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OoCristaloO

29 F Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an incredibly open person who loves to smile, laugh, eat, drink, dance, kiss, make love, toke, go on adventures, learn, cuddle, go camping & have long conversations about anything that interests you or me- among a plethora of other things.

I don't date younger guys, or do long distance, and am really not into arguing.

Know what I thought would be easy to find here in Austin but find myself still missing? A friendly community of good musicians who hang out and jam all the time... and enjoy my presence- I don't actually play any instruments at the moment. But I'm totally willing to learn if the opportunity arises!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying my job; enjoying life as it comes while keeping an eye out for whatever it is that will truly inspire me...

Trying to figure out how to live in this country without killing my spirit, being a slave (to the man?), or being broke all the damn time.

Trying to avoid encounters with hipsters because it freaks me out that, at times, they have a strange ability to make me doubt my own coolness. But I have a sneaking suspicion this is because I'm secretly attracted to them.. heheh
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people who deserve it feel good about themselves =)

Innuendo.

Being fun and spontaneous.

Oh, and all the things I mentioned in my self-summary.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's see... my winning personality? Or maybe my towering height?!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read- long, interesting and/or hilarious books. Not gonna lie, I love sci-fi and fantasy if it's well written, funny, and/or sexy. Most recently (about a year ago) read The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which I loved and don't know why I didn't read sooner...

I watch movies all the time because I really can't stand TV (excepting HBO series, which you can't really put in the same category). My go-to on movies if I have company is usually comedy but I enjoy a wide range of genres and styles except ones with zombies- I do actually like them but now, unfortunately, they give me nightmares.. ha! Oh, and my Netflix always comes up with "dark" movie suggestions in every category, so that might tell ya something.

I'm all about live music of almost any persuasion. Anything Funk and I'm there! And I dig fusion of really any genres, if done well.
With music, it just has to move me- physically, vocally, spiritually, and/or emotionally. Obviously the best music does it all!

And who doesn't love good food? I'll try almost anything once, but the one thing I still can't wrap my taste buds around is mushrooms. Weird earth meat.
I do get really excited about sushi. Love it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Allow me to be a bit trite here since material things aren't high on my list. In order of text length:
Love
Beauty
Funny Shit
Music to Dance to
Other People- including and especially friends and my favorite siblings
Ok ONE material thing (really two but who's counting)... Reflective Surfaces and Jewelery- specifically earrings. What can I say? I feel naked without them. Especially if I am naked.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The immediate future and what I can get into tonight.

Kissing.

How stoned I am. Heheh...

Whatever made me laugh or smile recently. Or cringe, or wonder...

Random thoughts about the things and people around me. I'm a people watcher, for sure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday night? Meh.. my schedule is never the same so on any given night that I'm not working (or after work) I can be found out somewhere, drinking, staying up extremely late, smoking, dancing, laughing, etc...

Or at home watching movies and such.

I've recently realized how important it is for me to socialize. If I don't go out among people, I tend to slip into cynicism. I need a man who would claim me as a partner and also want to go out and do things with me as much as staying in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends who you are, of course!

Also, I think I should stop answering questions. The more I answer the less I like the personality make up this thing wants to give me..........
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're hilarious.

Or at least have something more interesting to say than "Hi, how was your weekend?" or some shit like that. Damn.

You're not a flake or just looking to put another notch on your bedpost. I don't need another friend with benefits and I'm not looking for a one night stand, thanx.

You're into some awesomeness here in Austin and want to share it with me :) because I'm a lot of fun and so down to get involved with activities, just won't often go for it unless I have an ambassador...

You don't have any rotten teeth. For real...

You're interested and were born on Dec 29. I recently discovered from a book on a coffee table that, while most everyone else has multiple "soul mate" days, I only get the one. So I had to add this. You understand....lmao!

You like big butts and you cannot lie!
lol calm down....