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TheWugglyUmp

44 M Indian Orchard, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Cogito ergo sum.

I like sex, but I don't like people, which is all kinds of inconvenient.

I don't really belong to one of the cultural groups available around hereabouts. It's actually quite important to belong to a social class, because your ability to function within one makes it possible for someone else to evaluate you as a life-partner, beyond the immediate consideration of whether they personally like you.

I don't want to represent myself as being a candidate for someone's life partner, but rather, I want to be someone's vacation getaway, the person you'd go to for sex and massages, to explore new places with.
What I’m doing with my life
Driving big rigs, paying the bills.

Discovering all they ways you can screw up a cone 6 firing.

I play guitar, do photography, pottery and metal detecting. I just ordered myself a new bicycle and in the warmer months I want to do some wandering about and photographing things I find.

It's pretty clear to me that success in life entails selecting one thing to do and putting all of one's time and energy into it. Logically it would be the correct course to select photography or pottery and just do that. Unfortunately, I simply am not wired to do just one thing for indefinite periods, and however much I enjoy something, my thoughts inevitably turn to escape from it, and to doing something else. Motivation has never been one of my strong points.
I’m really good at
Pride, envy, wrath, sloth, etc.

l'esprit de l'escalier

Massage

Sex

Baking pies from scratch

Finding cool stuff.

Noticing things that other people don't generally bother to.

The science and history questions on Jeopardy.

Scrabble.

I would like to think of myself as good at slaughtering the sacred cows of both the left and the right, but this tends to produce such an outpouring of whining and stupidity that it's really not worth the bother.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am generally a quiet, mysterious person. And I never seem to be around when Superman shows up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, LOTR, Twilight. Authors including CJ Cherryh, James Herriot, Douglas Adams.

Forrest Gump; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; Rushmore, Unforgiven, Ed Wood, Big Fish, Princess Mononoke, Clerks. And many others. I find "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" to be an awkward film to include in lists because the comma makes it look like it's two movies.

Farscape, Star Trek, Northern Exposure, South Park, Beavis & Butthead, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Daria. Anything by David Attenborough.

The Beatles, Dan Bern, Parov Stelar. It's a pretty long list. I have noticed that a lot of peoples' taste in music gets frozen in time at some point in their lives, and they like none of the new music that's coming out. Time has various perverse ways of shutting down your engagement with the world and I find it depressing to contemplate them.

Food is good, generally. I like wasabe-hot but not pepper-hot.
The six things I could never do without
A nice hot bath
Chocolate
Acoustic guitars
The Web
Megapixels
Tasteful Garden Statuary
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Many people have noticed that I think a lot.

I brood a lot over questions that other people seem to feel have already been satisfactorily answered. I used to think that other people, who regarded questions as having unambiguous answers, were in on some big secret; but it turns out they're not. They just have the emotional capability to not think about what they don't want to think about, or think that they ought not to.
In other words, they're well-adjusted.

Can a man who was born and raised in Hell learn to think, feel and act like one who was born under more benign circumstances? Can there be sudden change like tripping a switch, or does it have to be gradual, like layers of sediment building up in an estuary?

Where is/are my goddamn phone/keys/bicycle tire pump/etc___?
On a typical Friday night I am
Just Mostly-Dead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once, when asked by a Jehovah's Witness, what I thought the path to a true and lasting happiness was, I thought for a moment, and replied: "Physical Pleasures".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends