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Orbertinabox

24 M Bridgwater, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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As a person, I am honest, mature, reliable and intelligent with a dry, sarcastic sense of humour and uncontrollable hair. I'm a massive geek and I love a good quiz or a chance to learn something new

I'm looking to make friends with people who are intelligent and fun, who'd like to go out at the weekends for drinks, meals and to try new things. Long term, I'm looking for a relationship, but for now I'm happy to see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working as an Engineer and studying for a Masters in Risk and Safety Management. I'm originally from Ashurst on the edge of the New Forest, but I moved to Bridgwater for work after finishing a Physics degree at the University of Manchester.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, swimming, pub quizzes, gaming, and trying to learn the guitar.

My degree should be in Procrastinating, not Physics...

I've been told I'm awesome at hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glorious beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Discworld Series, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy. Currently reading The Particle at the End of the Universe (a book on the Higgs Boson).

Webcomics - My favourites are Questionable Content, XKCD, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal and Cyanide and Happiness. At a rough count, I'm up to date with about 70.

Movies - The Matrix, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Paul, Scott Pilgrim vs the World.

TV - Supernatural, Family Guy, Black Books, Big Bang Theory, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Jonathan Creek.

Anime - One Piece, Hunter X Hunter, Toriko, Attack on Titan and many more... I usually read the manga series first.

Games - Anything from the Elder Scrolls series, Pokemon, Demon/Dark Souls, Monster Hunter, Devil May Cry 3 and Bayonetta. As for consoles, I own a PS3 and a 3DS as well as my laptop.

Music - I mainly like Rock and Metal, though I'm now starting to drift into Classical a bit too. My favourite bands are Foo Fighters, The Offspring, Apocalyptica, Queens of the Stone Age, and Stone Sour.

Food - Roast Dinners, Chinese, homemade Pizza or Paella.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laptop - I'm pretty much always doing something through my laptop, whether it be studying, reading, playing games or music or watching DVDs.

Music - I listen to music A LOT. The only times I'm not listening to music are when I'm swimming, at work or asleep.

Meat - Delicious meaty goodness. Roast dinners are right at the top of the list.

Humour - Because life without laughter would be boring.

My Best Friends - I wouldn't be me without them.

Cider - Well this makes me sound like an alcoholic...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

Physics, Chemistry, Biology. Anything science based is usually a good start.

I also spend some time thinking of new things to cook aiming to widen my repertoire.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Killing aliens, zombies or alien zombies, hunting monsters or fighting crime.

If my housemates are around or I'm home with friends, I can normally be found with them in a pub or bar with a pint of cider in hand.
You should message me if
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You are intelligent, enjoy having random conversations or just fancy meeting someone new.