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  • Ages 21-27
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5' 8" (1.73m)
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Irish (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Once, I was bitten by a crocodile on the banks of the Nile.

OK, so it was ten inches long, sitting in a bucket, and I maybe (definitely) deserved it for sticking my hand in its plastic home. There's a universe out there where this ends painfully in an Egyptian hospital, but in this one I got nothing more than a barely visible scar.

I like to think of it as the world teaching me that my stupid decisions don't have to have consequences. That and the value of the occasional lie of omission in storytelling.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out just how far you can get in life on snark alone.

Also, an only slightly cliché combination of: rock climbing, computer programming, open-container law flaunting, cabeza taco eating, and mid-20s existential crisising.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering things I should have forgotten, forgetting things I should have remembered, winning bets of all varieties, learning just enough of a language to get myself kicked out of a bar, and singing louder at karaoke than my vocal abilities justify.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They tell me I have a laugh like a super villain monologuing. Which is stupid, because I'd never make the mistake of monologuing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite album made by former teen pop stars: Haim's Days Are Gone.

Favorite album that how-the-hell-did-I-not-listen-to-until-like-a-decade-after-everyone-else: Kanye's Graduation.

Favorite movie that I maybe kinda originally thought was about superheroes: Birdman

Favorite cuisine from a country not colonized by Europe: Ethiopian

Favorite book that my 14 year old self definitely did not understand as well as he thought he did: Lolita

Favorite book that my now self still doesn't understand as well as he thinks he does: Kafka on the shore

Favorite childhood comfort food that sounds bizarre when translated into English: Split pigeon pea stew over rice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Public transit
Temperature lows above freezing
Dark chocolate
Darker Beers
That internet thing the kids love so much
Running out of things to list before hitting quota
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why some people choose to wear socks in situations where it's permissible not to.

Why the G doesn't connect at Atlantic Av/Barclay's.

How to quote someone who wrongly used "[sic]".

Who was in charge of getting "schadenfreude" into English and how I can get them to do the same for "übermorgen" ("the day after tomorrow").

What Lil Jon *would* turn down for.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
attempting to find the right balance of board games and terrible life decisions.