Well, I guess this is where I am supposed to make myself sound interesting by throwing out some not-so random details about myself. Alright, let’s just make a concession right out of the gate; this whole “summarize yourself in a quick and entertaining way” is awkward. In an effort to lessen the discomfort I have linked some background music to set the mood while you read. I hope you enjoy.
Here we go….
I am completely, fantastically, tragically single, and have been for a respectable amount of time, but no so much so to qualify me as one of those weird basement-dwelling hermit types. Now for the specifics. I come with very little baggage, have never been married, and do not have any children. I have a great J O B, my own place, and a reliable vehicle. I am an old-fashioned guy and I take genuine pleasure in being the consummate gentleman. Sound like a total catch, right? Let's keep going with that. I am completely normal with absolutely no weird quirks. Well, except for the webbed-toes thing*. I am well mannered, smart, funny, witty, charming, handsome, and apparently I can pat my own back. Go me! I do my best to stay fit and healthy, by keeping active and strengthening my body’s resiliency with alcohol. I rarely pass up an opportunity to get out of the house to do something fun and/or new. I am also terribly shy.
The main thing I would hope to get through/from this site would be the chance to interact with some interesting people. Possibly even meet an amazing girl (Sorry, Woman), who will change my world.
*I do not have webbed toes