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OrangeJews

27 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Moved up to NYC from Philadelphia 2 years ago and been enjoying the adventure ever since.

I'm confident, outgoing, and very social. I think winter is the best season. I love laughing til I cry and I take comedy seriously. I like writing - both for fun and for work. I'm a "loud talker" (if you never watched Seinfeld...just ugh!). I've got a dominant silly side and try to be level-headed at all times. And I'll admit it here that I can be a dork sometimes...womp womp

I'm impressed by people that can make me laugh because to me, it means that they don't take life too seriously and they're perceptive. It's important to me that I'm with a woman who has real drive in her life, can whip out a silly side with little-to-no catalyst, and has an insatiable desire to go on new adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out if advertising is my "calling" and writing down all the other ideas I come up with. No one should live their entire life doing the same thing everyday if they don't love it! Dream jobs would be a comedian, musician, voice actor, or an entrepreneur (I like creating things from scratch!)
I’m really good at
Whooping you in dance battles, doing silly accents, growing the most regal of beards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm loud. And I guess that I'm furry too.

Once you go fur, you never go "brr"! Yeah, that pick up line has never worked...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter, 16th Round, Flowers for Algernon, Angels and Demons, Slaughterhouse 5

Movies: The Matrix Trilogy, Willy Wonka on the Chocolate Factory, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pulp Fiction, Inception, Austin Powers, Shaun of the Dead, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Avatar, The Fifth Element, Amelie, Her

TV Shows: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Cowboy Bebop, Fringe, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Archer, 30 Rock, Bobs Burgers, Dollhouse, Firefly, Futurama, The League, The Walking Dead, Ugly Americans, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones

Music: Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Cake, Air, Ben Folds, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, David Bowie, Cursive, Lenny Kravitz, John Coltrane, Late Night Alumni, Polyphonic Spree, Rilo Kiley, Royksopp, The Who, Stevie Wonder, David Bowie

Food: Anything, the spicier the better!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When the next snow day will be, how weird people are/can be (that most definitely includes me), what my next big adventure will be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing Cards Against Humanity with a group of friends, drinking at a divey bar, seeing a broadway show, trying a new restaurant, or just sitting in and watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a sleeping mask to bed. I like to keep things sexy around here
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You have a silly side and aren't afraid to use it
- You quote movies in normal conversations
- You're a skier and you're looking for a partner in crime on the mountain
- You have found the funk and you're willing to tell me where it is
- You think you have what it takes to beat me in a dance battle
- You swoon over beards
- You can handle a Philly sports fan.Go Eagles/Flyers/Phillies!