I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to
Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. I sing with the
stars. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 5'8"
on paper but 6'4" when you tickle me. I have more fun than my
friends, except when they are having a LOT of fun. I hate fantasies
because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion
because it's always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest,
Mount Kilamanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a
sack of trail mix.
Serious part below
-touching my guitar in all the right places
-hittin' the gyyyym with the Hodge twiiinnns
-I've had emt/paramedic training, so you probably won't die around
-paintballing, kayaking, lots of other similar stuff
-making youtube prank videos is life