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Oxymoron12

28 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I can spend hours getting lost in a Powell's book store, and like a moth to a flame, I gravitate to the nearest piano in a room. Tickling the ivories is one of my favorite ways to let off steam and express my artistic bent. I'm drawn to poetry as well to express ideas, sentiments, and, more than that, to play with words so that they are made to dance and jump through hoops. My engagement with words is such, I sometimes cull inspiration from Frost, E. E. Cummings, or the like; and pen my own originals, when the muse strikes. I sometimes share what I write at open mics, and occasionally play piano at a club with Classical Revolution.
I was fortunate to spend some of my formative years abroad in Italy and Switzerland. That experience has given me a store house of amusing stories. One of my favorites was the time my parents dropped me off for a two week basketball camp in Zurich and only after they left did I discover the sole language spoken at this retreat was Swiss German, of which I understood zilch.
If my friends describe me as a quieter, intellectual type, that would be right, I think; yet they would also tell you I am no stodgy dusty bookworm. Going out on the town with friends, hosting dinner parties ,films, concerts and theater fill my time when not studying or working
What I’m doing with my life
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Wrapping up my degree—English Literature & Writing major—selecting a potential grad school, working on my art and making ends meet. I am grateful to have a job I do enjoy; I sell organic beans at farmers' markets and so on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding hilarity in most all situations Writing sometimes poetry and sometimes prose, when inspired
Procrastination
Remembering faces and not names half as well
Hosting dinner parties and the like for friends
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hat (if I'm wearing it of course)
I listen well
My being intelligent without pretense; and good humored without carelessness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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W O R D S Palahniuk, Jane Austin, David Sedaris, Voltaire, Vonnegut, Kafka, Hunter S. Thompson, Gladwell, Adams, Orwell, Hemingway, Calvin and Hobbes, Plays Shakespeare, Oscar Wild, Schwartz, &c. Poetry W.H. Auden, Homer, Robert Frost, Alexander Pope, Elizabeth Bishop, e.e. Cummings, Sappho, Heart Crane, Ted Hughes, &c.

S C R E E N Eternal Sunshine, Lost In Translation, Run Lola Run, Harold and Maude, Amadeus, The Usual Suspects, His Girl Friday, O Brother, The Fifth Element, Shawshank Redemption, Princess Bride, The Goonies, &c. Shows The IT Crowd, Mad Men, Downton Abbey, Arrested Development, QI, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, The Daily Show, any wildlife documentary with David Attenborough, &c.

M U S I C Spoon, The Smiths, Muse, The Velvet Underground, Queen, Modest Mouse, Grizzly Bear, Elliot Smith, Kate Bush, The Mountain Goats, Built To Spill, The Flaming Lips, Blind Pilot, Ratatat, Vivaldi, Mozart, Handel, Bob Dylan, Elvis Costello, Nina Simone, Prince, the Decemberists, &c. My taste is pretty diverse, and I always welcome being introduced to new things.

F O O D Ethiopian, ice cream (the real gelato I had in Italy takes the crown, as the best I've yet had), pizza (cooked in a wood-oven is ideal), Mexican, Thai, fresh NW Salmon, &c. I have eclectic taste in this category too, as with music you could say, &c.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Paper and a pen with which to write
Finding hilarity in all kinds of situations
Solid conversation as well as free and easy banter
Good music
Good friends and family
A passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why certain things haven't been invented yet, where is the best taco in Portland, the latest project to satisfy my literary/artistic side, the people in my life, how to keep growing and creating, bettering myself and my quality of life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Convening with friends, perhaps, going out on the town for a few drinks, a witty play, a foreign film or a live indie concert; writing, writing, writing (sometimes for a submission, and then never without polishing till the last hour I confess; who knows what else?
You should message me if
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You like to laugh, learn, expand your horizons, don't take yourself too seriously. If somewhere in my profile I piqued your interest.