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Out_On_Bail

29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Living the dream in Kensington.

My sense of humor has been described as sarcastic, dry and self deprecating. In High School, I was voted funniest in my class. It's an accomplishment that I'm proud of to this day. I also won a cross dressing contest, but I've let my figure go a bit since then.

I am low key, stayin', and hardcore
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In my spare time I enjoy playing pick up soccer, watching soccer, drinking IPAs, singing karaoke and being sarcastic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Karaoke.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've got lots of really curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Clockwork Orange, The Stranger, The Conscious of a Liberal by Sen. Paul Wellstone.

Movies: Superbad, Rocky IV, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Bulworth, Full Monty, Shaun of the Dead, Swingers, Napoleon Dynamite, The Big Lebowski, Billy Elliott, This is Spinal Tap, Fargo, Hotel Rwanda, Syriana, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Escape to Victory, BASEketball, Boogie Nights, Mean Girls, The Italian Job, Clerks and Clerks 2, Drive Me Crazy (seriously underrated, don't laugh), Cool Runnings, Snatch, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Office Space, The Aristocrats

Music: I listen to a lot of stuff from the 80's that you probably consider to be awful. If you're a fan of Phil Collins, The Outfield, Duran Duran or anything similar that I'm leaving out we should talk. In addition I'm a fan of The Pogues, Dropkick Murphys, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, The Cars, Sublime, Flogging Molly, Catch 22, Bob Dylan, Beck, Elvis Costello, The Strokes, M.I.A, Blur, Immortal Technique, Rancid, The Specials, Talking Heads, Tom Petty, Flight of the Conchords, Weezer and Beat Union.

Food: Thai, Indian, Cuban, Five Guys Burgers and Fries and South Brooklyn Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Blackberry
2) plaid shirts
3) Everything bagels
4) Chapstick
5) Friday Night Lights
6) IPAs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which songs I should add to my karaoke repertoire.

How awesome Five Guys Burgers and Fries and Ryan Callahan are.

How long does it take the typical dude in New Jersey to do his hair and flex in front of the mirror before he's ready to go to the club

Why has the National Republican Senatorial Committee taken out banner ads on okcupid?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
meh
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never make it rain, like Southern California.

Seriously, I already admitted to liking Phil Collins, what the fuck else do you want?
You should message me if
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you think Bone Thugs + Phil Collins = the greatest collaboration ever recorded...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoLB_U0YPOg&feature=player_embedded