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Ouroborophobia

30 M Wheaton, IL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Contacted about 20 people on this site using a variety of pickup methods and found out that nobody likes someone who's overweight. Everyone's got deal breakers I suppose, but unfortunately, it seems everyone's standards are higher than who they are which leads to a massive game of coy.

I will keep this lesson in mind the next time I find someone I like; to see if they keep a double standard.

I was 600, Now I'm nearly 400; I can fold my stomach, arms, and leg flab in half. The goal is to keep the muscle and get down to under 250, but that will take time as all things do. Losing weight is the least extraordinary thing I've done; I've overcome schizophrenia, a shitty childhood, poor education and a lifetime of real and imagined rejection and I haven't met a person I haven't been able to impress. The worst you can do to an individual has already been done to me. I have come to accept the possibility of being celibate virgin until the day I die. You may think that is an immature thing to say or that I'm broken for saying it; unfortunately, experience begets jadedness and I may never find someone who truly interests me.

By now you're probably imagining the picture and smell of the wierdest freak you can imagine.

Imagine a different concept; the most attractive, interesting man you have ever met. Now wonder, why didn't he ask you out? That man had the ability to see into your very soul, and it was the lack of beauty there that made him move on.

Your time would be better spent correcting that list rather than judging me.

I am Account, suspended, and byuser
What I’m doing with my life
Contacted about 20 people on this site using a variety of pickup methods and found out that nobody likes someone who's overweight. Everyone's got deal breakers I suppose, but unfortunately, it seems everyone's standards are higher than who they are which leads to a massive game of coy.

I will keep this lesson in mind the next time I find someone I like; to see if they keep a double standard.

I was 600, Now I'm nearly 400; I can fold my stomach, arms, and leg flab in half. The goal is to keep the muscle and get down to under 250, but that will take time as all things do. Losing weight is the least extraordinary thing I've done; I've overcome schizophrenia, a shitty childhood, poor education and a lifetime of real and imagined rejection and I haven't met a person I haven't been able to impress. The worst you can do to an individual has already been done to me. I have come to accept the possibility of being celibate virgin until the day I die. You may think that is an immature thing to say or that I'm broken for saying it; unfortunately, experience begets jadedness and I may never find someone who truly interests me.

By now you're probably imagining the picture and smell of the wierdest freak you can imagine.

Imagine a different concept; the most attractive, interesting man you have ever met. Now wonder, why didn't he ask you out? That man had the ability to see into your very soul, and it was the lack of beauty there that made him move on.

Your time would be better spent correcting that list rather than judging me.
I’m really good at
Contacted about 20 people on this site using a variety of pickup methods and found out that nobody likes someone who's overweight. Everyone's got deal breakers I suppose, but unfortunately, it seems everyone's standards are higher than who they are which leads to a massive game of coy.

I will keep this lesson in mind the next time I find someone I like; to see if they keep a double standard.

I was 600, Now I'm nearly 400; I can fold my stomach, arms, and leg flab in half. The goal is to keep the muscle and get down to under 250, but that will take time as all things do. Losing weight is the least extraordinary thing I've done; I've overcome schizophrenia, a shitty childhood, poor education and a lifetime of real and imagined rejection and I haven't met a person I haven't been able to impress. The worst you can do to an individual has already been done to me. I have come to accept the possibility of being celibate virgin until the day I die. You may think that is an immature thing to say or that I'm broken for saying it; unfortunately, experience begets jadedness and I may never find someone who truly interests me.

By now you're probably imagining the picture and smell of the wierdest freak you can imagine.

Imagine a different concept; the most attractive, interesting man you have ever met. Now wonder, why didn't he ask you out? That man had the ability to see into your very soul, and it was the lack of beauty there that made him move on.

Your time would be better spent correcting that list rather than judging me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Contacted about 20 people on this site using a variety of pickup methods and found out that nobody likes someone who's overweight. Everyone's got deal breakers I suppose, but unfortunately, it seems everyone's standards are higher than who they are which leads to a massive game of coy.

I will keep this lesson in mind the next time I find someone I like; to see if they keep a double standard.

I was 600, Now I'm nearly 400; I can fold my stomach, arms, and leg flab in half. The goal is to keep the muscle and get down to under 250, but that will take time as all things do. Losing weight is the least extraordinary thing I've done; I've overcome schizophrenia, a shitty childhood, poor education and a lifetime of real and imagined rejection and I haven't met a person I haven't been able to impress. The worst you can do to an individual has already been done to me. I have come to accept the possibility of being celibate virgin until the day I die. You may think that is an immature thing to say or that I'm broken for saying it; unfortunately, experience begets jadedness and I may never find someone who truly interests me.

By now you're probably imagining the picture and smell of the wierdest freak you can imagine.

Imagine a different concept; the most attractive, interesting man you have ever met. Now wonder, why didn't he ask you out? That man had the ability to see into your very soul, and it was the lack of beauty there that made him move on.

Your time would be better spent correcting that list rather than judging me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Contacted about 20 people on this site using a variety of pickup methods and found out that nobody likes someone who's overweight. Everyone's got deal breakers I suppose, but unfortunately, it seems everyone's standards are higher than who they are which leads to a massive game of coy.

I will keep this lesson in mind the next time I find someone I like; to see if they keep a double standard.

I was 600, Now I'm nearly 400; I can fold my stomach, arms, and leg flab in half. The goal is to keep the muscle and get down to under 250, but that will take time as all things do. Losing weight is the least extraordinary thing I've done; I've overcome schizophrenia, a shitty childhood, poor education and a lifetime of real and imagined rejection and I haven't met a person I haven't been able to impress. The worst you can do to an individual has already been done to me. I have come to accept the possibility of being celibate virgin until the day I die. You may think that is an immature thing to say or that I'm broken for saying it; unfortunately, experience begets jadedness and I may never find someone who truly interests me.

By now you're probably imagining the picture and smell of the wierdest freak you can imagine.

Imagine a different concept; the most attractive, interesting man you have ever met. Now wonder, why didn't he ask you out? That man had the ability to see into your very soul, and it was the lack of beauty there that made him move on.

Your time would be better spent correcting that list rather than judging me.
The six things I could never do without
Contacted about 20 people on this site using a variety of pickup methods and found out that nobody likes someone who's overweight. Everyone's got deal breakers I suppose, but unfortunately, it seems everyone's standards are higher than who they are which leads to a massive game of coy.

I will keep this lesson in mind the next time I find someone I like; to see if they keep a double standard.

I was 600, Now I'm nearly 400; I can fold my stomach, arms, and leg flab in half. The goal is to keep the muscle and get down to under 250, but that will take time as all things do. Losing weight is the least extraordinary thing I've done; I've overcome schizophrenia, a shitty childhood, poor education and a lifetime of real and imagined rejection and I haven't met a person I haven't been able to impress. The worst you can do to an individual has already been done to me. I have come to accept the possibility of being celibate virgin until the day I die. You may think that is an immature thing to say or that I'm broken for saying it; unfortunately, experience begets jadedness and I may never find someone who truly interests me.

By now you're probably imagining the picture and smell of the wierdest freak you can imagine.

Imagine a different concept; the most attractive, interesting man you have ever met. Now wonder, why didn't he ask you out? That man had the ability to see into your very soul, and it was the lack of beauty there that made him move on.

Your time would be better spent correcting that list rather than judging me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Contacted about 20 people on this site using a variety of pickup methods and found out that nobody likes someone who's overweight. Everyone's got deal breakers I suppose, but unfortunately, it seems everyone's standards are higher than who they are which leads to a massive game of coy.

I will keep this lesson in mind the next time I find someone I like; to see if they keep a double standard.

I was 600, Now I'm nearly 400; I can fold my stomach, arms, and leg flab in half. The goal is to keep the muscle and get down to under 250, but that will take time as all things do. Losing weight is the least extraordinary thing I've done; I've overcome schizophrenia, a shitty childhood, poor education and a lifetime of real and imagined rejection and I haven't met a person I haven't been able to impress. The worst you can do to an individual has already been done to me. I have come to accept the possibility of being celibate virgin until the day I die. You may think that is an immature thing to say or that I'm broken for saying it; unfortunately, experience begets jadedness and I may never find someone who truly interests me.

By now you're probably imagining the picture and smell of the wierdest freak you can imagine.

Imagine a different concept; the most attractive, interesting man you have ever met. Now wonder, why didn't he ask you out? That man had the ability to see into your very soul, and it was the lack of beauty there that made him move on.

Your time would be better spent correcting that list rather than judging me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Contacted about 20 people on this site using a variety of pickup methods and found out that nobody likes someone who's overweight. Everyone's got deal breakers I suppose, but unfortunately, it seems everyone's standards are higher than who they are which leads to a massive game of coy.

I will keep this lesson in mind the next time I find someone I like; to see if they keep a double standard.

I was 600, Now I'm nearly 400; I can fold my stomach, arms, and leg flab in half. The goal is to keep the muscle and get down to under 250, but that will take time as all things do. Losing weight is the least extraordinary thing I've done; I've overcome schizophrenia, a shitty childhood, poor education and a lifetime of real and imagined rejection and I haven't met a person I haven't been able to impress. The worst you can do to an individual has already been done to me. I have come to accept the possibility of being celibate virgin until the day I die. You may think that is an immature thing to say or that I'm broken for saying it; unfortunately, experience begets jadedness and I may never find someone who truly interests me.

By now you're probably imagining the picture and smell of the wierdest freak you can imagine.

Imagine a different concept; the most attractive, interesting man you have ever met. Now wonder, why didn't he ask you out? That man had the ability to see into your very soul, and it was the lack of beauty there that made him move on.

Your time would be better spent correcting that list rather than judging me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Contacted about 20 people on this site using a variety of pickup methods and found out that nobody likes someone who's overweight. Everyone's got deal breakers I suppose, but unfortunately, it seems everyone's standards are higher than who they are which leads to a massive game of coy.

I will keep this lesson in mind the next time I find someone I like; to see if they keep a double standard.

I was 600, Now I'm nearly 400; I can fold my stomach, arms, and leg flab in half. The goal is to keep the muscle and get down to under 250, but that will take time as all things do. Losing weight is the least extraordinary thing I've done; I've overcome schizophrenia, a shitty childhood, poor education and a lifetime of real and imagined rejection and I haven't met a person I haven't been able to impress. The worst you can do to an individual has already been done to me. I have come to accept the possibility of being celibate virgin until the day I die. You may think that is an immature thing to say or that I'm broken for saying it; unfortunately, experience begets jadedness and I may never find someone who truly interests me.

By now you're probably imagining the picture and smell of the wierdest freak you can imagine.

Imagine a different concept; the most attractive, interesting man you have ever met. Now wonder, why didn't he ask you out? That man had the ability to see into your very soul, and it was the lack of beauty there that made him move on.

Your time would be better spent correcting that list rather than judging me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Contacted about 20 people on this site using a variety of pickup methods and found out that nobody likes someone who's overweight. Everyone's got deal breakers I suppose, but unfortunately, it seems everyone's standards are higher than who they are which leads to a massive game of coy.

I will keep this lesson in mind the next time I find someone I like; to see if they keep a double standard.

I was 600, Now I'm nearly 400; I can fold my stomach, arms, and leg flab in half. The goal is to keep the muscle and get down to under 250, but that will take time as all things do. Losing weight is the least extraordinary thing I've done; I've overcome schizophrenia, a shitty childhood, poor education and a lifetime of real and imagined rejection and I haven't met a person I haven't been able to impress. The worst you can do to an individual has already been done to me. I have come to accept the possibility of being celibate virgin until the day I die. You may think that is an immature thing to say or that I'm broken for saying it; unfortunately, experience begets jadedness and I may never find someone who truly interests me.

By now you're probably imagining the picture and smell of the wierdest freak you can imagine.

Imagine a different concept; the most attractive, interesting man you have ever met. Now wonder, why didn't he ask you out? That man had the ability to see into your very soul, and it was the lack of beauty there that made him move on.

Your time would be better spent correcting that list rather than judging me.