Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What is there to say about me? Well, I have had that wanderlust
that has taken me all over the world, but then again I shouldn't
take credit for a good amount of it because other people (i.e.
parents & job) were key to me going where I did.
OK so more about me: Where to begin? By day, I'm a mild mannered,
middle-class, tax paying citizen, but by late afternoon
(usually around 4:30 PM) I am SUPER O! Crime fighting, morally
ambiguous, life saving, (occasionally piggy bank stealing) hero.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to live a good life and to be a good person, but not
necessarily at the same time. Someday I hope to combine them in
order to form a more a perfect union so I can establish justice,
insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence,
promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of Liberty to
myself and my Posterity
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am what you would term a "jack of all trades and master of none".
The first things people usually notice about me
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Let's see I have been told I bear a striking resemblance to a homo
sapien but I refuse to believe this. I am hoping when the tests
come back they will put those insufferable rumors to rest. For in
fact, I am a Time Lord from Gallifrey! Clearly my two hearts alone
should be enough proof for those who doubt me. No?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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These are the best three books I've ever read, bar none; the Bible
by many; A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole (possibly
the greatest work of humorous fiction); The Prince by Niccolo
Machiavelli. There are others, like the Fountainhead and Atlas
Shrugged and Roots and Anthills of the Savannah and anything by
Faulkner etc but those first three ... cant go wrong...
MUSIC: this is my all-time (vocal) mix tape ... the Eagles and
"Hotel California". "Protect Ya Neck" by the Wu. "Lucifer" by
Jay-Z. Frank Sintra, "Under My Skin" and "Send in the Clowns". Sam
and Dave "Soul Man". James Brown "Say it Loud". The Beatles "the
Long and Winding Road". The Rolling Stones "Time Is On My Side".
T.I. "Be Easy". 2Pac "All Eyez On Me" and "Hit Em Up".Biggie "Playa
Hater". Paster Troy "Vice Versa". Trick Daddy "Amerikkka".
Delibes's "Flower Song" from the Opera Lakme. Puccini's "Nessun
Dorma" from the opera Turnandot. Sam Cooke "Change is Gonna Come".
Slick Rick "Children's Story". However, no personal CD is ever
complete, without Frank Sinatra doing "My Way" as the outro.
Movies: personal top 5 and in that order: 1) Godfather I
(undisputed greatest movie of all time) 1b) Godfather II (see me
for rationale). 2)Coming to America. 3) X. 4) The Lion King. 5)
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Yo Juice in the
Food: I'm a simple soul so there isn't much that I wouldn't eat.
Except Fish. Ethiopian Food. Um, anything with onions. Uh, Japanese
food. Korean food. Vegetables. Ooo food that hasn't been fed plenty
of chemicals. Or anything that wasn't cooked by mother.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wallet, my passports, my fake ID kit, get away vehicle, 6 rolls
of quarters and of course my Zack Morris brick phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Pinky and the Brain got canceled and yet... somehow... [insert
inane TV show] is still on TV
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning something super extraordinary only to be foiled by some
convoluted idea that I never took into my calculations. Then again
I get to do it every week so no complaints here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I admit nothing and deny everything! But my secret weakness is
indeed NOT black man's kryptonite. On the contrary: my secret
weakness is a literate, erudite, and scholarly woman. That or
extremely terrible commercials, i.e., the JG Wenthworth
877-CASH-NOW commercial. They reduce me to a state of utter
insanity & I want to do some harm to my ears.
You should message me if
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you are in the market for an interesting conversationalist, a world
class raconteur if you will, and an all-round bon vivant. Also if
you are a fan of the Oxford comma, and I clearly am, then you know
we will click. If you aren't a fan, we can still click because I am
adaptable sort of person.
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