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27 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:37pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
Moved up to NYC from Philadelphia and seeing where life takes me.

I'm confident, outgoing, and very social. I like meeting new people and am not afraid to put myself out there. I'm a total goofball and will openly be silly. It's kind of hard to embarrass me so you should be ready to get your silly on too.

I'm impressed by girls that can make me laugh, especially when they can successfully one-up me at my own joke. I like pushing the envelope and when someone can push it a little further, I feel an instant connection to them.

I don't like people that are easily offended or intimidated. I believe you only live once so you should do whatever it takes to be happy with yourself and others!
What I’m doing with my life
Working in advertising. Pursuing my dreams of being a comedian/musicisn. People watching. Wondering when they'll invent teleportation.
I’m really good at
Whooping you in dance battles, doing silly accents, growing the most regal of beards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm friendly, furry, and loud.

Once you go fur, you never go "brr"! Can't figure out why that pick-up line has still never worked...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter, 16th Round, Flowers for Algernon, Angels and Demons, Slaughterhouse 5

Movies: The Matrix Trilogy, Willy Wonka on the Chocolate Factory, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pulp Fiction, Inception, Austin Powers, Shaun of the Dead, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Avatar, The Fifth Element, Amelie, Her

TV Shows: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Cowboy Bebop, Fringe, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Archer, 30 Rock, Bobs Burgers, Dollhouse, Firefly, Futurama, The League, The Walking Dead, Ugly Americans, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones

Music: Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Cake, Air, Ben Folds, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, David Bowie, Cursive, Lenny Kravitz, John Coltrane, Late Night Alumni, Polyphonic Spree, Rilo Kiley, Royksopp, The Who, Stevie Wonder, David Bowie

Food: Anything, the spicier the better!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When the next snow day will be, how weird people are/can be (that most definitely includes me), what my next big adventure will be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing Cards Against Humanity with a group of friends, drinking at a divey bar, seeing a broadway show, parttaking in my fair share of shenanigans.

Call me lame but I think going to a loud bar that requires you to scream over top 40s music is not fun. I like connecting with people and experiencing unique things. And screaming over crappy music won't allow either of those things to happen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a sleeping mask to bed and it's kind of sexy. And by sexy, I mean not at all.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You have a silly side and aren't afraid to use it
- You quote movies in normal conversations
- You have found the funk and you're willing to tell me where it is
- You think you have what it takes to beat me in a dance battle
- You swoon over beards
- You don't mind/want to join me as I scream at the TV for Philly sports games.Go Eagles/Flyers/Phillies!

Words like "please" and "thank you" go a long way in my book. Hopefully you agree with me.

Also, I will not respond to just "hey". If you do message me, make an effort. Wouldn't you want someone to do the same for you?