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  • Ages 27–45
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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Bisexual, Queer
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bunny eared, gin soaked, muddy faced, polyamorous, tattooed, pierced, foul mouthed, leftie.

Dye living just as free as my hare.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
During the day I'm a psychologist/statistician/research manager involved in behavioural economics.

I love sport and it is a big part of my life, I love running, and am constantly in training for some stupid trail, obstacle or road race. I also try and balance things off with yoga, powerlifting, snowboarding and swimming. Jumping into rivers in my underwear totally counts as swimming.

I love subversive embroidery, vintage style lingerie and bunny husbandry.

When the opportunity arises, I get myself behind decks or a microphone for DJing, slam/performance poetry, and dabble in a bit of production for spoken word shows, and sound engineering. I tried to run a 90's alt-rock night once, but everyone realised how miserable they felt in the 90's and it all went a bit tits up. We did drink the bar dry, however.

I also play with fire. Literally, not metaphorically. I will try not to breathe fire into your face, it's probably quite nice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inappropriate covers of songs (I perform a mean slam cover of Eaten by Bloodbath)
Baking chocolate brownies.
Pretending to be a dinosaur, or dressing bunnies up as dinosaurs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The tattoos. Purple/silver/white/pink/unicorn hair. Bouncing around.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mark Z Danielewski, Chuck Palahniuck, Bret Easton Ellis, Tove Jansson, Neil Gaiman, Charles Bukowski, Haruki Murakami, Margaret Atwood, Iain Banks, Will Christopher Baer, Christopher Moore, John Ajvide Lindqvist, Monica Drake. Lots of subversive fiction.

The Big Lebowski, Pi, Mulholland Drive, Delicatessen, the Royal Tenenbaums.

The Wire, Sealab 2021, Arrested Development, Monkey Dust, Six Feet Under; 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, also lots of stand up comedy (Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, Eddie Izzard)

earthtone9, Fugazi, Therapy?, Dark Tranquility, SOJA, Frank Turner, Arab Strap, Ani Difranco, The Blueprint, Anathema, Clutch, Heather Nova, Eels, Katatonia, The Mountain Goats, Jonathon Coulton, Atmosphere.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Soy cappuccinos, little fuzzy animals who coexist with me, trail running shoes, live music, art, fire.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I will get a real portal gun.
The things I should be writing down.
Zombie bunnies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It sometimes involves being in the pub putting some ale into my face and talking nonsense with lovely people.

Sometimes I'll be having an early night with my bunnies and a book and a glass of wine.

Sometimes I'll be running off to London for a night of debauchery.

Sometimes I'll be in a field drinking wine out of a sippy cup.
You should message me if
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You've actually read my profile, yay! If you also believe in ethical sluttery/non-monogamy. Emphasis on ethical.

Not interested in being a unicorn right now. Monogamish couples looking for a bi girl to spice up your sex life, move along please.