Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're into a bit of silliness with loads of laughs (often very
dry and cheeky wit) fused with a touch of seriousness in the right
areas then there's the slightest possibility I'll be roasting your
I don't take my life (nor my online pseudonym) too seriously.
During my spare time I enjoy hanging out with friends and love a
bit of banter. I'm uncomplicated, low key, a very good listener but
also possess a bit of drive to succeed in anything I do.
Beneath the layers of my smart ass exterior there is a subtle
seriousness about me. I'm loyal to family and friends and have a
soft heart coupled with a very calm temperament.
I enjoy keeping fit and sports (playing and watching) and... I love
my golf... no not the car silly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm switched on and know where I'm heading in life.
Work is pretty awesome and there are huge mountains to climb but
I'm going to conquer this bad boy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing and making silly fun of most situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smile or my fun personality
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love my bond movies and trashy TV. Geordie Shore, The Valleys and
now Ex on the Beach.
I also love a good comedy.
I like everything from 80's, pop, rock, dance, indie and hip hop. I
have a wide knowledge of music stemming from my djing days. I guess
I pick the eyes out of all genres. There's too many artists and
bands to name but the favourites that come to mind are The Cure,
Tiesto, Notorious BIG, Duran Duran and you can't go past MJ.
I used to collect vinyl records and over time have amassed enough
vinyl to melt and mould into a dining table. I guess I'm a bit of a
music nerd. I'm into more of the electronic variety and forever
searching for that mystery beat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Single malt whiskey
Family (of course)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, driving range, watching the footy or partying.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It would help if you love to laugh at almost anything, dish out a
bit of banter and you're into a bit of sports, health and
In an ideal world I'd like to meet someone to share my life and
thoughts with but I'm also keen to meet new people from all walks
of life and see where the journey takes me. Definitely keen to be
friends first and take it from there.
I hope to be excited with your flirtatious winks, smiles and
messages and just take it from there. So c'mon ladies... whether
you want to find that special guy to share your life and time with
or crush my manhood by dishing out some mean come backs... I'm here
for ya :)
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