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Orange_Octopus

30 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I grew up in Charleston, South Carolina, with parent who were from NJ and Brooklyn. I guess you can say I got the best of both worlds. Lived call over SC, Chicago, Savannah, and Rhode Island, but I can honestly say I feel at home here in New York.

Staying fit and active are pretty high up on my priority list. I currently play in a metro baseball league in the the five burroughs, I've made some amazing friends and it keeps me busy during the summer. I read every single day. I cook almost every night, and im very enthusiastic when it comes to getting out and doing things, it doesn't matter what it is....In fact what the hell am i doing here....

I like to enjoy the litte things in life; talking to dogs on the street, impromptu road trips, a random plane ticket, afternoons in a park, talking to my family, buying gifts for others....... Saturday mornings I like to wake up early, go to the book store, get a bagel and sit at the coffee shop, read, or listen to the mets in the sun. Care to join me?

More to come...or less... Mehhh.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I grew up in a big Italian household so I really know my way around a kitchen. I love to cook and make just about anything... Even pizza... You love pizza!?!

Hint: A good way to have dinner made for you is to put the Mets on the radio and point me to the kitchen. Chances are high I'm doing it already.

Hungry?!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height or broad shoulders... Blonde Hair or my Baby Blues.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Whiskey, Bourbon, and Scotch almost exclusively

Seinfeld, Adventure Time, Archer, Heros

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Fortress of Solitude, Bukowski, The Sun Also Rises, The Rum Diary, Game of Thrones

The Hobbit, Bull Durham, League of Their Own, Beatle Juice, The Other Guys, Zoolander, Starwars

Prince, Real Estate, The Smiths, LCD,
War on Drugs, Destroyer, Bowie, Wutang,
Meatloaf, Kurt Ville, Girls, Strokes, GangStarr,
Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Walkmen, BloodOrange,
Shamir, Foxygen, Jurassic 5,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Dad
A good book
A baseball
Neat Whiskey
Warm Southern Summer rain
My record player
Boxers & Bulldogs
Dance Parties
Home cooking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Equality, decreasing clutter, stealing home, owning a dog in the city and how my boxers back home would feel about that
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or calling it a night bc of baseball on Saturdays.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Youre tall, smart, and funny. Looking for someone who's got jokes, is creative, and athletic to balance out your shit because you and I both know you've got a lot of it... And that's cool... Better than having no shit at all #nobasicsneedapply