I enjoy life. I enjoy the idea of enjoying life. I live my life knowing that these are the important facts.

My passion is devising strategies using only the tools attained by my not-so-rigorous study of linguistics to organize and further develop groupings of symbols together, hopeful that it is performed with at least some degree of eloquence, with the purpose of not only seeing where my creativity can lead, but having the reader embark upon that same journey all so I can inquire as to their thoughts on this situation I have created that finally leads them to come to the realization - a realization that was not previously even able to be considered - that I never actually said anything at all.

-Recognizing faces
-Being objective
-Bowling
-Board games
-Knowing most of the lyrics to almost any song - even if I've only heard it one time.
-Speaking unambiguously
-Dry humor
-Noticing minor details
-Remembering minor details

I don't think that people generally notice me at all (perhaps that's just wishful thinking). This is how I like it. I prefer to observe than be observed.

Movies: The Princess Bride, My Cousin Vinny, Groundhog Day, Memento, Twelve Monkeys, Good Will Hunting, American Psycho, Spirited Away, Ghost in the Shell, 12 Angry Men, Toy Story

TV Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Veronica Mars, Firefly, Point Pleasant, Freaks and Geeks, Dragon Ball, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Party Down, The IT Crowd, Coupling (UK)

Music: Billy Joel, Journey, Styx, Chicago, Cream, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Genesis, Rush, Michael Jackson, ABBA, Heart, Yes, Tears for Fears, Fall Out Boy, Arctic Monkeys, Paramore, Two Door Cinema Club

Books: Almost anything non-fiction

- A sundial
- Planck's Constant
- A paper-mache dragon head
- Hop-scotch chalk
- The pea-shaped object inside of whistles
- A map of Gondwanaland

'Things' that almost made the top 6 list:
- A multi-colored propeller hat
- An ivory dugong sculpture
- The lorgnette handle

Physics - I find it helpful in maintaining proper perspective to think about nature as a whole.

People - I enjoy discovering how peoples' motivations for their actions relate to how they see the world.

The Oxford Comma - Why did people seemingly arbitrarily decide to stop using it?

I happen to be in a Friday night softball league... So playing softball. It's typical for me to be playing poker on another night.

I love musicals.

-You're from the future and happen to know that we make a great couple.
-You're not from the future, but still somehow know this.
-You're eligible for a great prize that can be won by sending messages via OkCupid.
-You are viewing my profile the moment a strange man barges in, pulls out a gun, and implores you to send a message to the profile which you are currently viewing.