I'm a dispicable father of two horrible kids with whom I loath. We
typically stay in a van down by the river but go to Walmart
periodically to wash up and shoplift items of necessity. I don't do
without because I know the right locations to hang out and get
change from very generous motorists. I use only the best cardboard
(compliments of Walmart) and have been improving my panhandling
penmanship.
I do as little as possible and had rather watch tv (when available), lay around, and have people wait on me hand and foot. I don't cook, clean, or care.
If you believe all that, you obviously won't get my twisted humor.
I have two kids (b-12 and g-14) from a previous life and get them every other week plus a day. We are very close and they are extremely important to me.
My weeks w/out kids include activities such as mountain biking, flat water kayaking (I have 2), hiking, running, camping, disc golfing, hanging out with friends, etc. I live a very active lifestyle and would hope that you can keep up. I enjoy travelling and have 5 states left to visit. I consider myself to be very domesticated and won't hesitate to open a door (chivalry is not dead).
I do as little as possible and had rather watch tv (when available), lay around, and have people wait on me hand and foot. I don't cook, clean, or care.
If you believe all that, you obviously won't get my twisted humor.
I have two kids (b-12 and g-14) from a previous life and get them every other week plus a day. We are very close and they are extremely important to me.
My weeks w/out kids include activities such as mountain biking, flat water kayaking (I have 2), hiking, running, camping, disc golfing, hanging out with friends, etc. I live a very active lifestyle and would hope that you can keep up. I enjoy travelling and have 5 states left to visit. I consider myself to be very domesticated and won't hesitate to open a door (chivalry is not dead).
