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OrioleOz

44 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm genuine, down to earth, no baggage, no drama, no skeletons, no bodies in the cellar - sarcastic, dry wit, self deprecating, and really hoping to have a long term relationship, at least until my wife is paroled (HA! Just making sure you're paying attention)

Super athletic - runner, hiker, tennis, golf, hockey, racquetball, I can do it all, seriously.

I'm not a big drinker, and when I do it's usually a beer.

I tend to be picky (to a fault) about who i date - hence why I'm still single. I have great flake-radar - so if you're looking for someone to support you while you lie out by the pool reading InStyle, I'll sniff you out before our first date appetizers arrive (and I pray you didn't order a Bloomin' Onion). Not that I own a house with a pool.

oh, 2 things that might be a dealbreaker. I hate wine and I hate sushi (I feel like I just alienated 90% of the women on this site)
by the way, I've actually had a few women contact me saying I would be their soulmate if not for my hatred of wine and sushi.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write comedy; TV, punch-up on films, web series. Very up and down. One month I'm house shopping, the next month I'm clipping coupons. Scary but it suits me. I love being creative, making people laugh (sometimes wince) love the oddball hours, and especially the neurotic people I get to work with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
faking how great it is being a bachelor when really I'd like to find somebody
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have insanely blue eyes - I get stopped on the street by strangers, seriously. wish I could make money off them. Thinking of donating them to Stevie Wonder ala Ferris Bueller when I die
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Cormac McCarthy, John Fonte, I read lots of biographies (lately bios on rock stars)

MOVIES: Im a huge TCM guy, so anything old I'm into. Noir, Hitchcock, hard boiled 70's pics. But I'm not a total movie snob, I was a teenager in the 80's, so can easily get caught up in a John Hughes or super violent Stallone action pic.
I love seeing old movies on the big screen. I go to the Noir Fest at the Egyptian every year.

TV - True Detective, Portlandia, Louie, 60 Minutes, Frontline, Game of Thrones, Veep, 30 for 30 on ESPN are amazing
I mainly watch sports on TV - football, hockey (go Flyers) every 4 years I really get into the Olympics.

MUSIC - anything but country. lately I've been really into classic rock.

FOOD: beware vegans, I eat meat!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sweating
Melatonin (I come from a long line of insomniacs)
my niece (she's 5)
laughing at stuff nobody else finds funny
the sound of a coyote howling off in the distance at night
my Mac (yeah, I know predictable, but I'm a writer so I'm always scribbling on it and ordering Russian mail order brides)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why so many beautiful, intelligent women keep contacting me from so far away. Do you guys like torturing me? I'm not looking for a long distance relationship. I don't care if you're a Playboy playmate with Super Bowl tickets, if you live in Bakersfield or Long Beach it ain't gonna happen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
lately, not much. Geez, filling out this profile is depressing the hell out of me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Kony
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you don't wear tons of makeup and perfume
...you love animals and exploring nature
...you like thunderstorms
...you don't have Ebola
...you look sexy in jeans and a t-shirt
...you think the guy in the Papa Johns commercials is a serial killer
...you're hiking and come upon empty beer bottles, you pick them up and find a trashcan.