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45 Indian Orchard, MA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 32–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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A stranger in a strange land.

I have BA in Classical Studies and I drive big rigs for a living.

I disagree with everyone about everything. Which is an oversimplification, though I am one of the more alienated and less social people you'll run across. Just to give you an example, most of you well-educated women round hereabouts will probably have nothing whatever to do with me because I like shooting and have enough guns that you and I and a few friends could probably take over Panama (How about it? There's a lotta money in the canal business), and I think that that crazy old double helix accounts for a lot more of human destiny than persons who are passionate about social justice will ever accept. But for all that, I have even less in common with the typical members of the rod and gun clubs I've belonged to.

From the standpoint of the objective of getting dates, I am fully aware that I need to pretend to be very different from what I truly am, but I'm highly averse to BS, and pretending to be somebody else would be to deny myself my own voice.

I guess one of the cardinal sins of dating websites is to mention exes, but my most recent and I actually get along great and are still great friends. But we have fundamental values differences. Which leads me to believe that it is more or less impossible to determine from any of the things that you can talk about on this site who you will actually get along with, but I guess it's probably still better than just drawing names out of a hat.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've never really had any sort of answer to this question. When I was younger, my family, my religion, my school, and my peers broke so many things in me that they ejected me from the human game pretty much for good. I drift among the humans in a manner much like that of a comet among the planets; like them, and yet not. I have put a lot of thought into figuring out this human game that other people seem to get how to play, and while I think I've figured much of it out to an extent that no one else has before, I've gotten no better at playing it.

Now that I have established that I'm the most cheerful, optimistic, and well-adjusted person on the face of the earth, I would say that for me the ideal career would be that of a student, if somehow that could be your profession. I'd like to spend my life travelling, learning about things, making and seeing art and music, and having lots of extremely awesome sex. I know people in academic careers, and those careers are completely and utterly different from what I want. I did over the road trucking for a year and I loved being out seeing the country, but OTR companies casually put you into situations that are impossible to deal with, and I still get angry whenever I talk about my experience with them.

So anyway, when I'm not wasting my life working for the man, I don't waste any more of it on television. I do waste too much time online, although a good bit of that is reading Wikipedia articles and watching videos about whatever subjects I feel like learning about at the moment. I also do pottery, play the guitar, and out doors I do a lot of metal detecting and photography.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Culinary endeavors.
Questioning things that people who like to think that they question things refuse to question.
I've been complimented once or twice for my writing and my dancing ability.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I seem to be into vampire novels. I love Ann Rice and I just finished Deborah Harkness' All Souls Trilogy. I am also a fan of CJ Cherryh, JK Rowling, JRR Tolkien. And I like the Twilight novels, too. I don't know if there's any particular reason why the majority of my favorite authors are women.

Forrest Gump, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Big Fish, Time Bandits, Ed Wood, Rushmore, Sex and Lucia, Bagdad Cafe, Army of Darkness, and the first two Harry Potter movies. I like a lot of films by Buster Keaton, Juzo Itami, Woody Allen, and Pedro Almodovar. Also: Bubba Ho-Tep, Zoolander, Mystery Men, and Princess Mononoke. I miss Pleasant Street Video in Northampton. I'm a highly visual person and I appreciate movies that are beautifully shot. For which reason I like such films as On the Wings of the Dove, The Missionary, and a lot of old Technicolor movies.

Farscape, Star Trek, and the Muppet Show. Northern Exposure, Daria, Beavis & Butthead, South Park. The Jossiverse in general.

The B-section of my musical taste includes Brahms, Bach, Beethoven, Dan Bern, Buckethead, and the Beatles.

Food! Yay! I like wasabe-hot but not pepper-hot. I briefly attempted vegetarianism back in the nineties, after reading an article about the environmental impact of factory farming, but after a couple of weeks I lost a staring contest with some kielbasas that were buy 1 get 2 free.

Most of the art and photography that I like was created within the time span of about 1865-1945. I am a big fan of both Georgia O'Keefe and Alfred Stieglitz, for example.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Down time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sacred cows that I'd like to slaughter
Whether it makes sense to be on here
Whether one could ever get humans to see through their own psychology
The weather
The Earth
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dead to the world. My work hours suck a bit.
You should message me if
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blah blah blah blah. Your motivations are your own.