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Orange_Octopus

29 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Hey, look me over...
Tell me do you like what you see?
Hey, I ain't got no money...
But honey, I'm rich on personality!!
...Cause baby I'm a star!"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm 1 part Ted Mosby, 2 parts Phil Dunphy, 1 part James Bond.... This is who I am. Its all out there... Take it or leave it

I graduated from Savannah College of Art and Design and I've been working for Sports Illustrated for the past 3.5 years. I'm a big sports guy, as you might have guessed, but I'm also crazy athletic.

As for the rest of me... I like to enjoy the little things in life. I love music. I spend a lot of time searching the ever dwindling numbers or record stores for that elusive album. Cooking breakfast on Sunday mornings are infinitely better when you have a record player.

Istagram: GHOSTOFLATBUSH
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Creativity. Seinfeld Quotes. Useless Trivia.
Telling those people behind us in a movie to shut the hell up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have blue eyes, wide shoulders, a hot bod, and a heart as big as my ass

About 87% of the time I'm the tallest person in the room.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
SPIRITS
Whiskey, Bourbon, and Craft Beer but sometimes I just gotta have a HighLife or a Coors baby.

MUSIC: in no particular order
NAS, Bowie, Tribe Called Quest, J5, De La Soul, Real Estate, XX,
Ted Leo, Sam Sparro, Talking Heads, Destroyer, Prince, Cake, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Sabbath, The Smiths, Jamiroquai, Calvin Harris, Kanye, Girls, Wu-Tang, Bloc Party, War on Drugs, Stars, Old Death Cab, Hall & Oats, American Analog Set, Pavement, Bruce Springsteen, Meatloaf, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, CCR, Daft Punk, Dorothy Ashby, LCD Soundsystem, Modest Mouse, Motioncity Soundtrack, Dexter Gordon, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Vince Guaraldi, Janelle Monae, Wilco, The Walkmen, James Brown, Thievery Corp

SELECTIVE READING:
The Hip Hop Family tree, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Fortress of Solitude, Alice in Wonderland, The Collected Works of J.R.R.Tolkien, This Side of Paradise, Bukouski, Hunter S. Thompson, The Sun also Rises, The Walking Dead
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Dad
A toothbrush
A tailored suit
A good book
Good Scotch
A hanging curve
Neat Whiskey
Nature/outdoors/hiking/camping in the rain
My record player & records

This song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV4m04CyTEA
[I would really love to know how many people actually took the time to listen to the link]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I love the idea that some of the greatest people of our time, who are quoted over and over, could also be know for making statements that are totally mundane, uncouth, or completely pedestrian....

"Yeah, I invented the telephone... Let me get your number!" -Alexander Graham Bell

#KnowYourHistory #lesserknownqoutes #quotesoflesserstature #badpickupline
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ridding the city of crime, one alley way at a time. #ImBatman
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cant wait to be a father... with that said, I can wait. I want to be as good a parent as my father was to me. #rightmanforthejob #futuretimes #nottoodistant
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're slightly ridiculous, passionate about your life and your hobbies, have kick ass "fall style" and have a positive outlook on life, then lets get to know each other.

Lets talk about something interesting...
ok lets have fun.