Comedy-loving, hard-working, chivalrous guy who loves dairy and has fantastic credit is looking for his other half. Intrigued, right?

I do my best to mold high school minds everyday. In my spare time, I chill with friends, enjoy the outdoors, am active in any way possible, read, travel, music, movies, cook, museums...

-Six degrees of Kevin Bacon (sans the Google). It's on!
-Spouting random knowledge in jeopardy/trivia
-Tearing the hell out of a crab (for a native midwesterner)

People say that I look like a runner. Good quick assessment! I'm a lean guy; if you're looking for a linebacker, please look elsewhere.

I have also been told that I sometimes deliver humor in a Seth Meyers-esque fashion. I'm cool with that!

Black Keys, Chili Peppers, Paul & Art, Lyle Lovett, Alicia Keys, My Morning Jacket...

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is the definitive holiday movie. I was engrossed in There Will Be Blood to the point that I didn't notice the lack of dialogue for the first 20 minutes. Contagion was freaking incredible.

TV: SNL, American Ninja Warrior, Parks & Rec, Shameless, The New Girl (yup, I'm very comfortable in my masculinity!).

I'll read almost anything. My favorites include Brave New World, Frankenstein, Holidays on Ice, and Esquire (for the stories, not the $200 belts in the fashion section).

sunshine
the outdoors
(chocolate) milk
my planner
oral hygiene tools
reading material of some kind

-Why does _______ happen that way?
-How to continuously improve as a teacher
-The type of house I want to have
-If the zombie apocalypse really happened...

There really isn't a typical night, but I hope it involves friends. Most likely at happy hour with coworkers.

I wholeheartedly enjoy Neil Diamond. You know the phrase "the man, the myth, the legend"? That was created to describe Neil Diamond.

you like what you've read thus far, and these apply to you:
-enjoyment/appreciation for humor and good-natured sarcasm
-likeness for being outdoors in all seasons
-desire for healthy and ethnic food, as well as bacon & milkshakes
-support for ethical capitalism (some OKC'ers are too left for me)

superfantastic bonus points if you can:
-do at least five pushups in a row
-list two stars of the Oscar-snubbed film 'License to Drive'
-describe the composition of DNA