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Oseirus

31 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
May 15, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Other (Fluently), Spanish

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My self-summary
What is there to say about me? Well, I have had that wanderlust that has taken me all over the world, but then again I shouldn't take credit for a good amount of it because other people (i.e. parents & job) were key to me going where I did.

OK so more about me: Where to begin? By day, I'm a mild mannered, middle-class, tax paying citizen, but by late afternoon
(usually around 4:30 PM) I am SUPER O! Crime fighting, morally ambiguous, life saving, (occasionally piggy bank stealing) hero.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to live a good life and to be a good person, but not necessarily at the same time. Someday I hope to combine them in order to form a more a perfect union so I can establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of Liberty to myself and my Posterity
I’m really good at
I am what you would term a "jack of all trades and master of none".
The first things people usually notice about me
Let's see I have been told I bear a striking resemblance to a homo sapien but I refuse to believe this. I am hoping when the tests come back they will put those insufferable rumors to rest. For in fact, I am a Time Lord from Gallifrey! Clearly my two hearts alone should be enough proof for those who doubt me. No?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are the best three books I've ever read, bar none; the Bible by many; A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole (possibly the greatest work of humorous fiction); The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli. There are others, like the Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged and Roots and Anthills of the Savannah and anything by Faulkner etc but those first three ... cant go wrong...

MUSIC: this is my all-time (vocal) mix tape ... the Eagles and "Hotel California". "Protect Ya Neck" by the Wu. "Lucifer" by Jay-Z. Frank Sintra, "Under My Skin" and "Send in the Clowns". Sam and Dave "Soul Man". James Brown "Say it Loud". The Beatles "the Long and Winding Road". The Rolling Stones "Time Is On My Side". T.I. "Be Easy". 2Pac "All Eyez On Me" and "Hit Em Up".Biggie "Playa Hater". Paster Troy "Vice Versa". Trick Daddy "Amerikkka". Delibes's "Flower Song" from the Opera Lakme. Puccini's "Nessun Dorma" from the opera Turnandot. Sam Cooke "Change is Gonna Come". Slick Rick "Children's Story". However, no personal CD is ever complete, without Frank Sinatra doing "My Way" as the outro.

Movies: personal top 5 and in that order: 1) Godfather I (undisputed greatest movie of all time) 1b) Godfather II (see me for rationale). 2)Coming to America. 3) X. 4) The Lion King. 5) Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Yo Juice in the Hood.

Food: I'm a simple soul so there isn't much that I wouldn't eat. Except Fish. Ethiopian Food. Um, anything with onions. Uh, Japanese food. Korean food. Vegetables. Ooo food that hasn't been fed plenty of chemicals. Or anything that wasn't cooked by mother.
The six things I could never do without
My wallet, my passports, my fake ID kit, get away vehicle, 6 rolls of quarters and of course my Zack Morris brick phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Pinky and the Brain got canceled and yet... somehow... [insert inane TV show] is still on TV
On a typical Friday night I am
Planning something super extraordinary only to be foiled by some convoluted idea that I never took into my calculations. Then again I get to do it every week so no complaints here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit nothing and deny everything! But my secret weakness is indeed NOT black man's kryptonite. On the contrary: my secret weakness is a literate, erudite, and scholarly woman. That or extremely terrible commercials, i.e., the JG Wenthworth 877-CASH-NOW commercial. They reduce me to a state of utter insanity & I want to do some harm to my ears.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are in the market for an interesting conversationalist, a world class raconteur if you will, and an all-round bon vivant. Also if you are a fan of the Oxford comma, and I clearly am, then you know we will click. If you aren't a fan, we can still click because I am adaptable sort of person.