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Orbertinabox

25 Bridgwater, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 5
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
As a person, I am honest, mature, reliable and intelligent with a dry, sarcastic sense of humour and uncontrollable hair. I'm a massive geek and I love a good quiz or a chance to learn something new

I'm looking to make friends with people who are intelligent and fun, who'd like to go out at the weekends for drinks, meals and to try new things. Long term, I'm looking for a relationship, but for now I'm happy to see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working as an Engineer and studying for a Masters in Risk and Safety Management. I'm originally from Ashurst on the edge of the New Forest, but I moved to Bridgwater for work after finishing a Physics degree at the University of Manchester.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking

Remembering random/pointless things (great for pub quizzes)

Swimming - recently completed a 5km Swimathon for Marie Curie

Gaming - video games and board games

Also, I'm awesome at hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I just randomly appeared nearby using my epic ninja skills
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Discworld Series, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy and Harry Potter. I also read a number of webcomics (including XKCD, Questionable Content and Widdershins).

Movies - The Matrix, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Paul, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Lord of the Rings or the Marvel films.

TV - Arrested Development, Live at the Apollo, HIGNFY, Mock the Week, Jonathan Creek, Masterchef, Great British Bake Off, How to get away with Murder.

Games - Console-wise, I own a PS3 and a 3DS as well as my laptop. I don't really get much time to play many games any more though... When I do get time, Monster Hunter, Pokemon, Skyrim and Demon/Dark Souls are the ones I play.

Music - I mainly like Rock music, though my taste includes a lot more and ranges from classical to metal (recommend me something?). My favourite band is the Foo Fighters.

Food - Meat, though I am particularly partial to belly pork, steak and roast dinners. I also have a serious addiction to white chocolate and maltesers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 and 2) Laptop with an internet connection - Self explanatory.

3) Music - I listen to music a lot. The only times I'm not listening to music are when I'm swimming, at work or asleep.

4) Food - I love to cook and eat all sorts of foods.

5) Humour - Because life without laughter would be boring.

6) My Best Friends - I wouldn't be me without them. D'aww.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

Physics, Chemistry, Biology, anything science based is usually a good start.

New things to cook to widen my repertoire.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking an incredible feast, swimming or maybe some board games with my old housemates

Or...

If I'm home at home for the weekend, with friends in the local pub with a pint of cider in hand.
You should message me if
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You're looking for a new friend and think I might fit the bill.

You are intelligent, enjoy having random conversations, we have something in common or just fancy meeting someone new.