A little bit Rock n' Roll, a little bit Debonair: I'm Atypical, rustic, romantic, Facetious and affable.

I am that rad high school theater teacher.

Lately, I've been teaching privately to a few children too! (poor kids are home schooled and don't have any social skills) It's so fun though!. I take them on music soundtrack adventures. It's something I created where the "soundtrack" inspires a scene or action. They can't get enough.

My job is/will be everything I could have asked for: imaginative & playful while being frustrating & stimulating.

I have student teaching coming up. I'm placed in the bronx.

I get to include lots of tomfoolery and kin-noodling around and generally act silly sometimes. I of course also have very serious touching teaching moments.

I had a classic 72 Honda CB500 Motorcycle which I had to sell recently... but I plan on getting a classic Triumph! T100? T300?

I live for great music, movies and books.

The best new Ice Cream flavor is a toss up between Blueberry Crumble or Cinnamon Bun; however, I'm always up for a Mr. Softtee Chocolate cone.

My favorite bar in the city is FatCat. live jazz, ping, pong, beer?! WIN!

I love the concept of the highline and I can be seen in the audience at UCB Improv theater.

I love to conquer mountains all over. I backpack/hike.

Sometimes you can find me manipulating a marble, serving up virtual rootbeer, and gobbling up ghosts at Barcade.

I live by the dense ft. tryon park and Inwood park forest.

I also have the scruffiest dog on the planet, Buster!! He's a little beagle and he's my best!

Laughing, laughing and making jokes.
read my funny blog.

www.DailyEpicChronicle.Tumblr.com

Observing and sharing the absurdities of life.

Using bullet points and golden nuggets to describe myself. Because we live in a snack culture.

Taking long hikes with my dog in Cold Springs.

Kick starting my youth theater, failing, trying again.

I won a comedy contest a few years back and the photo they took looks like I'm getting my school photo taken. Ask me I'll show you.

Using dumb words like rigamarole, discombobulated, shenanigans and kerfuffle.

I also love stupid combo words like GRILLIANT!

Loving and Loathing when people shorten words like "the usj" (usual) or Obvi (obvious) some times its fun and sometimes its pretensh.

Changing my look depending on the venue.
Cooking for real.
Taking charge when needed.
Listening
Playing with kids (no seriously, its scary how much of a peter pan I am)
Drinking Jack Daniels, Corona, making Margaritas.
Doing Linda's voice from Bob's Burgers.
Boiling things down and seeing the bigger picture.
Using different words when I don't know how to spell the one I actually wanted to use.
Forgetting to flip the record.
Making you smile.
Lists.
describing smells to the tee.
catching my phone when i fumble
hearing a song and figuring out the chords by ear

My Generous spirit
My loud laugh
My floppy hair
My non-judgmental personality
My many moles (beauty marks) on my skin.
My very large huge....Eyes
My extremely massive veiny and throbbing... Heart.
That with the right hair cut I look like Jon Krazinski (Jim from the Office).

BOOKS:
The good writers... let's talk about this.

You don't live here anymore, any shakespeare, lord of the flies, the things we carried,
Mamet, Chekhov. (i read a lot of plays).
Rohl Dahl, Shel Silverstein, Upton Sinclair, Mark Twain

Louis CK's bit about reading Mark Twain to his kids is hilarious. He reads Tom Sawyer and it's fun and full of hyjinks. Then there's the quasi sequel Huckleberry Finn- this town fuck up black sheep with no parents using slang and the n word and getting into real trouble. He's like this book is not for kids!(yeah I don't do it justice- I tried)
HERE IT IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4vxSf15aBA&feature=related

MUSIC:
DeVotchka Fanatic
You Love Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITyqoUMwl5g

Beck is my Hero - Here's why
Hollow Log
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqWTvUffID4&feature=related

The Black Belles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfIyIMnACMQ

The Kills
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLjuRG3hoE

5.6.7.8's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iVB8UZW_98

The Black Keys - Do The Rump!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhAQn62jeXE

Fleet Foxes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2T4Ox1gls

Andrew Bird (Super Fan) - Give It Away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnK2epthEh4

Bessie Smith - Real 20's Jazz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0TDNR3NEY0

Fiona Apple - Her Jazz Stint - After You've Gone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiFH3XDeq4I&playnext=1&list=PL549D11AB1AD508D0&feature=results_video

MOVIES:

Recent Netflix:
Star Trek (Original) - such great plotlines
Any crappy movie I can poke fun at.
All Documentaries

I watch so many movies.
I live for Kung Fu movies, zombie movies i.e.
Evil Dead, Planet Terror, Shawn of the Dead, Kill Bill,
Ip Man, District 9

The perfect movie is:
Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

Movies I could Watch OVER AND OVER
Fargo
Half Nelson
Amadeus
Rear Window
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?
Glengarry Glenross
Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas
There Will Be Blood
Napoleon Dynamite
I also like screwy mind bending movies like:
Inception and True Man Show.

INFO NUGGET: when i was 13 I knew Ace Ventura and Dumb and Dumber by heart. Sadly I kinda still do...

FOOD:
Perogies
Chexican (Mexican food made by Chinese)
Indian (Sagwala Gost - Spinach Lamb)
McDonalds Fries
Cafe Vienas (Espresso and Ice Cream)
My own Clam Sauce, Roasted Red Pepper Sauce, Vodka Sauce
Chicken Salad
Dinosaur BBQ Pulled Pork
Russian Bakery Cream Puffs
Eggs Benedict
Tomatoes. (super food!)

TV:
Workaholics
Master Chef
AGT
Colbert
SNL
Wilfred

My records
My piano
Mi Familia
Places in the world that I will one day visit.
Knowing that you will soon be in my life.
A theatrical project
Dark Chocolate
My dog Buster
Compassion & Laughter

If people who live a whimsical life have a meet up group and where can I join?
How does the NYC Socially Awkward Meet Up Group work?
Why the heck do people always stop at the top of the staircase?
Can you photo bomb yourself?
This onion article is hilarious!
He/She is not actually doing anything on their phone, their just making it look like they are doing something!
"Needs more black pepper."
"What if a woman had a third labia?"
Isn't foursquare like having an electronic bracelet? Thats what they do in prison? Check in where ever you are.
What a beautiful mountain view.
ahhh...silence....
What is my dog thinking?
As people get older it's funny to see the people around you only get happy when they are eating.
Who actually buys this crap?

Hanging out with my two friends: Ben and Jerry.
Cooking
Watching Netflix.
Going to a Cleopatra's Needle (jazz bar)
Going to Ear Bar
Going to Havanna Central (live latin music)
Taking a walk in the park, laughing it up with friends
Having epiphanies...
420 friendly

I wear my heart on my sleeve.

I like to play the board games Settlers Of Catan & Carcassonne and go to the meet up group.

I have played music in the subway for money - and will do it again.

I'm a die hard Weezer fan - but not the pretentious kind.
(some rare shit for you)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e8gHn0WGKc
(not full song - but i love the drawings)

you have a "replies selectively" red light. Come on! It doesn't take long to write a three sentence email.

You think this is funny:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6663206/brunchables
You want to have a kitchen dance party
You contemplate the universe and it's absurdities.
You love the grey areas of life.
You want to play ping pong
You want to go ice skating
You want to buy ingredients and cook a meal together
You are competitive at mini/putt putt golf
You like picnics and patches of green grass.
You like the outdoors.
You use the word amazing for its true value and not just to describe A gray's papaya hot dog
You'd want to shoot my bb gun for target practice together