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My self-summary
On my 5th year of a 3 year maths course. That's just how good I am.

Shitty vegan who likes to look butch but that illusion fades as soon as you speak to me. Got me some piercings and a tattoo of a penny-farthing with a 6 in it on my arm that helps me cheat on all my exams (provided every answer is 6). There's also a magnet in my finger that's practically paying for itself with all the 1p's it can pick up. People like to touch my hair because it's short and fluffy. You can touch it too; my hair is easy.

I was the treasurer for the sci-fi society at uni, so obviously I'm super cool. If that wasn't proof enough, I beat minesweeper in beginner mode in 2.79 seconds on my phone. I know, I know. Cauchy is my bae, I like drawing, and I am the Pet Shop Boys' biggest fan. Ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Consuming various substances with my crew and moanin bout them contestants on that Come Dine With Me on Twitter (@shaunadevine)

Future wise, think being a maths lecturer would be neat-o. Everyone loves maths after all so teaching it to people is bound to make me popular (y)

I did start off doing English literature, but switched because everyone always says maths is more useful and, you know, they're basically the same subject anyways. If I ever get enough money I'd like to go back and continue with what I started (i.e. getting drunk and skipping classes, but specifically English lit classes).

Basically, I have attachment issues and don't want to leave uni.

I'm also considering going into prostitution but Mae Martin hasn't responded to any of my emails yet.
I’m really good at
Yelling people's names at them when I'm drunk. Pretty sure they love it. Also embarrassing myself somehow in the same situation (P.S sorry to everyone I know here)

Packing CDs and DVDs. I got promoted after just 6 days on the job. I've quit that now though, so I only put discs in cases as a special favour to people.

I mean I guess I should say maths. But it's the shit maths that has no application in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a lesbian apparently. It's the first thing random drunk people I meet usually ask me.

Little kids often ponder my gender aloud.

I can't pwonounce r's.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love Batman comics, especially The Killing Joke. As for, y'know, real books, I love pretty much everything by H.P. Lovecraft, A Clockwork Orange, and Let The Right One In. I have a love-hate relationship with Stephen King too. I love his books until I get to the ending. Not in a "I'm sorry that it's ended" kind of way; I just don't think he's good at endings, especially when they involve orgies between 11-year-olds. Clearly I'm very hard to please. So horror, basically.

I enjoy going to the theatre, and would go a lot more if I had the money. My favourite thing that I've seen though is either Ibsen's A Doll's House or the stage version of Birdsong or that one pantomime my uni did that one time. But I'll go to pretty much anything.

Obsessed with The Pet Shop Boys. Like, OBSESSED. You don't even understand. Also like Daft Punk, Justice, The Prodigy, Ghost

TV shows:
The Prisoner (hence the tattoo)
Avatar: The Legend of Aang
British comedies
Various animes (My credentials:
Breaking Bad
Antique shows

All the Bonds
Kung Fu Panda (ssh)
V for Vendetta
Donnie Darko
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (because Noomi Rapace as Lisbeth <3)

I'm a casual gamer too. Love Portal, Zelda, Assassin's Creed, Red Dead Redemption, Bioshock, Pokemon, and Bugs Bunny and Taz Time Busters, to name but a few. I don't mean to brag or nothing, but I've got Platinum God in Binding of Isaac. I know, I know.

Rice and curry sauce.
The six things I could never do without
-Phone because Pet Shop Boys (and if people need to contact me, I suppose)
-My cuddly Appa toy (I am totally hard though I swear)
-Motherfucking flannel
-err... Nah I think I'm good
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex&drugs&PetShopBoys. Student stuff. Cuddly stuff. What's on tv stuff. How to be a good person and shiz. Girls with short hair. Girls with no hair. What I should do with my hair. Androgynous people. How awesome it would be if I had a dog. Why everyone thinks there's a 9 on my arm. Should I water my tiny cactus now? (Edit: the answer to that last one should've been yes. R.I.P. Togemon)
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at mine with peeps drinking/monging out. Or out clubbing. Or at someone else's drinking/monging out.

When I'm home for summer, I'm usually at "Friday Club", which is round my uncle's house. It has 3 members. My mum is the other one.

GTA V-ing. You know, stealing cars and doing missions (lol jk I'm at the strip club).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Whenever I'm at home I'm always cuddling one of my cuddlies. Like in an embarrassing baby sort of way.

I have my nipples pierced; they're slanted so they point at my junk.

I once stole 44 bottles of bubbles and 9 whistles, because I'm a wrong'un.

Ate a conker for a fiver once and I think it made me die.
You should message me if
You want to buy me alcohol.
You want to buy me drugs.
You have short hair I can floof.
You have a pet I can cuddle.
You have a you I can cuddle.
You're butch. Or tall. Or butch and tall.
You're Mae Martin.
You like the Pet Shop Boys (did I mention I like the Pet Shop Boys??)
Any/all of the above (I ain't fussy)

I go between London and Colchester a lot, and occasionally Bournemouth, so you lucky people in those places should hit me up yo let's rave and stuff.