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22 Colchester, UK Woman


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 25
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm a maths student at Essex uni. You can usually find me at the bar or in front of a screen of some sort. Failing that, I've gone for one of my walks; I'll be back whenever.

I like to look butch but apparently I'm really feminine. I like blazers and piercings and I've a tattoo of a penny-farthing with a 6 in it on my arm that helps me cheat on all my maths exams (provided every answer is 6). There's a magnet in my finger that's practically paying for itself with all the 1p's it can pick up (plus I can totally tell all the ladies about my "magic finger" ;););););););) (haha no I've never done that…)). People like to touch my hair because it's short and fluffy. You can touch it too; my hair is easy.

Real quiet in a group usually, but I don't think I'm that shy (anymore). Enjoy clubbing and just being around people all the time.

Oh, and I am the Pet Shop Boys' biggest fan. No question about it.
What I’m doing with my life
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No idea. I just want to study forever and not start that scary real life thing I've heard about.

I did start off doing English literature, but switched because everyone always says maths is more useful and, you know, they're basically the same subject anyways. If I ever get enough money I'd like to go back and continue with what I started (i.e. getting drunk and skipping classes, but specifically English lit classes).

Considering going into prostitution but Mae Martin hasn't responded to any of my emails yet.

I moan about the contestants on Come Dine With Me on Twitter (@shaunadevine)

All I want is to never be boring (omg psb ref)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Yelling people's names at them when I'm drunk. Pretty sure they love it.

Packing CDs and DVDs. I got promoted after just 6 days on the job. I've quit that now though, so I only put discs in cases as a special favour to people.

Maths is cool. It's just like doing puzzles all day. Except the puzzles make you want to punch something.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm a lesbian apparently. It's the first thing random drunk people I meet usually ask me.

Little kids often ponder my gender aloud.

I can't pwonounce r's.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love Batman comics, especially The Killing Joke. As for, y'know, real books, I love pretty much everything by H.P. Lovecraft, A Clockwork Orange, and Let The Right One In. I have a love-hate relationship with Stephen King too. I love his books until I get to the ending. Not in a "I'm sorry that it's ended" kind of way; I just don't think he's good at endings, especially when they involve orgies between 11-year-olds. Clearly I'm very hard to please. So horror, basically.

I enjoy going to the theatre, and would go a lot more if I had the money. My favourite thing that I've seen though is either Ibsen's A Doll's House or the stage version of Birdsong or that one pantomime my uni did that one time. But I'll go to pretty much anything.

Obsessed with The Pet Shop Boys. Like, OBSESSED. You don't even understand. Also like Daft Punk, Justice, The Prodigy, Ghost

TV shows:
The Prisoner (hence the tattoo)
Avatar: The Legend of Aang
British comedies
Various animes (My credentials:
Breaking Bad
Antique shows

All the Bonds
Kung Fu Panda (ssh)
V for Vendetta
Donnie Darko
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (because Noomi Rapace as Lisbeth <3)

I'm a casual gamer too. Love Portal, Zelda, Assassin's Creed, Red Dead Redemption, Bioshock, Pokemon, and Bugs Bunny and Taz Time Busters, to name but a few. I don't mean to brag or nothing, but I've got Platinum God in Binding of Isaac. I know, I know.

Rice and curry sauce.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Phone because Pet Shop Boys (and if people need to contact me, I suppose)
-My cuddly Appa toy (I am totally butch though I swear)
-err... Nah I think I'm good
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex&drugs&PetShopBoys. Student stuff. Cuddly stuff. What's on tv stuff. How to be a good person and shiz. Girls with short hair. Girls with no hair. What I should do with my hair. Androgynous people. How awesome it would be if I had a dog. Why everyone thinks there's a 9 on my arm. Should I water my tiny cactus now? (Edit: the answer to that last one should've been yes. R.I.P. Togemon)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at the SU bar with my mates. Or at mine watching some rubbish and making a drinking game out of it with people. Occasionally I do not drink, despite what some people will lead you to believe.

When I'm home for summer, I'm usually at "Friday Club", which is round my uncle's house. It has 3 members. My mum is the other one.

GTA V-ing. You know, stealing cars and doing missions (lol jk I'm at the strip club).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Whenever I'm at home I'm always cuddling one of my cuddlies. Like in an embarrassing baby sort of way.

I have my nipples pierced; they're slanted so they point at my junk.

I once stole 44 bottles of bubbles and 9 whistles, because I'm a wrong'un.
You should message me if
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You want to buy me alcohol.
You have short hair I can fluff.
You have a pet I can cuddle.
You have a you I can cuddle.
You're butch. Or tall. Or butch and tall.
You're Mae Martin.
You like the Pet Shop Boys (did I mention I like the Pet Shop Boys??)
You want to sex me.
Any/all of the above (I'm not fussy, though preferably the last one)

I go between London and Colchester a lot, and occasionally Bournemouth, so you lucky people in those places should hit me up yo let's rave and stuff.