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Onomatopoeia77

30 Sag Harbor, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Open relationship
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Art/Books/Cocktails/Politics. In that order.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Book designer and curator at a rare art bookstore/gallery.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Abolishing chance with a throw of the dice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mystery accent. I also have a birthmark above my left ear, but it seems most people think I got a bad haircut.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just pick 6 random things from either Sharper Image or SkyMall magazine. I cannot live without those.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting off Deebo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes Skrillex makes me feel amped.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You selected 6 things from Sharper Image or SkyMall for me.

(Nota bene: since SkyMall is now defunct, if you have a full run of the publication [1990-2015], contact me so I can start collecting its rarified remains!)