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Osterzone

20 / M / Straight / Single

Glendora, California

His Details

Last Online
May 15
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Student
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm just going to get this out of the way now: I hate writing essays! Especially essays where I have to write about myself. Those are the worst. Since I hate them so much, this profile is going to be pretty bare-bones.

If you're interested in getting to know me, just message me or take some of the same match questions that I've taken, instead of reading through this profile. It's honestly a poor representation of myself, but at least it's better than a completely empty profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually kind of shy and quiet when first meeting someone new, but if you talk to me for a few minutes and get to know me, you'll find it difficult to shut me up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Star Wars movies (yeah, the prequels, too.), Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, The James Bond series (but fuck the Roger Moore ones)[Skyfall is the shit] , Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, Jackie Brown, The Godfather, Superbad, Knocked Up, Pineapple Express, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Unforgiven, The Game, Fight Club

TV Shows: Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, South Park, Malcolm in the Middle, Freaks and Geeks, Seinfeld, Futurama, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report

Favorite food: Lasagna, spaghetti, or pretty much anything Italian.

Favorite Video Games (and video game series): Super Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Bros. , Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil, Dead Rising, Grand Theft Auto, Red Dead Redemption, Hotel Dusk: Room 215, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
The six things I could never do without
Computer with an internet connection, video games, movies, food, water, air.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ghouls. Little green ghouls, buddy.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing typical Friday night things.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
you feel like it.