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24 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:00pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Andy! Nice to (virtually) meet you. As my username suggests, I'm a major sports enthusiast, especially of baseball, football, and basketball. Pretty much, I'm a sports nerd. I also play tennis, since it's the one sport I'm pretty good at. Although I did dominate European Handball in 5th grade gym, so maybe I was just born in the wrong country.

Music has always been important to me, whether I'm listening or making up my own songs (I play some piano and guitar). I like to make people laugh, and did some stand-up comedy at my school. I've found that everything seems better when you're able to find comedy in parts of your life that you wouldn't necessarily expect.

I have a two dogs that I adore. I also have an older brother with Autism who I get along with really well, and he has taught me how great people are capable of being. I am an open person with people that I trust, and I am always willing to listen to anyone who wants to vent or talk to me. I'm also pretty easygoing and like to explore new and different things. I'm very sarcastic, but it all comes out of kindness and (attempted) humor.

Judging from these few paragraphs, I also enjoy parentheses (a lot).
What I’m doing with my life
I work at an insurance agency. I also play in a trivia league, play skee-ball (does that count as a sport??) and sing cheesy '80s and '90s karaoke songs.
I’m really good at
Making random references, usually related to pop culture.

Trivia in general, I love learning interesting/useless facts, because why not?

I've also been told I'm good at imitating Elmo, Kermit the Frog, Charles Barkley, and Stewie Griffin.

Listening to and helping others.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I exist. After that, probably either my blue eyes or my dimple on my left cheek. But I don't usually survey people on their first impressions of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Harry Potter (like everyone else ever), Baseball Historical Abstract, The Kite Runner, Of Mice and Men, America: The Book, Split Second, A Series of Unfortunate Events (except for the last book, the ending was very unsatisfying).

TV: It's Always Sunny, Parks and Rec, Archer, Louie, Law and Order: SVU, South Park, Psych, Happy Endings (RIP), old episodes of Family Guy and The Office, Scrubs, Friends.

MUSIC: Pretty much everything, but I'll name a few: Foo Fighters, The Beatles, Linkin Park, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jeff Buckley, Nirvana, Chris Cornell, R.E.M., Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson, Beach Boys, Billy Joel...NOT Meatloaf or Limp Bizkit.
The six things I could never do without
If I have my family, friends, and oxford commas, then I'm doing just fine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lots of things, feel free to ask me!
On a typical Friday night I am
There isn't really a typical Friday night, except that I usually have pizza for dinner with my family. Then I'm with friends. I'll go to Camden Yards to watch baseball, play board games, watch a movie, go out to dinner, go to a bar, explore Baltimore in's all fun
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a silly goose.
I like a lot of the music from the Twilight movies.
Not only do I know who George Michael is, I think he's legitimately talented.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're genuine and have a sense of humor, if you have any questions about me, or have anything interesting to tell me about yourself.
If you have something to say beyond "hi".
If you play fantasy football.
If you say something that makes me laugh, it's very likely that I will respond.
If you watch Roseanne reruns.