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33 Teaneck, NJ Man


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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Mar 20
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Mostly kosher
Judaism, and very serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Welcome to the latest incarnation of my profile! I have removed all the old lame jokes and prepared all new lame jokes.

By training I'm a journalist and I've spent years writing about politics, foreign affairs, and entertainment. I've interviewed Benjamin Netanyahu, Mel Brooks, and most recently Ron Ben-Israel, the Sweet Genius.

But journalism doesn't pay the bills quite like it used to, so I decided to try my hand at something new. I'm currently a second-year master's student at NYU in Global Affairs, concentrating in Transnational Security. What that basically means is I spend a lot of time reading and writing about terrorism. so I just started a master's program in global affairs with hopes of going into policy analysis, focusing on the Middle East.

Israel is very important to me and Zionism has really shaped my path in life. From interning with AIPAC in college to years working in the Jewish media to now focusing on the Middle East and security issues in grad school. I also really like shwarma.

When I'm not hitting the books or taking down a politician, I'm usually catching a movie, playing skeeball or mini golf, playing board games, or cooking something new and delicious. I'm an avid foodie and enjoy experimenting in the kitchen and hosting (typically Shabbat) dinners. Some of my specialty dishes include spicy Italian sausage with broccoli rabe, harissa chicken, sushi, and peanut noodles. Spicy food is one of life's greatest pleasures.

I also like to have adventures and try new things, whether new restaurants/foods or activities. Fortunately, living right by New York affords such opportunities. Granted, my adventure list includes some touristy stuff, such as taking a Duck Tour (one of those land/sea combos), going to the wax museum (been to the one in London, not in New York), and dropping a penny from the top of the Empire State Building and seeing what actually happens to the pavement (OK, I know this is not legal and highly unlikely to actually happen, but I can dream, can't I?).

I'm a sci-fi buff and some would say geek. You might be able to tell from my screen name but I used to be very into anime (not so much anymore but OKCupid won't let me change it). And yes, I once took a chess set into a night club and played with a couple of friends. After the DJ made fun of us the manager gave us all free shots because we were so awesome. So there's my geek cred right there.

I am eccentric, entertaining, and ready for adventure. So let's see where the yellow brick road (or the 1 train) will take us.
What I’m doing with my life
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Journalist by training, now a graduate student in global affairs at NYU. Politics! Politics! Politics! I have way too much sense to go into politics but I'm studying foreign policy and how to make it better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, cooking, chess, dancing the Hora, scrabble, skeeball
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You're quite tall."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Stranger in a Strange Land, Exodus, Snow in August, books about the history of Israel, Slan, the AP Stylebook

Movies: Inglourious Basterds, Superman, Iron Man, Star Wars, Kill Bill, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Star Trek II, Star Trek IV, Star Trek VI, Star Trek VIII (Do you notice a pattern yet?), Searching for Bobby Fisher, Batman (1989), Batman Begins, The Producers (Original), Spaceballs. I have a large DVD collection, do I really have to narrow it down to just a few favorites?

Shows (TV): Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, Throwdown With Bobby Flay, Kitchen Nightmares, Hell's Kitchen, Iron Chef (original).

Shows (theater): The Toxic Avenger, The Producers, Les Mis, Avenue Q, Jewtopia, The Book of Mormon, and there are a few other good ones I've seen too.

Music: Early Matisyahu stuff, Beach Boys, Weird Al, They Might be Giants, Arrogant Worms, Moxy Fruvous, a lot of Israeli stuff.

Food: malai kofte, galub jamun, sushi, nachos, white pizza, a juicy steak, all blended into one energy drink (OK, not really because that would be very not kosher and also disgusting). Indian, Japanese, Mexican are my favorite cuisines, but I also love a good shwarma - extra tahina, and don't forget the chips!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, food, water, my AP Stylebook, human contact, the written word (save the newspaper industry!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. Jack Napier said to think about it right before he shot Carl Grissom in the 1989 Batman movie, so it must be good advice because he turned into the Joker, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a relaxing (I can try at least) Shabbat dinner with close friends. Sometimes hosting a meal depending on my schedule that week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a birthmark on my calf in the shape of South America.
You should message me if
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I sound at all interesting and you are an interesting person. I want to meet fascinating people who can spin exciting yarns of their adventures.
I'm sorry, but I only date Jews. If you're not Jewish, we can still be friends but nothing more than that.
Also, if you use "u" instead of "you" or "r" instead of "are" in your profile, we might not get along as I often weep for the destruction of the English language by "textspeak."