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TheWugglyUmp

45 Indian Orchard, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 32–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a BA in Classical Studies, I drive big rigs for a living, I wear out cameras, and I suck at the guitar but I have a bunch of them anyway. I don't assimilate well, culturally.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not a whole lot of dating. Sorting fact from fiction. Searching for lost treasures, fabricating new ones.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Though it is not necessarily etched in stone that I am good at these things, I can say that I've been complimented on my
Photography
Pottery
Writing
Dancing
Talents in the Kitchen
Talents at (adult subject matter).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Farscape
Various
Various
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glass
Chocolate
Petroleum
Semi-permeable membranes
Shoes
Driver's license
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human habits of mind, and the hold they have over me and over others, and whether I or we could ever get free of them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In better health than Elvis was at my age.
You should message me if
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This is probably the most useless of the essay topics. Women are hell for serious about their criteria, and know exactly what they're looking for.