That being said... What's wrong with small talk? If everyone hates it, why not abolish it and replace it with massive talk. I don't know if we could just jump into a conversation and discuss if we can abolish racism or sort out politics, as every single conversation starts small and gets bigger.
Now that I have begun ranting on an essay in a social application, I shall just continue with saying it's tiring to go through profiles and you're probably tired of going through a typical profile as well. There is little that I can do to make my profile atypical, as nearly all profiles follow the same template and the same formula, with a staggering focus on the pictures of your next victim.
... I'm ambitious, some say, and I sometimes get myself down because of that. But i'm also incredibly patient; you can do a whole bunch of things that annoy any other people, but if I like you, in my eyes, you can do no wrong