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23 Birmingham, AL Man


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  • Ages 18–33
  • Located anywhere
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Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
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Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A former Birminghamian visiting home this month from my stomping grounds in Prescott, AZ. Let's drink together and wax philosophic and maybe have one of those torrid holiday trysts to forestall the frosty despondency of Santa season...


Swinging around words like a child with a sword. Perhaps I'll make it to knighthood, or at least martyrdom.

I've lived long enough and with just enough breadth to have a peek at the world behind the veil, but I know enough now to know that I don't Know.
What I’m doing with my life
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Attending Prescott College on Uncle Sam's dime after a spoiled suburban upbringing and a four years' foray in martial Neverland.

I'm studying some cocktail of writing and literature in order to hone my pen, and after earning my degree parchment I will unleash myself upon the world. I'm aim to "comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable"; I see a hazy future in journalism.

In the mean-time I'm trying to move toward a healthier mindset and lifestyle, and to peel back the layers of insecurity and fear and bitterness in me.
I’m really good at
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Writing, listening, being a tender momma-cat for my little calico purrmuffin, empathizing, drumming, despondency, brewing coffee, taking care of pets, cuddling, hiking, road tripping, sleeping, not sleeping. Shooting (targets), shooting (photographs), shooting (shots).

Giving no fucks.
Giving far too many fucks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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According to a retired flight attendant I passed on a city sidewalk once, I have a "beautiful purple aura, just lovely". But otherwise I'm quite quiet and not so noticeable.

Unless my peculiar un-noticeability makes me particularly noticeable.
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[Waves hand dismissively]

I want to come up with some pretentious reason why posting all of this is silly, but to be honest I'm just far too lazy right now to chose a few favorites. Stay tuned?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Corrective lenses
Fluffy four-legged antidepressant friends in the animal kingdom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about thinking often. Consciousness, the universe, 42, anxious eddies of [n]e[u]roticism, my place in the order of things, Zen and other cosmic ass-banditry.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've outgrown the party-til-sunrise phase of my life and seek the same in my friends, but I'm certainly not above a good time. Usually I'll be drifting between corners and companions and cigarette breaks at a house party, though sometimes I'll strike out for the Row by my lonesome

When I'm not feeling up for socialization or liquor-lubricated libertinism, I'll likely be at home reading or catching up on homework.

Or listening to Cat Power and contemplating suicide. Or rolling around on the floor.


Although now that I've returned to Birmingham, I'll probably be spending the evenings out around Avondale or Five Points.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I rake through my cat's litter I secretly pretend that I am digging up archaeological treasures or dinosaur remains.
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