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Osipewsk

45 Tacoma, WA Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), LISP (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm just like you. Very self-ish.
What I’m doing with my life
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Barely crufting lish.
I’m really good at
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Tang.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The marked lack of pulgeys.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: I like the talkies.
Shows: I like it when you show me your booty!
Music: I like D minor, maybe sometimes E. I like syncopated 32nd notes. Overlapping noisy sine waves with slow LFO envelope.
Food: Mostly delicious hydrogen, lovely carbon, mixed up with oxygen. Some nitrogen. I even like chlorine if it's bonded with sodium. Also love Molybdenum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I hate to laugh. Laughing is like a seizure, gasping for air, erasing thoughts, emitting involuntary convulsive noise. Worse, it's like an instantaneous mental virus, spreading it's senseless fits through any available medium. Laughing is non-consensual . Humor is raping my mind. Comedy is mass terrorism. How many people have to die laughing before we put an end to this? Kittens and unicorns don't laugh. Laughing is pure evil. If we don't stop this now, things in the universe will get funnier and funnier, uncontrollable laughing will spread until every creature in the universe is caught in an endless paralyzing laugh. Eternal mindless annihilation. It that what you want?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
languishingly atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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