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TheWugglyUmp

45 Indian Orchard, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 32–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A stranger in a strange land. The perspective I have on the human game is very different from that of people who get how to play it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly, brooding over existential quandaries. They are a huge drag. Philosophically and psychologically untidy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography. Possibly. A distinction may exist between good photographers and half-assed photographers who shoot a lot and thereby occasionally get good images.

I'd like to claim to be a good lover, but so would everyone else, which makes such a claim effectively unmakeable.

I can bake a pie from scratch.

I have been known to be a difficult opponent at Scrabble.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ones written by JK Rowling, James Herriot, JRR Tolkien, Ann Rice, and CJ Cherryh. When I was younger I read CS Lewis, LLoyd Alexander, and Carlos Castaneda. I haven't read any thing by Ayn Rand, but so many people on here seem to view her as the devil, that I think that if I were to have a daughter, I would name her Ayn, just to piss off my leftward friends.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; Forrest Gump, Ed Wood, Big Fish.
Many flicks by Pedro Almodovar, Juzo Itami, and Woody Allen. Also Finding Nemo, Princess Mononoke, Nausicaa, and The Incredibles.

Farscape, Star Trek, The Muppet show.

The Beatles, Dan Bern, Jack White, Buckethead, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Various Seattle bands, and a lot of other stuff.

About all that I don't like is the hot sort of spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sunscreen
Digital imaging technology
Some other things

At this point it is evident that I can live without sex. But from what I remember, sometimes it was nice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The new religion of Social Justice. The sheer screaming imbecility of it makes me feel like throwing up. It's making Facebook unendurable, at any rate.

Guitars, guns, cameras.

Cholesterol, carbohydrates, gluten. Broccoli.

The things I'd be doing if I weren't procrastinating.

Why dog owners have a tendency to trash cats, while cat owners, as far as I can tell, have no corresponding negative attitude toward dogs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just mostly dead. Big difference between that and totally dead.
You should message me if
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My favorite line from the tv series Firefly: "I've been waiting for you to kiss me ever since I showed you my guns." I think I'm basically living in the wrong time and place to ever hear a woman say anything like that to me, but if you think I'm wrong, and that you're the reason I'm wrong, I'd like to hear from you.