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Otsum

29 M Long Beach, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Fluently), Vietnamese (Okay), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Love life update:

So, I'm writing this addendum because I'm actually spoken for, but I'm leaving this profile up because I'm an okcupid success story, and you should know that. Whereas my girlfriend came up short in the deal, I won big. So this online stuff can work. Are there a ton of creepers and people that will look to make a skin suit out of you on here? Sure. But hey, you r life was probably more boring than those encounters anyway. All I know is I met an awesome girl who puts up with me, and that's a damn hard find, so thanks, OKC.

------- PROFILE --------

You'll never be bored.

Do people read these profiles? Let's find out!

Here's the main thing you need to know: I admit when I'm wrong. Which is all the time, because I'm a guy. We don't mean to be guys, we just are. And I quote movies (Anchorman mostly) to a fault.

I'm a lefty, witty, and charming. In that order.

I enjoy passionate people. I don't really care about what. But if you're not passionate, you're usually dull. I'm not a fan of dull.

I never take life seriously, but I know when to be real. I'm an athlete (played hockey, lacrosse, and baseball) and a writer, who likes sports (all of them, Hockey's the #1), loves music and singing (poorly at times) and is a closet nerd (I like star wars and history, get over it). I'm as comfortable drinking a beer in a bar as I am sipping wine over candlelight, or not drinking at all. I'm also as comfortable in the city as I am out on a week long hike. Bring it on.

There's only one type of personality I dislike in this world: a pretentious one.

I wear my heart on my sleeve and I put other people's problems ahead of my own.

I dance sometimes. I can't say good or bad. I just do it.

I will do anything for anyone at anytime, whether I've known you forever or just met you, but betray me and you're dead to me.

I travel, a lot for work. There's a big world out there outside of New York. A lot of people get too caught up in the small stuff that makes up our little Island. Although, it does make you appreciate how standout New York City really is from every other city in the world. A lot of places suck. Hard.

I'm a social chameleon. I can literally come into any social circle, scene, or jam, and run things without a problem. My main strength is my lack of strengths. Figure that one out, and when you do, let me know how to convey that correctly.

Word of warning: Most people need to drink or do drugs to keep up with me while I'm sober. I need neither!

I'm a Giants fan, but the Jets don't bother me at all.
I'm a Mets fan, and the Yankees kind of bother me.
I'm an Islanders fan, and if you're a Ranger fan I may or may not attack you at any given time, for no real reason at all, other then the fact that you're a dirty, dirty Ranger fan.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a serial everything (except killer/rapist). I have to try most things that I come across, if even for a little bit. Firstly, I'm an entrepreneur by nature (and no, that doesn't mean I'm unemployed). I'm constantly looking for the next challenge, but I do it from the safety of a full-time job. Some of my entrepreneurial efforts have included: Private Event Planning in the city, Marketing Consulting, web design, power washing, an athletic club, a delivery service, and gigolo. (Long Island can be harsh financially).

Addendum - I have actually quit my job as an Event Coordinator to devote all of my time to my new Social Media Relations startup out of the Upper West Side of Manhattan.

I was/am currently a paid consultant for a trade show company as an Event Coordinator. My job is basically to put together everything necessary to run a trade show, then actually fly to the site and oversee them, from move-in to move-out. I do this all over the country.

I'm also an aspiring photographer, writer, actor, singer, comedian, and contract killer.

None of which I have ever made any progress with.

I come from an athletic upbringing, so out of college I've been participating in a ton of athletic events, everything from 5/10k's to the ToughMudder and Warrior Dash. (see muddy, angry picture for proof). I've also hiked on the Appalachian Trail and plan to go back there again this summer. It was also badass.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you laugh. And making your parents weep. And Surviving a zombie apocalypse.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm not Kanye West.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm eclectic. Lay it on me. I've been in Mosh Pits at Oz Fest, I've been contact high at underground reggae shows, and I've been fist pumping with Tiesto. Seriously, music is life. Everything from Pink Floyd to Kanye West, from Megadeth to David Guetta. I listen to, and love, pretty much all music. Except Michael Bolton, God save you if you're a Michael Bolton fan.

Chick Flicks suck. Sorry. So does Twilight. I'm willing to support your crappy-book habit though.

I like any hockey game that's on.

I like any sporting event that's on at any time.

The Office Rules, so does Parks and Recreation (The Office 2).
Family Guy, South Park, Daily Show, Tosh.0, Sports Center, and other guy stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music.
Gravity.
Sports. (Hockey).
Comedy.
Singing. (Poorly).
Challenges.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All aboard!! This train of thought never stops, sadly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something atypical. I can be out in the city partying at Pacha until 6am, over at a buddy's house helping write a paper, playing a video game, hunting Caribou on the plains of Alaska, watching a movie, singing karaoke in Japan, or saving children from burning orphanages. Seriously. Do a background check.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was suspended from school once in my life - for running a three school, district-wide porno pog syndicate in 5th grade.
You should message me if
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you want to use this website correctly.