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Onomatopoeia77

29 M Sag Harbor, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Chicago-dwelling artist turned into Brooklyn-dwelling* political and cultural critic. The transformation was enchanting. I am now here for the long-haul.

(*I am now in the Hamptons for the time being, with stints to NYC.)
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally: Assistant at a rare art bookstore and gallery.

Leisurely: reading, writing, curating (when the opportunity arises), sailing, running, archiving.
I’m really good at
Abolishing chance with a throw of the dice.
The first things people usually notice about me
My mystery accent. I also have a birthmark above my left ear, but it seems most people think I got a bad haircut.
The six things I could never do without
Just pick 6 random things from either Sharper Image or Sky Mall magazine. I cannot live without those.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
On a typical Friday night I am
Existing hopefully.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes Skrillex makes me feel amped.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You selected 6 things from Sharper Image or Sky Mall for me.