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TheWugglyUmp

44 Indian Orchard, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 32–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A student of many things in the world. Kind of adrift in the void between the populous, established realms of human life and culture.

I have a BA in Classical Studies, and I drive big rigs for a living.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sounding out the human mind.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography
Massage
Scrabble
Cooking
Pronouncing foreign languages
Figuring out things I wasn't aware that I had been thinking about
The science and history questions on Jeopardy

I can't remember peoples' names to save my life.

I don't do neatness. I have tried, but I'm simply not wired for it.

Seeing from other peoples' points of view. This is a curse. Winners are people who have the force of personality to get other people to fall in line with their own points of view. This is one of various reasons why I hate people.

I'm working on adding Pottery and Playing the Guitar to this category.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a weakness for vampire novels. I love Ann Rice and I just finished Deborah Harkness' All Souls Trilogy. I am also a fan of CJ Cherryh, JK Rowling, JRR Tolkien. And I like the Twilight novels, too. I don't know if there's any particular reason why the majority of my favorite authors are women.

Forrest Gump, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Big Fish, Time Bandits, Ed Wood, Rushmore, Bagdad Cafe, Army of Darkness, and the first two Harry Potter movies. I like a lot of films by Buster Keaton, Juzo Itami, Woody Allen, and Pedro Almodovar. Also: Bubba Ho-Tep, Zoolander, Mystery Men, and Princess Mononoke.

Farscape, Star Trek, and the Muppet Show. Northern Exposure, Daria, Beavis & Butthead, South Park. The Jossiverse in general.

The B-section of my musical taste includes Brahms, Bach, Beethoven, Dan Bern, Buckethead, and the Beatles.

Food is good.

Most of the art and photography that I like was created within the time span of about 1865-1945. I am a big fan of both Georgia O'Keefe and Alfred Stieglitz.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, one way of treating this question is to make a distinction between things that one cannot physically exist without, and things that one can exist without, but cannot usefully live without. Among the latter things are trust and confidence in oneself, in the world, and in others. I was raised by a violent and spiteful person who took those things away from me. He also had help from the Catholic church and other institutions and individuals. I have existed for 44 years, but a lot of that time has been spent in retreat from what you'd call living.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Probability
The unendurable cliches of our social and political discourse
Guitars
Whether or not there is a future for large image sensors
Why competitive economic practices are inevitably self-destructive
Dysgenesis. This is one of those "red flags" That make me unacceptable as a relationship candidate for well-educated women of conscience. (Such women are cognizant that no distinction exists between intelligence and knowledge, between information and the processing power that handles it, but I, being blinded by ideology and a paragon of unfashionable -isms, have not progressed so far in my thought.) As if my bright and sunny disposition were insufficient. I don't think all men are created equal, and I think that that crazy old double helix largely makes us that way, from the get-go, and I don't think it's a good thing that dumb folks reproduce a lot earlier and more often than smart folks. I also regard Social Justice as mostly BS. So that's another one.

I do also think a lot about the "nurture" side of the human equation as well. I am very interested in the personal backgrounds of highly accomplished persons. I find that human destines are shaped primarily by their genes and the intimate interpersonal world that their minds form in, and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

How much time I have left.

Why my profile lacks a "most private thing I'll admit" section.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Down for repairs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like a nice, not entirely platonic massage.
You'd like to go out and burn up some .22s.
No one wants to play scrabble with you because you're too good.
You'd like to play some music.
You'd like to go to a Tibetan restaurant and try to have a polite, civilized conversation while trying to chew some yak.
You want to catch up on movies. I do at any rate.
Or how about, if you'd like to experiment with cooking things you haven't tried before, catch up on movies, get a nice massage, and then be taken advantage of when you're feeling relaxed? I assure you I'm a perfect gentleman. Almost.