He's a plumed serpent soaring towards the galactic core. A modern day troubadour descended from a long line of bootleggers, horse thieves, and warrior poets. A cheshire cat drunk on absinthe and howling love songs at the full moon. He wrestled the Ballard Bridge... and WON! All in all a high powered mutant, one of nature's own prototypes, never intended for mass production; too weird to live and too rare to die.

Or at least that's the PR line...

v.OkCupid TM ~ Politically aware, environmentally friendly, socially conscious, artistically inclined, music junkie, fancy dancer, awesome cook, starry-eyed dreamer, voracious reader, generous lover, veteran road tripper, super camper/hiker, pragmatic optimist, masculine feminist, and all around low-maintenance kinda guy.

Dreaming of a new America, Living Green, Gettin Down 'n Derby, Embracing Paradox, Reelin' in the Years, Napping, Mythmaking, Redefining Masculinity, Being like Water.

All that in addition the the usual having a good job, keeping a cozy home, loving my friends and crazy family, yadda yadda...

Procrastination, Perseverance, Trusting my Instincts, Questioning Authority, Appreciating Imperfection, Defying Grammar Nazis, Camping, Road Trippin', Emboldening Absurdity, Chef'n it Up, Being Lazy, Flirting, Nuzzling, Making Out, Listening, and Dreaming.

Urmmm... the volume, the mustache, the evil laughter???

AUTHORS~
Cormac McCarthy, Jared Diamond, John Steinbeck, Kurt Vonnegut, Allan Watts, William Gibson, David Brin, Choygam Trungpa, Jorge Luis Borges, Ken Wilber, Mark Twain, Riane Eisler, Joseph Campbell, Douglas Adams, Richard Brautigan, Tom Robbins, Zora Neale Hurston, Ursala K LeGuin, Neil Gaiman, Allan Moore, bell hooks, Susan Faludi.

DIRECTORS~
Floria Sigismondi, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Joel/Ethan Coen, John Waters, Terry Gilliam, Stanley Kubrick, Wes Anderson, Wim Wenders, Tim Burton, Peter Greenaway, Darren Aronofsky, Ang Lee, Christopher Guest, Kirby Dick, Haiyo Miyazaki, Jim Jarmush, Lars von Trier, John Cameron Mitchell, Werner Herzog, Park Chan-wook, Guillermo del Toro, David Cronenberg, and the BAZ!

MUSICA~
Passion Pit, !!!, The Ting Tings, Shout Out Louds, Santogold, AfroCelt Soundsystem, The KLF, Gogol Bordello, Zap Mama, Viva Voce, Cancer Rising, The Trucks, Girl Talk, Ojos de Brujo, C2C, Air, Choklate, TV on the Radio, Zero 7, Of Montreal, The Raconteurs, Pearl Jam, Gnarls Barkley, Gorillaz, Underworld, The Beatles, Leftfield, Freddie Hubbard, Lady Sovereign, Common Market, Alabama 3, Ray Charles, Jurassic 5, Miles Davis, The White Stripes, Tenacious D, The Purple One, Z-Trip, Outkast, Daft Punk, The Postal Service, Blue Scholars, Common Market, Johnny Cash, Frank Zappa, Led Zepplin, Del the Funky Homosapien, Parliment/Funkadelic, Lyrics Born, Banco de Gaia, Marvin Gaye, Johnny Cash, Nouvelle Vague, The Roots.

Quantum Dissonance Analysis, Morphic Resonance, the Felt Presence of Direct Experience, Beats, Rhymes, and Life.

At the dog park, hanging out with nerds, playing cards with shit talkin' fools, catching a movie, what-have-you. Brown liquor and boardgames with the boys is always nice.

I might be an open book but you'll still have to buy a copy.

...and I recently got back on roller-skates for the first time in twenty years.

You are an honest, open, kick arse woman who enjoys public absurdity, non-linear conversations, food, music, and art. Or if any of the following describe you in any way... Grrrlz wit dawgs. Women with Brain. Potential Campfire Choir Members. Rowdies, Roustabouts, and Ruffians. Nerdy Girlz. Master Makeout Artists. A young Bea Arthur. '60s Pop Princesses. Real Down to Mars Girlz. The Short and Smirky. A Sneakers and Pearls Kind of Grrrl.