Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a major sports enthusiast, especially of baseball, football,
and basketball. Pretty much, I'm a sports nerd. I also play tennis,
since it's the one sport I'm pretty good at. Although I did
dominate European Handball in 5th grade gym, so maybe I was just
born in the wrong country.
Music has always been important to me, whether I'm listening or
making up my own songs (I play some piano and guitar). I like to
make people laugh, and did some stand-up comedy at my school. I've
found that everything seems better when you're able to find comedy
in parts of your life that you wouldn't necessarily expect.
I am an open person with people that I trust, and I am always
willing to listen to anyone who wants to vent or talk to me. I'm
also very motivated and like to explore new and different things.
I'm very sarcastic, but it all comes out of kindness and
Judging from these few paragraphs, I also enjoy parentheses (a
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at an insurance agency. I also play in a trivia league, I'm
in an improv comedy class, and sing cheesy '80s and '90s karaoke
I also hike sometimes...if anyone has suggestions as to where some
of the best places are to do that, let me know!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making random references, usually related to pop culture.
Trivia in general, I love learning interesting/useless facts,
because why not?
I've also been told I'm good at imitating Elmo, Kermit the Frog,
Charles Barkley, and Stewie Griffin.
Listening to and helping others.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I exist. After that, probably either my blue eyes or my dimple
on my left cheek. But I don't usually survey people on their first
impressions of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Harry Potter (like everyone else ever), Baseball Historical
Abstract, The Kite Runner, Of Mice and Men, America: The Book,
Split Second, A Series of Unfortunate Events (except for the last
book, the ending was very unsatisfying).
TV: It's Always Sunny, Parks and Rec, Archer, Louie, Law and Order:
SVU, South Park, Psych, Happy Endings (RIP), old episodes of Family
Guy and The Office, Scrubs, Friends.
MUSIC: Pretty much everything, but I'll name a few: Foo Fighters,
The Beatles, Linkin Park, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jeff Buckley,
Nirvana, Chris Cornell, R.E.M., Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson,
Beach Boys, Billy Joel...NOT Meatloaf or Limp Bizkit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If I have my family, friends, and oxford commas, then I'm doing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots of things, feel free to ask me!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There isn't really a typical Friday night, except that I usually
have pizza for dinner with my family. Then I'm with friends. I'll
go to Camden Yards to watch baseball, play board games, watch a
movie, go to a bar, explore Baltimore in general...it's all fun
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a silly goose.
I like a lot of the music from the Twilight movies.
Not only do I know who George Michael is, I think he's legitimately
You should message me if
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You're genuine and have a sense of humor, if you have any questions
about me, or have anything interesting to tell me about
If you have something to say beyond "hi".
If you play fantasy football.
If you say something that makes me laugh, it's very likely that I
If you watch Roseanne reruns.
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