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45 • M • Seattle, WA
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 11:14am
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m)
- Body Type
- Other, and laughing about it
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of space camp
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Has a kid
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Poorly), LISP (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
What would you do with my life?
It's so heavy it can barely be budged. I doubt much can move it. The mountains are silent.
But truth be told, this heavy weight, this great inertia, given a sufficient energy force, and in an auspicious multi-dimensional freefall-like direction, could be an unstoppable boulder, a strange avalanche fountain of whatever it is that the universe expresses as me.
Making you beg for it. Beg for me to say it. That nasty word: IRREGARDLES. You will like it. Grammar. Oh yeah.
My sexy body
The kind and soulful depth in my eyes
How useful a fellow like me could be
A strange animal stench wafting in
A large unsightly mass of pudgey bulges and hair
That spot on my jacket from whatever I just ate
Only you can know? (Unless I start saving survey statistics.)
We are the pulgeys makers, we are dreamer of pulgeys.
I like food. Food tastes good.
but frequently unconsciously traditional: wine, candles
I like ascii art.
That's two things. Now not only is that three things, but triply obvious. I recommend to stay far away from the self-referential.
Oh, there must have been some raping and pillaging at some point, but that's not very private. Oh and ANSI and Unicode aRt. Of which I shall, with remarkable restraint, omit here.
What is this dreadful power that you have, oh cherubic blue website, that compels to answer such questions? I already answered like a thousand. It's quite unseemly how readily I submit. It must be the seemingly limitless promise of the dangling shiny siren sphere of love, lust, and compañero soul completion, however rare and perilous, that can consistently evoke whatever it pleases from my soft, usually labourless fingers.
- Ages 25–99
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
But, despite that, you want to incur an increase in the probability of us meeting in the molecular flesh, perhaps getting along famously, perhaps having adventures of note and perfervidty, casting a minute tendril across time, through the chaotic karmatic sea of possibility.
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