How can you summarize a person into a few paragraphs of text?
We're all such complicated, peculiar creatures with our own collection of habits and quirks.
We do so many things, we all have our own experiences and opinions. Each individual part of us has a story to tell. I could right a book on my hatred for chocolate spread. (It's just not real chocolate!)
Yet I'm to sumarize my self with a few stock phrases of appearance and personality. A truely impossible task.
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Having said that.
I'm quiet at first, but get more vocal as I get comfrotable around you.
I'm sarcastic and sometimes harshly judgemental, but without any real conviction. The little things don't bother me so much, but I sometimes forget that many other people aren't like this.
I tend to over-analyse things and often spout bastardised versions of philosophical mantra.
I'm always ready to laugh.
I'm clever, but not as clever as I like to think.
Reading what I have written so far, I also seem to be quite self-depricating.
And also apparently inclined to self-evaluate.

I currently work in sales, which is tedious and repetative like just about any other job out there. (From here onwards "there" refers to anywhere that is not "here" and where, presumably, the grass is much greener).

My dream job, short of international rugby scrum-half for England, is to be a novellist.
Not just any novellist though. I don't want to be mega successful or hugely rich. No, my, rather bohemian, dream is to be a mildly successful novellist. Barely making ends meet to afford my imaginary London studio flat, writing undervalued, insightful and thought-provoking books.

Daydreaming
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Oh, also playing as an international rugby scrum-half, just in case Stuart Lancaster happens to be reading this. (You never know...)

My excessive use of ellipsis(...)
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Also, I suppose, my quiet nature, but unfortunately this wears off with time.

His Dark Materials (nostalgia)

How to Train Your Dragon (currently)
Honourable mentions: Wild Target, Gunless

Community
Honourable mentions: Firefly, Farscape

Hard Rock: Rise Against, Finger Eleven (Changes frequently)

Pancakes
Side note: Christmas can go suck it, Pancake Day is the best day of the year!
Side Side note: I almost never use the phrase "go suck it", i don't know what came over me. *This is not a clever, or otherwise, double entendre*

Heart, Brain, Lungs, Skele...
Haha, bet that's reeeeaaaal original
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But honestly, give me a decent mp3 player, some earphones and an infinite battery charge and I'm sorted for life.

how useless this site is.

I message tons of people and not even one reply. WOW.
Am I that ugly.

Also, does anybody know what wherefore means; it seems I'm the only one.

-Frustrated Person

talking/thinking about going out but, usually, never quite making it.

is that I'm naked right now. But, don't worry I'm not fondling anything.
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Edit: I wasn't actually naked when I wrote this, however, maybe I am now. Who knows?!?
Edit 2: Yea, still not naked...

you're totally desperate!
Or you know, if you er, wanna chat or, er, something...