My self-summary,.. wow, there is a lot of pressure here. Since this
is the first (and possibly only) part you read of my profile, I
need to make sure to sell myself enough to get you interested, but
just under enough to give my sales pitch some credibility. So,... I
guess overall, I like to joke around a lot. Not to say I can't be
serious, but honestly,... why? Truly though, I try to have fun with
whatever I am doing, and I prefer spending time with friends and
family. I guess that sums me up, anything else you'll probably just
need to keep reading, or ask. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I decided to go back to school to finish a degree in Math and a
minor in programming. ... Ladies,.. calm yourselves please.
The idea is that I can make better models for business planning so
that corporate executives could better see the relationship to
worker moral, training, pay, etc. From seeing how decisions are
made at the top, it's scary how little information there is, and I
think it's unfortunate that sometimes these decisions have
monumental effects on so many people's lives.
What's crazy cool about this, is that apparently a lot of companies
are starting to invest a lot on money directly into this type of
research, so makes me feel a little better about that leap of faith
back into school haha.
I’m really good at
Jamming my foot in my mouth, and getting into (and somehow out of)
really, really, amazingly awkward/crazy situations. I absolutely
excel at this. How exactly,... I dunno, the story is different
every time. But, no one ever gets hurt (well, seriously) and the
stories are always funny afterwards (usually to everyone else,...
not so much to me).
The first things people usually notice about me
I would hope my extraordinary good looks,... but I don't really
believe that's the case. Probably that I'm always joking around.
Whether or not they think I'm funny,... well, that wasn't really
the question, so I don't have to answer that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As far as music goes, I am into basically everything. What I listen
to most though is trance, techno, and breakbeats (I got introduced
to FarTooLoud and seriously can't stop listening to them). I also
really like anything with Spanish Guitar,... sigh, awesome,... if I
could play one I would take it with me everywhere.
Books, I read a lot of books. Right now mostly text books since I
am finishing school. Nothing like curling up with a good text book.
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends (ok,... so I'm not going to really count those as
the six since they are basically given,... so my six, not
necessarily in this order
1) Music (I've truly contenplated how to inconspicuously plant my
head phones in my ear during work, no luck yet though).
2) A cold room on days I can sleep in,.... ohhh, this really makes
life worth living.
3) Passion. The kind that makes it impossible to sit still, that
feeling that you just want to tackle the object of your passion,
that makes your heart race when you're close,.... uh,.. moving
4) Computer. I do a lot of work on it, and write a lot,...
seriously without autospell check I would seem so ignorant (I can't
count the times I've alt-tab'ed back to Word while writing
5) Hot showers,... true I should probabaly take more cold ones
(no,... I won't elaborate), but the hot water just feels too
6) Family & Friends,... alright, I know I already listed them,
but they really are that important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
:) .... that's not appropriate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends. That could be at a bar-b-que, out at a club,
or even just chilling at a dive bar. Doesn't really matter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm allergic to elephants.
... nope,... not a joke.
You should message me if
You're interested in talking,... and you enjoy joking around
(seriously, don't message me if you're super serious,... it just
simply won't work. Really,... it's not you,... it's me.) ;)