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22 College Park, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 25, 2013
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body type
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I'm 20. I'm a biochem (pre-med) student. I am from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. My favourite things in life (cliché - but real) are learning, music, movies, friends, and travel (especially to Asia). But you probably didn't want to hear about those. I am non-religious, but I believe in a higher power. I am ethnically Jewish. I like gaming occasionally. I love sex; I must admit it. I cannot go against the primeval urges forced into my genome by natural selection. I don't use this website often. Also, I forgot to mention: I am obsessed with using makeup because of my freakish whore personality. I love guys who play football or baseball; it's sort of a weird semi-fetish thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just hanging out... doing nothing. I don't really have anything life-changing or inspirational. I would say "to the fullest", but that is untrue (like the majority of the general population).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm not really good at anything, sadly. I do like to cook although I suck at it.

I also like to study topics related to health, medicine, and all forms of biology, especially medical ethics, actinobiology, exobiology, xenobiology, and proteomics. I would like to learn more about the topic of panspermia.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- My face and appearance? (Literally - you gaze upon my corporeal form before crudely anatomizing my personality)
- Brashness
- Honesty - to the point of being "mean"
I really can't examine my personality without being a liar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favourite (fiction) works of literature include
(but are not limited to):
- American Psycho
- Middlesex
- Huck Finn
- The Anarchist Cookbook
- Harry Potter
- The Odyssey
- Uglies
- Haunted
- The Communist Manifesto
- Othello
- Of Mice and Men
- Justine
- Lolita,
- and anything by Stephen King or Edgar Allen Poe.

I absolutely adore a plethora of non-fiction/texts.... with titles like "Biomedical Ethics", "Nursing Drug Reference", "Chemical Analysis of Antibiotic Residues in Food", and "On the Origin of Species."

My favourite movies include but are not limited to:
-A.I: Artificial Intelligence
-Back to the Future (the first one)
-American Beauty
-Being John Malkovich
-Heavenly Creatures
-United 93
-Fish Tank
-Ghost World,

The embarrassing/'common' chick flicks Titanic and Mean Girls, and the collected works of my distant relative, Sacha Baron Cohen (rather tasteless... I know...).

TV: The only show I 'really' like is Firefly. I don't watch a lot of TV, save for documentaries.

I have a lot of bands/artists I like. I have an eclectic taste, and I love most genres...

I like all food that tastes good (to me). Doesn't matter if it's from Tuvalu, Finland, or Zimbabwe. I really don't have a definite favourite. I really like tofu and this Chinese dish (粉蒸肉) - it consists of thick cut bacon marinated in soy sauce and smothered with fragrant rice and spices.

Some other favourites include:
-Shepherd's pie
-McDonalds' french fries
-Stuffed mushrooms
-Lobster omelets
-All BBQ
-Roe of all kinds
-Bread and butter
-Lamb kebabs
-Goat cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My corporeal being
- My sanity
- Family + friends
- Nourishment (all kinds)
- Sex
- Internet + literature

Some things that I could do without... but really need anyway...
-Red Bull
-My car (Nissan Juke - Everyone thinks it's ugly-cum-batrachian, but I love it with the burning passion of a thousand suns)
-Fast food
-Contact lenses (I suppose I could make do with my glasses...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to ponder upon the semi-esoteric topics of solipsism, ethics, the nature of humanity, and bio topics. Rather dull, I know.

Some stupid questions I (thin/as)k.
What aberrant thoughts are floating around the heads of random strangers?

How many people are cumming at a given moment?

What the fuck is in my neighbour's house?

Would the world be better off if governed by an objective albeit sentient A.I.?

Are people really as stupid as they seem to me?

Am I real?

Is everyone else real?

Wow, that was bombastic and stupid at the same time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Laboratory.
- w/friends.
- On the internet.
- Sleeping.
- Studying.
- Trolling people.
- Shopping at Potomac Mills.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You are looking for an intellectual relationship.
- You love any hard SCIENCE.
- You are not a bigot or a hypocrite.
- You are honest (with me).
- You are willing to spoil me (a little bit).
- You speak English.
- You have basic moral values (that most people lack).
- You have some semblance of a brain.
- You do not have a STI.
- You do not use drugs (outside of marijuana).
- Sorry - I don't want to come off as superficial and mean --- you are at least semi-attractive (I know this is subjective --- so whatever...) Again, I am really sorry
- You are sentient with a complex personality
- Your brain is bigger than your libido
- You are slightly out of the mainstream
- You would love riding brobdingnagian, freaky rollercoasters every two weeks or so WITH ME (I have season passes to Kings Dominion and Six Flags - I am obsessed with this kind of thing - it's not quite a fetish, but it's close).
- You are willing to discuss my interests (they are really boring to some)

- (For casual sex/FWB) You must have an attractive face, have a well-built body, and lack any transmissible diseases. (deemed by me) Gender does not matter (preferably female).
*You are older than me.