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26 M Brooklyn, NY

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  • Ages 20–33
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:00pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I spent most of my life in Pennsylvania before hopping around for work. I try to do as much as I can in terms of writing, acting, drawing, reading and whatnot. I like creating things and enjoy artistic endeavors. Always trying to engage with or entertain people. Teller of tales.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living in Brooklyn, Working in Midtown as a VFX and Motiom Graphics Artist for a TV Production Company. Basically people come into my office and say "Hey, wouldn't it be really cool if _______ happened in this scene?" Then I find a way to make _______ happen... Lately this entails making a lot of nazis get convincingly blown up...

When I'm not doing that I'm writing, reading, drawing, eating, watching stuff, listening to music, throwing frisbees, plotting, making cliché lists...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Useless trivia, quoting movies/tv shows, taking things apart and putting them back together, putting together/taking apart/putting back together ikea furniture, laughing at myself, cooking, Sean Connery and Jimmy Stewart impersonations.

I'm also insanely good at Scene-it...
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get "you look like __________" a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Gaiman, Chabon, Ellison, Borges, Twain, Saunders, Adams, Thompson, Ellroy, Miéville, Philip K. Dick, Klosterman and Vonnegut. I also buy comics weekly. Saga by Brian K. Vaughn and Manhattan Projects by Jonathan Hickman are pretty entertaining.
Currently reading: Inherent Vice

Once Upon a Time in the West, Layer Cake, Blade Runner, Dr. Strangelove, Any Monty Python, The Muppet Movie, Brazil, Buckaroo Banzai, Hot Fuzz, Grosse Pointe Blanke, Blues Brothers, Out of Sight, Serenity, The Avengers, Cabin in the Woods, Her, Backbto the Future, Princess Bride, Big Fish, Who Framed Roger Rabbit...

Firefly, MST3K, Frisky Dingo, Arrested Development, Home Movies, Breaking Bad, The Muppet Show, Twin Peaks, Futurama, The Critic, Peep Show, Doctor Who, Boston Legal, Community, 30 Rock, The Newsroom, The IT Crowd, Sherlock, Spy, Parks and Rec, The Thick of It, Archer...

LCD Soundsystem, Talking Heads, Wilco, Spoon, Dr. Dog, Radiohead, Bowie, Beck, Marvin Gaye, Prince, Nick Drake, Kinks, ELO, Andrew Bird, Daft Punk, Donovan, Beastie Boys, Wu Tang...

I can always eat Mexican, Italian, Thai, Greek, or Phở.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Excluding the necessities:

A pen or pencil
James Murphy/David Bowie/David Byrne/Jim Henson
A towel (according to The Guide, I always need one)
Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Cinnamon life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, The Universe, and Everything.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?

How do you not feed gremlins/mogwai after midnight? Isn't it technically always after midnight?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wherever I go.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I keep finding those free bookmarks The Strand gives you with every purchase around my bedroom...

I'm older than I used to be.

I always skip over "Genius of Love" on Stop Making Sense and "DARE" on Demon Days.

My dad looks like Ron Swanson to some people.

I wish I would've rickrolled my college professors in my works cited pages... the idea didn't come to me until two years after I graduated.

Sometimes I sing Neil Diamond songs in the shower.
You should message me if
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You would rather ask "why not?" instead of "why?"

You want to dance in the moonlight to "Dancing in the Moonlight".

You want to run through the streets in slow motion and casually lean on things (Ads on the subway and FUN music videos may be giving me false expectations for how young people live...)