Don't worry, I'm the harmless and fun kind of crazy that talks to inanimate objects and not the weird kind of crazy that what's for those same objects to respond.
I was in the Navy for 6 years and was honorably discharged. That means I either didn't have as much fun as I could have or just didn't get caught. I spent 4 of those years in Japan on an aircraft carrier. Tokyo is awesome but Hong Kong, is more fun.
I have a Russian tortoise named Barry Allen. He's a love maker, heart breaker, a life taker, and rules his domain (a cement mixing tub) with a heart of gold and a fist of iron. Also he loves mangos.
I love it when a woman has large vocabulary and knows how to use it. The English language is extensive and versatile enough that you can virtually eliminate the use of the words "YOLO" and "swag" from your daily conversations and not suffer a single miscommunication.