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Ookiioshiri

28 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Chinese (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pretty laid back type of person. I can go out and do adventurous things (aka go ninja style on the first person that gives me the stink eye) or I can just cuddle up on the couch and watch a movie.

I love outdoor activities including camping, paintball, hiking, biking, ziplining, and attending the occasional random improv everwhere missions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a product developer for small leather goods at an awesome handbag company situated in NY.

I love traveling, being an total goofball in front of my friends, singing really bad in karaoke, and catching back on many TV episodes I missed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crafts (please visit www.etsy.com/shop/pullingpetals) (yes, I have no shame advertising for my site, please visit if you need to buy any gifts for your sister, girl friends, ........every purchase comes with a personal thanks, you are great, message from me :) ), talking in a horrible british accent, trying new activities, and paintball.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have one eye, but i can have the appearance of two
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Harry Potter Books 1,2,4,6,7, Greek and Roman Mythology books, Zombie Survival Guide, Worst Case Scenario books, Fight Club (survivor and Diary seemed like a repetition after reading fight club) Final Exits, random facts books, Weird USA books,and The Walking Dead Graphic Novels, The Hunger Games...

Movies:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Brother's Bloom, Let the Right One In, Brick, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Old Boy, Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2, Inglourious Basterds, In Bruges, Mysterious Skin, 40 Year Old Virgin, Run Fat Boy Run, Shaun of the Dead, Royal Tenebaums, The Life Aquatic, Darjeeling Limited, 50 First Dates, Equilibrium, Donnie Darko, Catch Me If You Can, The Terminal, Charlie Bartlett, Leon the Professional, Ghostbusters, Home Alone 1 and 2, Walk Hard the Dewey Cox Story, Rushmore, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pan's Labyrinth, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Iron Man, Coraline,500 Days of Summer, Edward Scissorhands, Inception, Sherlock Holmes, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Dispicable Me, ................

Please, please don't message me if you're a Twilight Fan, I won't stand for bad acting!!!

TV:
Big Bang Theory, SNL,How I Met Your Mother, The Office (US version), Lost, Better Off Ted, Dexter, Community, Man Vs Wild, Mythbusters, Food Network, Weeds, Family Guy, Simpsons, ABDC, So You Think You Can Dance, and I definitely miss how Saturday cartoons and shows used to be good. There's no decent cartoons to watch anymore. Remember the good old days when Duck Tales, Batman, Aladdin, Recess, Weekenders, Family Matters, Fresh Prince of Bell Air, Captain Planet, Pinky and the Brain, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Saved By the Bell, Rescue Ranger, Darkwing Duck, Boy Meets World, Magic School Bus, Married with Children, Unhappily Ever After.....use to air.....yeah.....those were the good ole days.

Music:
Anything that can catch my attention in the first 20 seconds and doesn't make me want to switch the channel.

Food:
Everything.....
I'll raid white castles at 3:00 in the morning if it's what I crave.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The six things I can't live without are (not in order of importance)
- The invention of a toilet
- Blueberry bagels
- ice cubes
- freshly laundered clothes.....if your clothes smell like laundry, I'll probably cling on you until your scent wears off.
- haribo gummy bears
- hot sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to survive a zombie outbreak.
how I would have to start training as a cannibal
how many fingers can i live without
how big are 1 inch in diameter circles with 1/2" radius
how to balance a fork on my nose
how to not think while thinking
how funny it would be if a racist black guy and a racist white guy was stuck in a room that is 2X2 feet.
how the crescent moon is shaped like a croissant
I can't think anymore I gotta go to the bathroom
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Running away from anything that moves. (this includes trees, little midgets, and balls)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have dendrophobia. But not all just some.
You should message me if
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you like to have a smile form on your face.