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Optimus_Skiver

29 M Overland Park, KS

My Details

Last Online
Oct 11, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a nerd and a martial artist. I enjoy the arts, and I like to keep fit.

Usually I find that a great deal can be learned by examining the music they listen to. So I figured to leave a link to my launchcast station: here you go. More often than not, I probobly like the song that they end up playing on the station. This should give you a better understanding of who I am.

And I'm a minimalist at times. There definitely is a "too much" for everything.

Beyond all that though, I don't deal well with people for any length of time. It isn't because I grow bored with them, or I can't stand them after a while, it's just that I'll eventually not belong; I don't fit in with normal crowds of people. Furthermore, I was never really looking for a relationship, but as it stands now, I am no longer accepting invitations. There isn't a point anyway, psychologically I'm asexual meaning that everything that comes natural to you in a relationship will always feel alien and weird to me. That means I can never see the point of sex, and it never occurs to me to kiss anybody--those are the last lines to the fairy tale I'm afraid. I've tried to find relationships with similarly minded folk, but they're too few and far between and they mostly aren't all pleasant in my book by means of spending any more time than normal with. So, if you want something out of me, you're wasting your time, because I can't give it to you. I expect you to accept this as a disclaimer if you decide to speak to me. Should you continue in your mission to converse with me, I'm very friendly, but if you want something more, I'll very kindly decline. It'd be better for us both.

I'm not at all looking for dating right now, because it's just not my thing since anything anyone ever wants me for is gross or perverted, and when I want to keep the relationship, I end up trying to act like I think I should act for them, so it really doesn't work out. Most people that say they're asexual typically aren't, and that bothers me a bit, so I'm not even looking for those people either. Friends are nice though, I like friends. I also like talking, so as far as things only go that far, I'm cool with it.
That covers a lot.

I am sad, surgical, and haunted
What I’m doing with my life
Training in Bushidokan Karate under Roy Porter.
I’m really good at
I'm a good cook, I can make plenty of things from clay, and I can break just about every bone you can think of!

EDIT: It has been brought to my attention that I cannot readily break the bones of the inner ear, nor is it humanly possible to break the patella without the aid of a tool such as a ball pin hammer... My apologies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A: Science fiction, fantasy, good anthropology/archaeology reads, and realistic thrillers (like Tom Clansy)

B: I used to study cinema--particularly of the kung fu kind as a kid.

C: Oingo Boingo, The Cure, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Morrissey, The Psychedelic Furs, Echo & The Bunnymen, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Bright Eyes, Soviet, Eisley, Kings of Convenience, Men At Work, Adam Ant, Madness, Too Much Joy, Pixies, Big Country, Midnight Oil, New Order, Duran Duran, Men Without Hats, Alphaville, Yaz, Erasure, Freezepop, Shiny Toy Guns, Simon And Milo, Frou Frou, Joy Electric, Ladytron, The Postal Service, Death Cab For Cutie, Rilo Kiley, Bis, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, A-ha, The Flaming Lips, Massive Attack, Camouflage, Mogwai, The Church, Air, Keane, Iron & Wine, Joe Satriani, They Might Be Giants, The Shins, The Cranberries, Sigur Ros, Peter Schilling, Peter Murphy, The Magnetic Fields, Elf Power, Gorillaz, The Streets, World Wide Spies, Arab Strap, Fun Boy Three, The New Pornographers, The Redwalls, Bloc Party, Hot hot heat, Coldplay, Dead Can Dance, Fall Out Boy, Dead Man's Party-the Boingo tribute band, Anvil Chorus, Cat Power, Eat More Cake, The Like, Love Spit Love, Lightning Seeds, The Concretes, Clear Static, Iris, Idlewild, Thanatos, 8 Bit Weapon, Tossers, Ok Go, Belle and Sebastian, ECSTATIC MOOD, Ebb and Flow, Machine Made Pleasure, Clor, The Sounds, Poq, Skyview, Digital Storm, Ben Folds, Boy In Static, Don Juan Dracula, Cinerama, Ghosty, Cut Copy, Fairbanks, The Echoing Green, Assassins, Dangerous Insects, Walking Bicycles, Emotron, Youth Group, The Epoxies, The Ark, Scissor Sisters, DE/VISION, Carbon Leaf, Dropkick Murphys, B Machine, Color Theory, The 6ths, Dealership, The Owls, Arcadia, Wall of Voodoo, Relient K, Elefant, Ima Robot, Camera Obscura, The Long Winters, Future Bible Heroes, Stephin Merritt, Michael Andrews, Longwave, The Unicorns, Console, 2012, Alkaline Trio, Metric, Placebo, Muse, Dot Allison, Pernice Brothers, The Softies, Soviet Radio, Echostream, Burnside Project, The Soviettes, The Robotic Subwaymen, Sound Tribe Section 9, Imogen Heap, Zo� Keating, Holiday, Pipas, The Lucksmiths, Book Of Love, Nullsleep, Bit Shifter, Poe, Remington Super 60, Desperate To Impress, The Bugs of Lightning, The Start, Tullycraft, Kingbastard, Vitesse, Stellastarr, Hooverphonic, Geneva, Derren Robbins, Guided By Voices, Oh No! Oh My!, Twilight Singers, Lifestyle, Karacter, Dragonforce, Arch Enemy, Erlend Oye, Chop Chop, Sambassadeur, Nightwish

D: I love Peruvian food.
The six things I could never do without
My hands and feet, my brain, and a good friend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Training my body in one of several martial arts. I don't get out much because I'm low on cash... ^^;
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I sing along to the radio, my pocket knife becomes my microphone...

And also, I have a level 50 Page in Maple Story... What? It's fun, and it's cute (and certainly much cheaper than WoW)! However, RoboSkiver is actually quite poor, so I spend most of my time trying not to be poor in that game only to be shunted by the overwhelmingly powerful assassins who won't let me bash cute cuddlies with my massive hammer of "justice" to get the smile-inducing wads of cash that fly out of their lifeless corpses--because fuzzy forest creatures need cash too, right?

Also, I cried a lot when I watched Zeta Gundam... Which was more than I cried during the scene when Gundam died in the original show. They're really heart-wrenching, ok?!

Oh yes, I enjoy robots infinitely more than I enjoy people--that might be why I stay inside a lot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You like happy people! Many people are scared off by the way I look, but really I'm super kind and will always give you an optimistic point of view... Unless I'm having some sort of stress attack, but those are rare. So please, if you want to know a person, send a message. If you just think I'm pretty, I'm sorry, but I don't think messaging me would be in your best interests or mine. I'm not here to mingle for dates, I'm here on accident, so since life is a series of happy accidents I tend to just make the best of things. ^_^