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OrangeJews

27 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Definitely a city guy. Grew up a Philadelphian but enjoying the crap out of the ride that New York is providing. I'm pretty sure NYC isn't where I want to be forever but for now, I'm doing everything that I can to ensure that when I'm older, I'll feel like I definitely tried to do it all.

I'm confident, I love trying new things, and totally admit to being a goof ball. I think winter is the best season and am always anxious to plan the next big ski trip. I love laughing til I cry because I take comedy seriously. I like writing - both for fun and for work. I've got a dominant silly side that I'm not afraid to use, pretty much whenever. And I work in as a copywriter in pharmaceutical advertising - it's very interesting work and I feel pretty lucky that I'm doing it. I don't think I want to do it forever but it is kind of fun to nerd out and learn something new and interesting.

Intelligence is pretty important to me and I'm attracted to women that know something that I don't. I'm impressed by people that can make me laugh because to me, it means that they don't take life too seriously and they're perceptive. It's important to me that I'm with a woman who has real drive in her life, can whip out a silly side with little-to-no catalyst, and has an insatiable desire to go on new adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out if advertising is my "calling" and writing down all the other ideas I come up with. No one should live their entire life doing the same thing everyday if they don't love it! Dream jobs would be a comedian, musician, voice actor, or an entrepreneur. Trying to be a stand-up right now - we'll see if this feels right.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whooping you in dance battles, doing silly accents, growing the most regal of beards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm loud. And I guess that I'm furry too.

Once you go fur, you never go "brr"! Yeah, that pick up line has never worked...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter, Flowers for Algernon, Angels and Demons, Slaughterhouse 5. Currently in the middle of Game of Thrones, which is a handful.

Movies: The Matrix, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pulp Fiction, Inception, Austin Powers, Shaun of the Dead, Blazing Saddles, The Fifth Element, Amelie, Her, anything Wes Anderson. I try not to be snobby but I'm not usually a fan of most Blockbuster movies. Call me nerdy but I love seeing indie/foreign films and the experience of going to the theater.

TV Shows: Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Fringe, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Archer, 30 Rock, Bobs Burgers, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones. I try not to latch on to too many shows, even though I know there's a ton of great ones. More into comedies myself.

Music: Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Cake, Air, Arcade Fire, Late Night Alumni, David Bowie, Stevie Wonder and a whole lot more. Music is a drug that I take daily and I have no intentions of cutting my addiction to it.

Food: Sushi, Mexican, any Asian cuisine, a legit burger, Dim Sum, and anything else you can think of. I don't intend this to sound mean but I don't know if I could be with a vegetarian. I love exploring new foods and want to be with someone that is down to try some interesting stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Movies
Internet
Laughter
Skiing
Learning and experiencing new things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When the next snow day will be, how weird people are/can be (that most definitely includes me), what my next big adventure will be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with a group of friends, drinking at a divey bar, seeing a broadway show, trying a new restaurant, or just sitting in and watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a sleeping mask to bed. I like to keep things sexy around here
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You have a silly side and aren't afraid to use it
- You quote movies in normal conversations
- You're a skier and you're looking for a partner in crime on the mountain
- You have found the funk and you're willing to tell me where it is
- You think you have what it takes to beat me in a dance battle
- You swoon over beards
- You can handle a Philly sports fan.Go Eagles/Flyers/Phillies!