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Orange_Octopus

29 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Hey, look me over...
Tell me do you like what you see?
Hey, I ain't got no money...
But honey, I'm rich on personality!!
...Cause baby I'm a star!"

-Prince
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I play Single A baseball in NY and work at Sports Illustrated. I like to enjoy the little things in life. I read every day. I love music. I spend a lot of time searching the ever dwindling numbers or record stores for that elusive album. Cooking dinner during the week and brunch on Sunday mornings are infinitely better when you have a record player.

Istagram: GHOSTOFLATBUSH
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being creative. Seinfeld Quotes. Useless Trivia.
Telling those people behind us in a movie to shut the hell up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes, wide shoulders, king of goofy faces, and a heart as big as my ass (its a family saying haha)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
SPIRITS
Whiskey, Bourbon, and Craft Beer but sometimes I just gotta have a HighLife or a Coors baby.

MUSIC: in no particular order
NAS, Bowie, Tribe Called Quest, J5, De La Soul, Real Estate, XX,
Ted Leo, Sam Sparro, Talking Heads, Destroyer, Prince, Cake, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Sabbath, The Smiths, Jamiroquai, Calvin Harris, Kanye, Girls, Wu-Tang, Bloc Party, War on Drugs, Stars, Old Death Cab, Hall & Oats, American Analog Set, Pavement, Bruce Springsteen, Meatloaf, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, CCR, Daft Punk, Dorothy Ashby, LCD Soundsystem, Modest Mouse, Motioncity Soundtrack, Dexter Gordon, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Vince Guaraldi, Janelle Monae, Wilco, The Walkmen, James Brown, Thievery Corp

SELECTIVE READING:
The Hip Hop Family tree, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Fortress of Solitude, Alice in Wonderland, The Collected Works of J.R.R.Tolkien, This Side of Paradise, Bukouski, Hunter S. Thompson, The Sun also Rises, The Walking Dead
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Dad
A toothbrush
A tailored suit
A good book
Good Scotch
A hanging curve
Neat Whiskey
Nature/outdoors/hiking/camping in the rain
My record player & records

This song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV4m04CyTEA
[bonus points if you actually listened to it]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I love the idea that some of the greatest people of our time, who are quoted over and over, could also be know for making statements that are totally mundane, uncouth, or completely pedestrian....

"Let me get your number!" -Alexander Graham Bell

#KnowYourHistory #lesserknownqoutes #quotesoflesserstature #badpickupline
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ridding the city of crime, one alley way at a time. #ImBatman
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm addicted to danger...
I'm also addicted to safety...
As a result I'm very complex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're slightly ridiculous, passionate about your life and your hobbies, have kick ass "fall style" and have a positive outlook on life...

You want to sit in a park and make up stories about peoples backgrounds/lives/what they are thinking/what they are doing...

You want to be reckless and self destructive...

Or just go to Benni Hanna... (i could murder some hibichi right now!)

Then lets get to know each other.
ok lets have fun.