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Onomatopoeia77

30 M Sag Harbor, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Chicago-dwelling artist turned into Brooklyn-dwelling* political and cultural critic. The transformation was enchanting. I am now here for the long-haul.

(*I am now in the Hamptons for the time being, with stints to NYC.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Professionally: Assistant at a rare art bookstore/gallery and artist assistant.

Leisurely: reading, writing, curating (when the opportunity arises), sailing, running, archiving.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Abolishing chance with a throw of the dice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mystery accent. I also have a birthmark above my left ear, but it seems most people think I got a bad haircut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just pick 6 random things from either Sharper Image or Sky Mall magazine. I cannot live without those.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Existing hopefully.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes Skrillex makes me feel amped.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You selected 6 things from Sharper Image or Sky Mall for me.