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I am sarcastic, bilingual, and legendary

OnlyYeva

22 / f / straight / Single

Rochester, New York, United States

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Ethnicity White

Height 5' 6" (1.67m).

Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating

Smokes When drinking

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs Never

Religion Judaism but not too serious about it

Sign Capricorn and it's fun to think about

Education Working on college/university

Job Student

Income $0-$20,000

Kids Likes children

Pets Likes dogs

Languages English, Russian

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My self-summary

Hey my name's Yeva. I'm originally from Russia, but have been living here for 15 years so no accent or anything, sorry guys. I am pretty shy with people I don't know very well, but once I get to know you, I become much more outgoing. I have a very sarcastic and wicked sense of humor, but it's not malicious. If I make fun of you, it means I like you. I like the usual things normal people like movies, music, dimly lit coffee shops, and video games. I'm a total nerd and love my xbox, but I'm also totally into independent films and obscure art exhibits (and mainstream ones also). I am mostly low key, but I sometimes I do like to go out and have a few or just let loose and dance!

What I'm doing with my life

I am a math major at a local college. I don't really know what I am gonna do when I graduate. Eventually, I want to go to medical school, but I think I want to get my math masters first. I can't help it I just love math.

I'm really good at

A lot of things, but I can't put a lot of them in here... true story. I am, however, good at making people laugh, math, making up drinking games, and general debauchery.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

My smile, and then they realize I'm laughing at them.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Twilight (new guilty pleasure, yea, bite me, no really, bite me), The Great Gatsby, Handmaiden's Tale, Anything Shakespeare, Anything Jane Austen, The Sun Also Rises, I can go on and on and on...

Movies: Snatch, Nightmare Before Christmas, Tank Girl, Grindhouse, Boondock Saints, I might have like 200 GB of movies on my computer so don't get me started.

Music: Oh man, do you have all day? Everclear, Incubus, Sublime, The Music, Depeche Mode, Mooney Suzuki, Cake, The Streets, and I could go and on again...

Food: Grilled Cheese, Garbage Plates without Meat Sauce, Indian, Sushi, and anything ethnic and new and weird.

The six things I could never do without

Laptop
Cellphone (It's how I check my checking balance and it's my alarm clock...)
Bra
Lip Balm
iPod
Bed
Indoor Plumbing

I spend a lot of time thinking about

my future and what the hell I'm gonna do with the rest of my life. Also about paradoxes.

On a typical Friday night I am

Having a few with close friends, or staying in and watching Thursday's episode of Grey's Anatomy.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

I clean when I am stressed out.

You should message me if

you are a romantic, nice, caring, loyal, and honest guy who can hold an intelligent conversation, doesn't have strong religious ties that prevent them from doing anything fun, and is generally a good person.

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