"This is so weird, I don't really do this..."
"I find it hard to write about myself..."
"I'm only doing this because I'm tired of the bar scene..."
"I'm soooo awkward..."
We live in a world where people talk about themselves in mediums they update while walking down the street yet you can't muster a few words to describe who you are and what you do?
You're also not "sort of a contradiction." Just because you have varying personality traits doesn't mean you have to apply an overused four-syllable word to yourself. It means you have human behavior, complicated, annoying human behavior.
Be creative. You'll score more points. (Note, there's actually no scoring system).
I have a great story about why I just downright refuse to dance, so if me not dancing is an issue, well, then you can move along.
Also, the world gets it. You do yoga. Yoga photos are the female equivalent of the male abs-in-the-bathroom-mirror picture.
My life is in transition (That's not code for being unemployed or living with my parents).
After a strange couple of years, I'm trying to figure out what's next.
I'm in the process of making a big career leap and look forward to finding a new home in this country very soon.
I'm smart, funny and expect the same from future partners.
I'm originally from Illinois. I've lived in Missouri, Pennsylvania and, um, some other places. I move a lot for work. I hope my next destination is a place that I'll want to stay forever.