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28 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Working on space camp
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

"You like sex and money?! Me too! We should hang out!"


Which makes the speech of rage directed at old snots possible because I haven't had a cig in a day. Wish me luck!!! or don't asshole

I play music, I write lyrics and songs and am obsessed with ultra completion on a few video games. I am reading more now being more social, being more awesome.

Kik: otakujpop
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making terrible Music!

Lyrical Sample!!!

Eat chips, get high, put the chips on a Papa's John's Pie, or if you's more racist, try Domino's. Fuck your bigot face, I'm rocking naked with Digiorno.

Oh...I forgot Digiorno is owned by Nestle, who colluded to fix the price of chocolate, bought milk from farms seized and controlled by Mugabe in Zimbabwe, and their CEO thinks access to water is a privilege and should be privatized.

Rap responsibly kids! A message from someone who raps so horribly he interrupts himself to inform you of ethically unsound corporate practices.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not taking this site seriously.

Making a horrible second impression.

Being a good friend.

Blowing off everyone for my friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have blood soaked hands and a knife at their throats.


Jesus, what is wrong with you people? Has anyone ever complimented your use of "u miss 100% of shots you don't take?" Did they mention how they wished you were aborted because clearly you can't speak English beyond the level of Kindergarten? Here's one: "You regret all the things you missed because you don't understand regret."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like Lord of the Rings, and Discworld. I've read most of Neil Gaiman before the past 2 years. My favorite book EVER is The Iliad and my favorite translation is Seamus Heaney's version. I like Harry Potter too and I've read The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and I'm half done with the Alchemist, because I missed that in school.

I like more movies than I hate, but hate more movies than I love, and movies I love are movies everyone else hates, and movies everyone else loves I only like. Except for T2, everyone fucking loves T2.

Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Regular Show, Arrested Development, some other things. Good TV everyone likes.

Introduce me to good music, I like good music in any genre and like to give everything a chance...except Pitbull...fuck that guy. I also enjoy mewithoutyou Muse Weezer They Might Be Giants Daft Punk Aviici The Rolling Stones Beck The Backstreet Boys Kanye West Justin Timberlake

I've recently become vegetarian after chicken, being the hold out of the past half-year, exited my diet. I don't like thai, which a lot of vegetarians like, it's just not my thing. I do enjoy seitan wings, and indian and sushi. Although, I love continental cooking the most with potatoes and tofu instead of beef.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
He contemplated the question. Thoughtfully, he let his mind escape beneath the catacomb waters. He knew his search needed a new direction a different criterion. The answers of life can't possibly be found with the non-living. The dead, he thought, could bring him nothing new, but his memory of them were more precious than the things he could do without. And he let his body escape beneath the catacomb waters.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Considering that the downfall of the current generation is solely blamed on Baby Boomer's idiotic greed and tax-slashing politics that sent education and heath-care costs skyrocketing. The generation that said ok to Reaganomics, and to the Federal Reserve having the final say over the worth of a dollar. The generation that calls us the "me-generation," that we are lazy, can't hold jobs, refuse to work through college without understanding that the minimum wage is 60% of what it was 20 years ago and college is several thousand percent higher.

The generation who thinks they fought for civil rights, but really just didn't want to be called a racist and then bullied and ostracized women and homosexuals.

The generation who fought for an end to the Vietnam War and then blindly supported the patriotic fervor to invade and occupy country after country and imprison the accused without proof of guilt or trial.

We need you to shut up and die. You are killing us, our country, our rights, our principles and dignity. Politicians that could change the country cannot be elected because they wouldn't appeal to you; the generation whose entitlements will bankrupt us. The generation who complains that taxes are too high; those taxes being billions less than 30 years ago. The generation who complains that healthcare is too expensive being the last generation that healthcare was a promised part of a contract with their company. Fuck it, the last generation with contracts of employment. That generation, that knew exponential growth, interest rates of 20% instead of 0.20%, a college semester being 1000 dollars after books, lodging and tuition, needs to stop complaining.

America is better now than it was, but your bigotry, misogyny, greed, sense of entitlement is disenfranchising the people who are moving us forward towards equality and inclusiveness.

And you're still bitching about border security. Eat a bag of syphilis-infected dicks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing typical. Nothing the same.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't watch porn, but my imagination is ridiculous.

I've been locked in a paddy wagon in my underwear.

This is why online dating fails. Before a date I always get tattled on to someone's mom
You should message me if
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You like old video games, I have a collection.

You like swinging (on swings, pervert)

Concerts and museums

Or chilling out and making some jamz.