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TheWugglyUmp

44 Indian Orchard, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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A student of many things in the world. Kind of adrift in the void between the populous, established realms of human life and culture.

I have a BA in Classical Studies, and I drive big rigs for a living.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sounding out the human mind.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography
Massage
Scrabble
Cooking
Pronouncing foreign languages
Figuring out things I wasn't aware that I had been thinking about
The science and history questions on Jeopardy

I can't remember peoples' names to save my life.

I don't do neatness. I have tried, but I'm simply not wired for it.

Seeing from other peoples' points of view. This is a curse. Winners are people who have the force of personality to get other people to fall in line with their own points of view. This is one of various reasons why I hate people.

I'm working on adding Pottery and Playing the Guitar to this category.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a weakness for vampire novels. I love Ann Rice and I just finished Deborah Harkness' All Souls Trilogy. I am also a fan of CJ Cherryh, JK Rowling, JRR Tolkien. And I like the Twilight novels, too. I don't know if there's any particular reason why the majority of my favorite authors are women.

Forrest Gump, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Big Fish, Time Bandits, Ed Wood, Rushmore, Bagdad Cafe, Army of Darkness, and the first two Harry Potter movies. I like a lot of films by Buster Keaton, Juzo Itami, Woody Allen, and Pedro Almodovar. Also: Bubba Ho-Tep, Zoolander, Mystery Men, and Princess Mononoke.

Farscape, Star Trek, and the Muppet Show. Northern Exposure, Daria, Beavis & Butthead, South Park. The
Jossiverse in general.

The B-section of my musical taste includes Brahms, Bach, Beethoven, Dan Bern, Buckethead, and the Beatles.

Food is good.

Most of the art and photography that I like was created within the time span of about 1865-1945. I am a big fan of both Georgia O'Keefe and Alfred Stieglitz.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, one way of treating this question is to make a distinction between things that one cannot physically exist without, and things that one can exist without, but cannot usefully live without. Among the latter things are trust and confidence in oneself, in the world, and in others. I was raised by a violent and spiteful person who took those things away from me. He also had help from the catholic church and other institutions and individuals. I have existed for 44 years, but a lot of living has slipped through my fingers. I know people who were not kept down by things that kept me down. I'm not sure of all the similarities and differences between my equation an theirs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fibrous tissues, electrolytes, and probability. The unendurable cliches of our social and political discourse. Guitars.

Whether or not there is a future for large image sensors

Why competitive economic practices are inevitably self-destructive

Dysgenesis. This is one of those red flags. I don't think all men are created equal, and I think that that crazy old double helix makes us that way from the get-go. And i also regard Social Justice as mostly BS. So that's another one.

I also think a lot about the "nurture" side of the human equation as well. I am very interested in the personal backgrounds of highly accomplished persons. I find that human destines are shaped primarily by their genes and the intimate interpersonal world that their minds form in, and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

How much time I have left

Why my profile lacks a "most private thing I'll admit" section
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Down for repairs.
You should message me if
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you have any suggestions as to what I should suggest would be good reasons why you should message me.