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My self-summary
Well, hello there.

On the outside, I am a very tall, intelligent Vulcan (without the super stylish hair) with a penchant for those word thingies. On the inside, I am a pile of guts and bones. Yech!

Verily, I am a nerd, a geek, a dork, and a goof (though I keep that guy in a straight jacket. He gets out on occasion). Strong of mind and will, I am very independent and confident in who I am. I suffer not the idiocy of SJWs and identity politics make my skin crawl. A sesquipedalian, and a lover of the finer things in life; a well-timed nut shot and a joke about exploding kittens.
What I’m doing with my life
Living. Given that living life to its "fullest" is completely subjective and arbitrary, I guess I can go with that to be one of the cool kids.
I’m really good at
Words, whinging, and wainscots... Well, when whatever whimsical waffling wonder waltzes waywardly within, who wrestles with whatchamacallit? This guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm... very big.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Firefly, Dexter, Psych, Dr Who, Law & Order, Arrested Development, Supernatural, Lie To Me

Terry Brooks, Neil Gaiman, Jim Butcher, R. A. Salvatore. My reading has fallen off a bit in recent years, sadly. Right now I've got a list of graphic novels/comics that I want to read through. I do love to read and miss doing it.

Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Nacho Libre, V for Vendetta, Batman Begins, The Hulk (the older new one, not the newer new one), The Avengers, Fist of Legend, Legend of Drunken Master, The Protector, Anchorman

Food is great, except liver and onions. Barf. I'll try anything once.

Garbage, Static X, KMFDM, DevilDriver, Manson, Gravity Kills, Republica, MDFMK, Fear Factory, Nine Inch Nails
The six things I could never do without
On a typical Friday night I am
Gaming of some sort. I have a regular DnD group on Fridays and we either do that, board games, or hang out.
You should message me if
You aren't boring, which is surprisingly hard to find... The question, then, is whether you message me because YOU don't think your boring, or whether you think I won't think you boring. Well, do you feel lucky, punk?

Also, you should absolutely message me if you, or your hair, is 6' or taller/longer. Yeah, not likely on the later, but hey, a guy can dream, can't he?