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TheWugglyUmp

44 Indian Orchard, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 32–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A stranger in a strange land. I might be a slightly better scrabble player and be slightly more alienated from our common cultural options than you are. I might give slightly better massages than you've gotten in the past. But I might not be as confident, or optimistic, or ambitious as you are, or are looking for in a man.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Grappling with existential ambiguities. I need to do some more evolving. Loosen up my mind some more and take my life in more rewarding directions than I've managed so far.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography
Massage
Scrabble
Cooking
Pronouncing foreign languages
Figuring out things I wasn't aware that I had been thinking about
The science and history questions on Jeopardy

I can't remember peoples' names to save my life.

I don't do neatness. I have tried, but I'm simply not wired for it.

Seeing from other peoples' points of view. This is a curse. Winners are people who have the force of personality to get other people to fall in line with their own points of view. This is one of various reasons why I hate people. On the upside, I have a broader perspective on the field or matrix of ideas in which people carve out their little territories. But if I were to explain to you how you handle ideas in a pretty much the same manner as some other group whom you despise, you wouldn't be okay with it.

I wish I did a good voice of Scar, but I'm great at Timon and Pumbaa.

I'm working on adding Pottery and Playing the Guitar to this category.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I seem to be into vampire novels. I love Ann Rice and I just finished Deborah Harkness' All Souls Trilogy. I am also a fan of CJ Cherryh, JK Rowling, JRR Tolkien. And I like the Twilight novels, too. I don't know if there's any particular reason why the majority of my favorite authors are women.

Forrest Gump, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Big Fish, Time Bandits, Ed Wood, Rushmore, Sex and Lucia, Bagdad Cafe, Army of Darkness, and the first two Harry Potter movies. I like a lot of films by Buster Keaton, Juzo Itami, Woody Allen, and Pedro Almodovar. Also: Bubba Ho-Tep, Zoolander, Mystery Men, and Princess Mononoke.

Farscape, Star Trek, and the Muppet Show. Northern Exposure, Daria, Beavis & Butthead, South Park. The Jossiverse in general.

The B-section of my musical taste includes Brahms, Bach, Beethoven, Dan Bern, Buckethead, and the Beatles.

Food is good.

Most of the art and photography that I like was created within the time span of about 1865-1945. I am a big fan of both Georgia O'Keefe and Alfred Stieglitz, for example.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Traction
Speculation
Imagination
Investigation
Carbonation
Fermentation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think way too much. It is profoundly maladaptive. Sensible persons restrict their thoughts to those approved by established civil and religious authorities.

But by way of getting overly serious, I had a terrible experience growing up in a working-class Polish Catholic family where everything about me was deeply despised and discouraged, and it left me profoundly lost and broken. This has led me to investigate the differences, if any, between the values systems of working-class and professional class families and cultures. What I've found so far, is not so much that there's a great difference in the values systems of professional and working-class cultures, but that there is usually a great difference in the familial backgrounds of people who live lives of great fulfillment and discovery versus those people who live profoundly frustrating and unsatisfactory lives, playing conservative hands; which is that people who live remarkable lives, whether through having been nurtured for it or through having overcome deterrents thrown in their paths, have minds that can get out of their own way, who can throw themselves into any number of exciting possibilities of what's possible to do with one's life, in marked contrast to persons who have successfully been conditioned never to stray from established career paths, for fear of being rejected by business culture and thus forfeiting their right to earn a living.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Down for repairs.
You should message me if
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You'd like to capitalize on anything I've mentioned in the "I'm really good at" section.