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27 Washington, DC Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 19, 2014
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hey-o! So, I'm a west coast farm girl, transplanted to DC by way of a couple other states and countries.

Although I'm an office drone, I have an unrequited love for archaeology and playing in the dirt. I probably spent too much time watching Indiana Jones as a kid, because I still I enjoy shouting "it belongs in a museum!" I spent most of my childhood jumping through Indian ruins and digging up pottery and arrowheads.

I love museums and libraries. Like any aspiring eccentric, I study languages in my free time. So far, I have a passing familiarity with about 4 languages, and can read a couple dead languages. You know, for fun-sies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
That "work" thing, which I am awesome at, and generally enjoy.

Marking off my favorite travel destinations (New Orleans!), finding new ones (Scotland, anyone?), and maintaining a healthy obsession with treasure maps. Learning about farms and agriculture, wandering around Ace Hardware.

Hmm, in my free time, I enjoy cooking and especially baking.

And I read a lot. Like really guys, I love a good book. I think it would be great if people could buy each other books at a bookstore the same way they do drinks in a bar. That would be *this* much fun (I know you can't see the hand motion: bars are like -this- much fun, bookstores are *this* much fun).

Oh, I also have this thing about Vikings: they are awesome. Pirates are too, but I already have enough books about them. It's time to learn more about Vikings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
well, all things. Buahaha, just kidding!

So lets say I'm really good at all fun things: adventuring, questing, and team sports. Geocaching! I'm a pretty upbeat person. Oh, BBQs, I looooooooooooove barbeques. I think I've lost the theme here. Let's salvage this: I'm great at enjoying barbeques.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have waist-length, curly, strawberry-blonde hair. It's like something you'd expect to see in the wild. Or as part of an invading party of Vikings (see? Vikings are awesome!). Or Scythians! (Stand back, I'm on a roll now.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Although the library at Alexandria may have burned down, I've done my best to recreate it in the limited space of my apartment. I love sharing book recommendations and if you have any suggestions, drop me a line!

Movies: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, the Mummy, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, James Bond flicks, Jurassic Park, campy 80s movies

Music: Stuff my dad raised me on: Boston, AC/DC, and Kansas.
My guilty pleasure is country music (Pistol Annies and Miranda Lambert, Luke Bryan, Lee Bryce, and The Marshall Tucker Band). My go-to playlist is Florence + the Machine, Mumford and Sons, Ludovico Einaudi, and The Federal Hillbillies.

Shows: Anything with a solid storyline! I'm always looking for something to cuddle up and enjoy.

Food: everything except anise (which was invented by felled titans to spite humanity).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My sisters
2. The rest of my family
3. My dog, Baloo, aka, he-who-thinks-he-is-human
4. Friends to share good times with
5. Personal time (which usually turns into walking and reading time)
6. Books and learning materials!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Treasure, farming, foreign languages, dinosaurs, history, caves, and food. Hmmm, recurve bows and Scythians.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
slaying vampires.

Or drinking a glass of wine with some big band tunes on the gramophone.

Villain things.
You should message me if
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Do you enjoy reading and/or learning for pleasure?
Ooooh, or outdoorsy fun? (with picnics! All adventures should have food.)
Or, perhaps, if Ghostbusters is one of your top all-time favorite movies.
Definitely if you know where to find really good food.
Have you read xkcd? (One of my favorites:
And absolutely if you enjoy baked goods (because that's how I roll. Yeah, you should probably be okay with cheesy puns.).