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Orange_Octopus

30 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im thinking of a number between one and does anyone read any of this?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Im going to try to make this as little about myself as possible... So here we go.

Ive got a great, crazy, wonderful family... Did i mention crazy, haha woops.I have a freaking awesome fantastic Job that no matter who you are, if you like football, youll appreciate.

Im looking for someone special, someone that complements my own natural proclivities, like; staying fit and active, wandering around with no particular place to go, netflix and letting me cook dinner, Mets Games, concerts, record shopping, and not being afraid to be yourself no matter how nerdy or weird that might be.

If you are easy going, constantly make bad jokes, enjoying beautiful days while remembering how fortunate we are, we will get on like a house of fire!

I hope you can agree with this but I dont have time for "ehh" im a fast talking, independent person who has goals, dreams and asperations.

Karma is a big deal and life is all about rack those points up so you can get the giant Keytar! (have your own prize goals, dont hate on mine).

Anything else just ask, life is too short to miss a good opportunity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything that requires coordination
Being Creative | Design, Photography, Collage
Making friends
Having way to many records and books in my apt.
Problem solving/ engineering

I can cook like no ones bizzz
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Squats and cleans does a body good
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Whiskey, Bourbon, and Scotch almost exclusively

I read a lot

Prince, Real Estate, The Smiths, LCD,
War on Drugs, Destroyer, Bowie, Wutang,
Meatloaf, Kurt Ville, Girls, Strokes, GangStarr,
Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Walkmen, BloodOrange,
Shamir, Foxygen, Jurassic 5, Bloc Party,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Dad
A good book
A baseball and glove
Neat Whiskey
My record player
Boxers & Bulldogs
Dancing for no reason
A stocked kitchen
The South
A radio
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next Vacation
my folks
the dogs

your mom
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You know..... Stuff?!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Youre tall, smart, and funny. Looking for someone who has jokes, is creative, athletic, woth a zest for life... Lets balance out thr rest of your shit because you and I both know you've got a lot of it... And, you know, that's cool... Better than having no shit at all! Ill be there for all of it. #nobasicsneedapply