Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a good guy looking to be great for a good girl. So let's go.
Tell me where:
Hey. Let's go to Sonic Drive-In for lunch. There's one in
Edgewater, MD, 30 miles away. It's an idea, anyway.
I am from the Midwest, and while I do not think the fact that I
spent most of my childhood in Milwaukee is particularly insightful
info about me, I have noticed that a ton of women note that they
are "from the Midwest," so I guess us Midwesterners are the
prideful sort and inclined to include that tidbit. :)
I don’t care what you do, but I do have a thing for smart chicks.
I’d love to meet a nice girl and go hiking in Rock Creek Park. I
want to go with you on a night-time monument tour. Or go
mini-golfing. Let's locate a volunteer activity to do together that
actually makes some kind of difference. Let's play tennis. Or go
Maybe you share my juvenile sense of humor, and appreciate my
efforts to find some amusement at work:
I dare you to message me, tell me to buy you a beer (or margarita?)
tomorrow, and then tomorrow drink your beer and tell me about you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working that 9 to 5 (8-4:30) in government life (having realized my
adolescent dreams of one day becoming a federal bureaucrat), taking
in the occasional exhibit on the Mall. Life would be even cooler
with a couple more friends in DC. And a quality girl to take to a
free concert at the Kennedy Center or any of a dozen Smithsonians
(we'll trick ourselves into believing we're "cultured").
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'll tell you what I'm not really good at: coming up with clever,
flowery BS to answer questions like this. I guess I'm a good
writer, as sexy as that is. But, if I really was a good writer, I
suppose I'd be better at coming up with clever, flowery BS to
answer questions like this. Hmmmm... it's a conundrum.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Clearly my devastating good looks or striking intellect.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's eat a burrito from Chipotle and watch The Big Lebowski. And
read The God Delusion; an insightful and entertaining book.
Best sentence ever written (but you gotta read the book--do you
know which one?-- to fully appreciate this, the novel's final
"Sounds of a San Juan night, drifting across the city through
layers of humid air; sounds of life and movement, people getting
ready and people giving up, the sound of hope and
the sound of hanging on, and behind them all, the quiet, deadly
ticking of a thousand hungry clocks, the lonely sound of time
passing in the long Caribbean night."
As far as television. West Wing and Scrubs are both amazing. But,
without a TV, I am abysmally uninformed about so much contemporary
pop culture, including television.
Turns out I like hummus.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides you, I have absolutely no idea. =)
[I think I use too many emoticons, so should that be one of my
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend between 30 and 40 percent of my free time waxing on the
spectacular practical bargain air conditioning is.
I spend the rest of my time marveling at how few rules of grammar I
know for a guy with an MFA in Writing, whose job title is
Speaking of words, I want to know who concluded that cats have such
And seriously, I think about how it could be that I moved to DC in
2009, and I still feel new, and still don't have a solid local
social/support network. I understand empirical evidence suggests
I'm the problem, but I still think I should be a popular guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't know that I want to answer, because sometimes it feels like
half my Friday nights are highlighted by takeout Whole Foods and my
building's gym. :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If you don't use it at least half a dozen times (trips) a year, I
think you look foolish listing your passport as something you
"could never do without."
I wrote this asinine article. I think it's funny, politically
spot-on, and I believe the angry response it elicited is more a
reflection of simple readers and their inability to identify
intellectual satire, than my own questionable values:
Also: since I left the private sector for government, I think I am
having genuine existential (and I admit: I do not know what
"existential" means) issues, on a daily basis, trying to decide if
I should put 1 or 2 spaces between sentences. I truly can't decide,
and I really do think about it more than I want to admit.
Also: I said that I'm an atheist on this profile, but, aargh,
matey, that isn't exactly true. I am a dedicated pastafarian. ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are the only girl left who doesn't have her ears
You should message me if, like myself, you have never seen a single
episode of "Lost," but are curious and want to start watching the
show from Episode 1, Season 1.
UPDATE: I saw a bunch of episodes from season 1; disappointing.
Decent, but not great.
If you want to help me figure out how to finish off my Rubik’s
Cube, let’s talk. If you know what "CVS" stands for, please tell
If you have a preference for the serial comma, or not, I really
would like to know your reasoning. And I am similarly and genuinely
curious to hear your reasoning on 1 vs. 2 spaces between sentence.
Is that nerdy? I didn't say I really cared, I'm just intrigued to
know why. =)
If you're not boring, say hello; if you think maybe we could live
happily ever after, please say hello; if you think we could have
some fun together, please say hello. ;)
If you're an intelligent girl who wants to meet a good guy. If
you're politically liberal and find organized religion to be silly.
If you want to teach me how to play the piano. Or the acoustic
guitar. And if you play CalvinBall, I desperately want to meet you.
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