Shitty vegan who likes to look butch but that illusion fades as soon as you speak to me. Got me some piercings and a tattoo of a penny-farthing with a 6 in it on my arm that helps me cheat on all my exams (provided every answer is 6). There's also a magnet in my finger that's practically paying for itself with all the 1p's it can pick up. People like to touch my hair because it's short and fluffy. You can touch it too; my hair is easy.
I was the treasurer for the sci-fi society at uni, so obviously I'm super cool. If that wasn't proof enough, I beat minesweeper in beginner mode in 2.79 seconds on my phone. I know, I know. Cauchy is my bae, I like drawing, and I am the Pet Shop Boys' biggest fan. Ever.
Future wise, think being a maths lecturer would be neat-o. Everyone loves maths after all so teaching it to people is bound to make me popular (y)
I did start off doing English literature, but switched because everyone always says maths is more useful and, you know, they're basically the same subject anyways. If I ever get enough money I'd like to go back and continue with what I started (i.e. getting drunk and skipping classes, but specifically English lit classes).
Basically, I have attachment issues and don't want to leave uni.
I'm also considering going into prostitution but Mae Martin hasn't responded to any of my emails yet.
Packing CDs and DVDs. I got promoted after just 6 days on the job. I've quit that now though, so I only put discs in cases as a special favour to people.
I mean I guess I should say maths. But it's the shit maths that has no application in life.
Little kids often ponder my gender aloud.
I can't pwonounce r's.
I enjoy going to the theatre, and would go a lot more if I had the money. My favourite thing that I've seen though is either Ibsen's A Doll's House or the stage version of Birdsong or that one pantomime my uni did that one time. But I'll go to pretty much anything.
Obsessed with The Pet Shop Boys. Like, OBSESSED. You don't even understand. Also like Daft Punk, Justice, The Prodigy, Ghost
The Prisoner (hence the tattoo)
Avatar: The Legend of Aang
Various animes (My credentials: http://myanimelist.net/profile/shaunadevine)
All the Bonds
Kung Fu Panda (ssh)
V for Vendetta
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (because Noomi Rapace as Lisbeth <3)
I'm a casual gamer too. Love Portal, Zelda, Assassin's Creed, Red Dead Redemption, Bioshock, Pokemon, and Bugs Bunny and Taz Time Busters, to name but a few. I don't mean to brag or nothing, but I've got Platinum God in Binding of Isaac. I know, I know.
Rice and curry sauce.
-My cuddly Appa toy (I am totally hard though I swear)
-err... Nah I think I'm good
When I'm home for summer, I'm usually at "Friday Club", which is round my uncle's house. It has 3 members. My mum is the other one.
GTA V-ing. You know, stealing cars and doing missions (lol jk I'm at the strip club).
I have my nipples pierced; they're slanted so they point at my junk.
I once stole 44 bottles of bubbles and 9 whistles, because I'm a wrong'un.
Ate a conker for a fiver once and I think it made me die.
You want to buy me drugs.
You have short hair I can floof.
You have a pet I can cuddle.
You have a you I can cuddle.
You're butch. Or tall. Or butch and tall.
You're Mae Martin.
You like the Pet Shop Boys (did I mention I like the Pet Shop Boys??)
Any/all of the above (I ain't fussy)
I go between London and Colchester a lot, and occasionally Bournemouth, so you lucky people in those places should hit me up yo let's rave and stuff.