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32 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:45pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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friendly, inquisitive laugher with a penchant for harmless instigation.

Usually: running, climbing, noting, searching for adventure, carrying a camera.

Always: missing the decent sushi on the moving belt and listening to the people next to me.

east coast transplant, half canadian.

building a fort with possibilities. eating a few dinners.

i usually wish i could fly or have gills; though i am sometimes satisfied with the ground.

happy on dirt roads or climbing the scrapers.

i travel stomach first.

other interests include: board games, bouldering, circle rules football, permaculture, riding bikes, sustainability, and making the world well by living well; but we can talk about all of this.
What I’m doing with my life
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laughing as often as possible.

packing light and traveling fast.

just finished some more schooling.

lately spending a lot of time creating works for my theater company, next up, an exciting trip into cinematic and genre film history. yee haw.

thinking about joining a curling club.

i also act, and teach, and tutor and, you know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
spelling words really quickly and with proper clausal inflection, subjective guess who?, cribbage, rigging things so you can pull a string in one room and the lights go out in another etc.

and once, a friend and i almost made a fire with two sticks and a shoe lace; we didn't do it, but we tried our hardest and that's what counts when it comes to survival in the wilderness.

the museum of natural history in san diego has a diorama of a raccoon eating a slice of peperoni pizza, but the thing is, he's holding it! like a person! it's incredible really.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i look like a dinosaur.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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hemingway, kharms, chekhov, gorey, steve martin, shelley, russians

jaws, the royal tenenbaums, stand by me, the goonies, herzog docs, star wars, my brothers keeper, raging bull

orphan black, parks and rec

sam cooke, the blow, del shannon and those guys, soul, decemberists, nmh, jonathan richman, black taxi, talking heads, a bunch of stuff that only sounds good in the car, like whiter shade of pale at dusk

i eat media like a media-eating dinosaur.

anything made with some serious love, besides a baby (they're okay).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
one good joke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How people around me look so un-confused but keep saying the things they're saying.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
video monitoring my cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i am not not not an undercover agent: i am an undercover agent.
You should message me if
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1) you pack well 2) you can handle yourself in the air or 3)curiosity is allowed to get the best of you nearly every time it tries