I'm a man, and nothing more. A lonely soul adrift in this land of golden dreams with nary a log to float upon with a sky absent of stars to guide me. I watch them sail and sink and cry as time holds fast or passes by. Left drifting forever am I with the lovers, the dreamers, and me.
Okay, that was a little emo I'll admit. Hello, my name is Joshua, but Ive been know to answer to Josh, Erutious, Spike, and Oi, you there with the hair. As you probably guessed I write, but my fiction and satire are better than my poetry I assure you. I read almost as much as i write, again fantasy mostly but I read so many things. Jim Butcher, the Twilight series which though I began reading to prove that I wouldnt like it I wanna know how it ends now, Harry Potter, Salvatore, Brian Jaches and his Mice of Red Wall. I read more practical books, well practical for my views, but it seems ever my fate to be a slave to the electronic mistress. I'm a gamer in my spare time, what little of it there seems to be these days, and you can often find me perched before the X box or my leviothan of a computer playing World of Warcraft most times. I play so many games, Final Fantasy anything, Sould Caliber, Fallout 1, 2, or 3, Border Land, Assassins Creed, Zelda. I have a lot of time to game here lately since it appears I have become rather nocturnal in my habits. Bed time isnt usually until right before the sun comes up these days :), but work may be to blame for some of that too. Though real work has kept me from it recently I do like to exercise. I run, I lift weights, I hike, I camp, I wonder aimlessly through the wood and grassy places. I sword fight a bit, padded weapons keep my hands attached, which I dont know if you've been told but it makes for some fine cardio. I work, sometimes often, at the hospital in Gainesville (you cant miss it, its gigantic) on the switch board (you cant miss me either, I'm the male operator who sounds like he's comtemplating postal actions). I'm a firm follower of the Goddess and a proud pagan, in case you were curious, and dont be shy about asking about it. We arent as odd as people would lead you to believe and most of us are pretty easy to get along with. I'd love to find someone who is deep... mentally (you sickos), sarcastic or just plain funny, warm and open, loving and tender, a cuddler whose idea of a good way to spend a rainy day is under the covers in each others arms. I stay fairly bored so feel free to shoot me off a message or just shoot me period, work is a killer and I could use an excuse to stop for a while.

Preparing to go back to college for my ITNS certification(or whatever the bloody hell you georgians call it here) and to begin my carrier in preparation for what I REALLY want to do which is own my own internet cafe and game Center. Preparing to have what little free time i had snatched out from under me too what with work and the holidays coming up

FPS (First person shooters), RTS (Real Tim Strategy) MMOs (Massive Multi Player Online games) RPG's (Role Playing Games)
Sparing
writing (its my life)
"studies" (my own privet studies in my library)
listening, hearing, and understanding
Solving problems (other peoples generally)

BEFORE THEY KNOW ME
My hair ( I look like a sheep dog most of the time and I've been told its pretty soft)
My eyes (They have trouble picking a color)
My quiet nature (Which dissolves once I become comfortable with a person)
My oddities (from serious to spastic in nothing flat)
My sense of humor (dry, sarcastic, and inappropriate at times)
ONCE THEY GET TO KNOW ME
My caring nature
My helpful tendencies (I'd loan my last dollar to a bum outside the liquor store)
My protective nature
My forgiveness (seriously, you could prolly murder my whole family in front of me and then say you were sorry and I'd forgive you while you stabbed me to death; which I would in turn likely forgive you for with my dieing breath)
My random humor

Books-The Dark Elf Saga, Twilight, Harry Potter, Dragon Lance, Red Wall, Watership Down (Though its been years) ,Anything by Asimoff (can never remember how to spell his name), The Dresden Files ,Doctor Who, Most anything really (I love to read)

Movies-Saw, I Robot, Batman, Last of the Samurai, AI, The Matrix, Harry Potters 1-6, Corpse Bride, Sleepy Hallow, Nightmare before Christmas, The Producers, Hot Fuzz, Shawn of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Clerks, Dogma, Idiocracy, Lets go to Prison, No country for Old Men, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, too many movies to count I guess

Music- Music is the most important thing in my life. Through music one can achieve whatever the imagination is capable of. I dont like the newer Rap though, it just seems to be people screaming about irrelevant things, and Kanya West is a tool. Mostly, I like music that has a purpose other than glorifying sound and furry signifying nothing.

Food- Yes

My Netbook
My Katana
My Cat (her name is Patches)
My Talismans
A book of some kind
My hair

Someone to share it with would be nice too :)

Life in general, whats for breakfast/lunch/dinner, my diet, my work, things I havent seen on the internet (I'm only up to having seen around 75% of it after all)

Either at work, raiding with my guild, or listening to some light Jazz over a good book and a good drink

I'm a firm believer in magic, mysticism, and other things people discount as tosh

Your looking for a low millage model with great personality, broken in, good gas millage, few owners, little structural damage, clean, good with kids and animals, and fun to be with then I can be yours for the low low price of.... FREE. You like free right? Course ya do, and in these economic times is this really an offer you can afford to pass up? Order now in the next 20 min, cause you know we cant do this all day, you get the Shamwow absolutely free