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Orbertinabox

24 Bridgwater, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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As a person, I am honest, mature, reliable and intelligent with a dry, sarcastic sense of humour and uncontrollable hair. I'm a massive geek and I love a good quiz or a chance to learn something new

I'm looking to make friends with people who are intelligent and fun, who'd like to go out at the weekends for drinks, meals and to try new things. Long term, I'm looking for a relationship, but for now I'm happy to see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working as an Engineer and studying for a Masters in Risk and Safety Management. I'm originally from Ashurst on the edge of the New Forest, but I moved to Bridgwater for work after finishing a Physics degree at the University of Manchester.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, remembering random things, swimming, pub quizzes, gaming, spelling (I'm like a walking dictionary) and spotting euphemisms (heh). Also, I'm awesome at hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height or my glorious beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Discworld Series, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy. Currently re-reading Good Omens. I also read a number of webcomics (including XKCD, Questionable Content and Widdershins) and quite a bit of manga (One Piece, Death Note, Berserk and Claymore).

Movies - The Matrix, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Paul, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Lord of the Rings or anything from the Marvel films.

TV - Arrested Development, Black Books, Big Bang Theory, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Live at the Apollo, HIGNFY, Mock the Week, Jonathan Creek, Masterchef, Great British Bake Off. I also watch some Anime.

Games - Console-wise, I own a PS3 and a 3DS as well as my laptop. I don't really get much time to play many games any more though... When I do get time, Monster Hunter, Pokemon, Skyrim and Demon/Dark Souls are the ones I play.

Music - I mainly like Rock, Metal and Comedy music, though I'm currently expanding my tastes to include a lot more (recommend me something). My favourite bands are the Foo Fighters and Apocalyptica.

Food - Meat, though I am particularly partial to belly pork, steak and roast dinners.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 and 2) Laptop with an internet connection - Self explanatory.

3) Music - I listen to music a lot. The only times I'm not listening to music are when I'm swimming, at work or asleep.

4) Food - I love to cook and eat all sorts of foods.

5) Humour - Because life without laughter would be boring.

6) My Best Friends - I wouldn't be me without them. D'aww.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

Physics, Chemistry, Biology, anything science based is usually a good start.

I also spend some time thinking of new things to cook aiming to widen my repertoire.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Killing aliens, zombies or alien zombies, hunting monsters or fighting crime.

If my housemates are around or I'm home with friends, I can normally be found with them in a pub or bar with a pint of cider in hand.
You should message me if
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You are intelligent, enjoy having random conversations, we have something in common or just fancy meeting someone new.