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TheWugglyUmp

44 M Indian Orchard, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A projection being generated by a giant space amoeba. I'm trying to locate a steady source of protein.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I play the guitar, shoot photographs, hunt for buried treasures, and make stuff out of clay.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography
Massage
Cooking

I suck at playing the guitar and at pottery, but I do them anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a weakness for vampire novels. I love Ann Rice and I just finished Deborah Harkness' All Souls Trilogy. I am also a fan of CJ Cherryh, JK Rowling, JRR Tolkien. And I like the Twilight novels, too, so there.

Forrest Gump, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Big Fish, Ed Wood, Rushmore, Bagdad Cafe, Army of Darkness, and the first two Harry Potter movies. I like a lot of films by Buster Keaton, Juzo Itami, Woody Allen, and Pedro Almodovar.

Farscape, Star Trek, and the Muppet Show. Northern Exposure, Daria, Beavis & Butthead, South Park.

The B-section of my musical taste includes Brahms, Bach, Beethoven, Dan Bern, and the Beatles.

Food is good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Protein
Megapixels
Resolution
Creativity
Sunday mornings in bed making love
Guitars

How about six famous women I'd like to shag.

Drew Barrymore
Keira Knightley
Rachel Weisz
Hayden Panettiere
Morena Baccarin
Claudia Black
Adrianne Curry. Why settle for six.

How about some artists and photographers I like.

Ansel Adams
Alfred Stieglitz
Edward Weston
Imogen Cunningham

Amadeo Modigliani
Vincent Van Gogh
Gustav Klimt
Aubrey Beardsley
Alphonse Mucha
Claude Monet
Piet Mondrian
Paul Klee
Salvador Dali
Georgia O'Keefe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It may not be the first thing people necessarily notice about me, but eventually everyone notices that I think a lot. I'll just say that if you encounter a person who is truly capable of questioning their beliefs, they will likely have a shorter list of them than the average person does.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Flying down to my estate in the Hamptons.