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Ottoderision

28 M Vevey, Switzerland

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:50am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 5″ (1.95m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Once, a friend of mine told me I had a "girly" side. This made me so mad, I had to finish the chocolate Ice cream watching Sex & The City.

More seriously. I have pink hair and I like unicorns.
I still consider myself a straight male and for some people, this makes me wrong.

The universe is still a mystery for me. The only thing I know for sure is that "42" is the answer.

I used to go clubbing a lot in the old days. Then I realised i would feel better at home playing the game boy. Then I bought a game boy.
I don't go out so much anymore.

There are a lot of paradoxes in my life, and I love it.

If you enjoyed reading my profile so far, you can continue.
And if you didn't, <:* This is a unicorn goodbye kiss.

Oh no! Wait a second!
Once, a woman I've been dating told me that, as the big mac is not, I'm way better in real that I seem on my pictures on the internet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Magic.
Well... in fact, I only pretend to do magic.
At the moment, trying to make a living of it even if it's not 100% effective.

And in august, I'm starting a school where I'll learn electronics.
So... One day, i'll be able to build lightning stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Rock, paper, scissors.
I even won an interplanetary championship once.
(This is true. I have a trophy near my coffee machine)

-Dark or/and absurd humour or anti-humour

-Cooking

-Driving long distances.

-Maybe not at filling online profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and I have pink hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Peter Pan, Batman and superrman comics, la morte amoureuse, 99f, Dirk Gently...

Movies:
Dead and breakfast, galaxyquest, the dark knight, plan 9 from outer space, Kill Bill, Animation movies and a lot (actually a lot) of cartoons...

Shows:
Doctor who, How I met your mother, The big bag theory, 2 broke girs, knight rider, community...

Music:
8 bit music (Sabrepulse, IAYD, Crystal Castles, Nullsleep etc.), Marina ad the Diamonds, Little Boots, The Velvet Underground, Gary Numan, Alphaville, Stupeflip, garbage, Aqua, Some metal bands (Alestorm, Dio, Motley Crue, Runing Wild)...

Food:
I cannot live without food (But that doesn't make me special).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Air
-A deck of playing cards
-Rubber bands
-The internet
-Victoria, my beloved VolksWagen
-Food

And my eternal gratitude to the touring club swiss (But maybe outside of switzerland, you wouldn't understand)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make something vanish or appear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Havig a beer with friends

-Home, reading a book, watching cartoons or (badly) Playing my Uke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really? You won't hate me if i tell you I actually like Miley Cyrus?
Just kidding, It's not even private.
I'm a #proudsmiler.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you have big boobs
-you have small boobs
In fact, I don't care the size of your boobs as long as you're interesting and funny.
-You like unicorns
-You also like Miley Cyrus but you don't feel strong enough to let people know.
-You wanna add me as a friend to trade pokemons on version X or Y
-You have any other good reason.