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OsbickBird

30 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Busy missing the decent sushi on the moving belt and listening to the people next to me.
east coast transplant, missing season grumbler.
Building a fort with possibilities. eating a few dinners.
my short attention span leads me to interesting conclusions sometimes, and i haven't figured out if that's bad in any way yet. i'm a theater creator/performer/designer: secrets can be fun. i like to take pictures and to write stories and plays about people and animals that i think should be around somewhere but probably can't be. i usually wish i could fly or have gills; though i am sometimes satisfied with the ground.

happy on dirt roads or climbing the scrapers.

i travel stomach first.

other interests include un-city things like: bouldering, circle rules football, riding bikes, sustainability, permaculture, and making the world well by living well; but we'll have to talk about all of this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i can pack light and travel fast. i've been doing some of that.

trying to take a bunch of people away with me. im not sure where we're going, if we go anywhere that is. i mean we're all going somewhere, but we need people to do it. good people. i'm not starting a revolution, just a posse; we'd do things like build push carts and race them, or try living in forts for long periods of time, draw bridge? bookshelf/coffee table?

i think i know a place in the museum of natural history, ny where you can spend the night, and i think if i'm wrong it will be worth the arrest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
spelling words really quickly and with proper clausal inflection; grammar, but i don't like capital letters; simple arithmetic; having ideas; subjective guess who?; rigging things so you can pull a string in one room and the lights go out in another, or a ball drops.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i look like a dinosaur.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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chekhov, edward gorey, steve martin is a genius, frankenstein, russians,; batteries not included, the royal tenenbaums, stand by me herzog, baseball documentaries; orphan black, the blow, sam cooke,, del shannon and those guys, soul, the decemberists, talking heads, a bunch of stuff that only sounds good in the car, like whiter shade of pale; anything made with some serious love, besides a baby (they're okay). i eat media like a media-eating dinosaur.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
wit
adventure
stories
immersion
imagination
one good joke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How people around me look so un-confused but keep saying the things they're saying.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
video monitoring my cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i am not not not an undercover agent: i am an undercover agent.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) you pack well 2) you can handle yourself in the air or 3)curiosity is allowed to get the best of you nearly every time it tries