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Orange_Octopus

29 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a loner Dottie...
I'm a rebel!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ok everybody listen up... I got a lot of problems with you people... AND NOW YOURE GONA HEAR ABOUT IT!

You know those people who make plans, set goals, and reach for something greater... Well your looking at him. I can tell you every New Years resolution I've made for the past ten years and how I've kept them... I know what you're thinking.... Useless.... I know right!

I grew up in Charleston, South Carolina, with parent who were from NJ and Brooklyn. I guess you can say I got the best of both worlds. Ive been to almost every state and 25 of 30 baseball stadiums, Mets Fan for life... Lived in Chicago, Savannah, and Rhode Island, but I can honestly say I feel at home here in New York.

More to come...or less... Mehhh.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I grew up in a big Italian household so I really know my way around a kitchen. I love to cook and make just about anything...

Hint: A good way to have dinner made for you is to put the Mets on the radio and point me to the kitchen. Chances are high I'm doing it already.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height or broad shoulders... Blonde Hair or my Baby Blues.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Whiskey, Bourbon, and Scotch almost exclusively

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Fortress of Solitude, Bukowski, The Sun Also Rises, The Rum Diary, Game of Thrones

The Hobbit, Bull Durham, League of Their Own, Beatle Juice, The Other Guys

Prince, Real Estate, The Smiths, LCD,
War on Drugs, Destroyer, Bowie,
Meatloaf, Kurt Ville, Girls, Strokes,
Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Walkmen...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Dad
A good book
A baseball
Neat Whiskey
Summer rain
My record player
Boxers & Bulldogs
Dance Parties
Home cooking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my future, political idealisms, equality, decreasing clutter, stealing home, owning a dog in the city and how my boxers back home would feel about that
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or calling it a night bc of baseball on Saturdays.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Youre tall, smart, and funny, looking for someone who's got jokes, is creative, and athletic to balance out your shit because you and I both know you've got a lot of it... And that's cool... Better than having no shit at all.