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TheWugglyUmp

45 Indian Orchard, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 32–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A stranger in a strange land.

The dating game is a sub-category of the larger human game, and I've never had the slightest inkling of how to play either one.

I'm about like an absent-minded professor who drives trucks. I have this occupation because it is one that it is possible to do when you hate it. If you are someone who loves what you do, I probably can't really be your soul-mate, but I can be your friend from a land where things are different.

I think Homosexuals should be able to get married, have kids, and take their kids down to the range to shoot their favorite assault weapons. I can abide neither the smarmy, sanctimonious priggishness of the left, nor the smug mean-spiritedness of the right.

I like guitars, guns, cameras, cats, red wine, jazz, museums, sushi, steak, waterfalls, fossils, bicycles, mountains, clouds, trees, the smell of the approaching spring, the brilliant greens of May, and the tall sun of June and July.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Grappling with existential ambiguities.

I'm a seeker, I suppose. I get obsessed with finding things or figuring things out, which I suppose would mean that I'm actually two distinct kinds of seeker. In a material sense, I'm a bloodhound. Right now I'm actively jonesing for the snow to be gone so I can get out and do some metal detecting. I also find it hard to drive past exposed sedimentary rocks without stopping to look for fossils.

In the other sense of being a seeker, I've spent a lot of my life wondering what the hell was going on with people. Strangely, I've actually figured most of it out. To explain all the ramifications of that would take some time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography
Massage
Scrabble
Cooking. I can bake a pie from scratch. And you totally can't. Just admit it.
Pronouncing foreign languages
Figuring out things I wasn't aware that I had been thinking about
The science and history questions on Jeopardy

I can't remember peoples' names to save my life.

But I can recite "Jabberwocky" on demand.

I don't do neatness. I have tried, but I'm simply not wired for it.

Seeing from other peoples' points of view. This is a curse. Winners are people who have the force of personality to get other people to fall in line with their own points of view. This is one of various reasons why I hate people. On the upside, I have a broader perspective on the field or matrix of ideas in which people carve out their little territories. But if I were to explain to you how you handle ideas in a pretty much the same manner as some other group whom you despise, you wouldn't be okay with it.

I wish I did a good voice of Scar, but I'm great at Timon and Pumbaa.

I'm working on adding Pottery and Playing the Guitar to this category.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I seem to be into vampire novels. I love Ann Rice and I just finished Deborah Harkness' All Souls Trilogy. I am also a fan of CJ Cherryh, JK Rowling, JRR Tolkien. And I like the Twilight novels, too. I don't know if there's any particular reason why the majority of my favorite authors are women.

Forrest Gump, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Big Fish, Time Bandits, Ed Wood, Rushmore, Sex and Lucia, Bagdad Cafe, Army of Darkness, and the first two Harry Potter movies. I like a lot of films by Buster Keaton, Juzo Itami, Woody Allen, and Pedro Almodovar. Also: Bubba Ho-Tep, Zoolander, Mystery Men, and Princess Mononoke. I miss Pleasant Street Video in Northampton.

Farscape, Star Trek, and the Muppet Show. Northern Exposure, Daria, Beavis & Butthead, South Park. The Jossiverse in general.

The B-section of my musical taste includes Brahms, Bach, Beethoven, Dan Bern, Buckethead, and the Beatles.

Food! Yay!

Most of the art and photography that I like was created within the time span of about 1865-1945. I am a big fan of both Georgia O'Keefe and Alfred Stieglitz, for example.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Speculation
Imagination
Investigation
Guitars
Cameras
Friends, family, and all that shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think way too much, which is profoundly maladaptive. Being an actual thinker can have a disastrous impact on your ability to assimilate. Unless you always know everything about everything and always instantly know exactly what to say, you need to be fully assimilated to a set of paradigms to get by in conversations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Down in Georgia, lookin' for a soul to steal.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to capitalize on anything I've mentioned in the "I'm really good at" section.