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Ostanes

24 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Unemployed
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Esperanto (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Ryan James.

I read, write, paint, and bicycle.

I like deadpan sarcasm.

I'm a Socialist-Libertarian, a Semi-Compatibilist, and a Critical Thinker.

I've made this partially for fun, and partially in the hopes of meeting some interesting people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Reevaluating what I'm going to go to school for now that Providence has bought out Swedish and are down-sizing basically everything in the Seattle area.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lot of things? I guess? This section seems kind of self-masturbatory.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm opinionated.

Some people say I vaguely look like Jeff Goldblum.

If you compare me to Jeff Goldblum I will probably blush.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Basically most literature, except for Joyce and Dickens. I'm a pretty big reader.
I don't watch a lot of T.V. but I watch a few HBO series like Boardwalk Empire, Sopranos, Girls etc
I tend to favor beige food. Pasta, bread/hummus, potatoes, poultry, fish etc. I should probably eat more green things...
Music is a fairly substantial part of my life, from EDM, to Folk, to Rap, to Witch House. I like a lot of music.

One day I'll have to actually write out specifics for the books and music I like. But ain't nobody got time for that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep
Water
Food
Shelter
Clothing
Homeostasis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social, economic, politcal, and philosophical issues. Ranging from the conflicts in the Congo to the "Problem of Other Minds", to misogyny etc
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not with other people than I am reading or wasting time on tumblr/facebook.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like music, going to shows, literature, like to talk a lot, or if you're just bored, I guess? Whatever floats your boat.