Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pervy old man and prudes should stop reading here.
Well, now that the boring people have left, here's what you, the
interesting folks should know. I'm the kind of person who can find
humour in all sorts of situations(if its not already apparent, i
must be doing a fantastically shit job). Also, I'm a hopeless
romantic. Meaning to say I'm hopeless at being romantic.
My philosophy is that it's never about the activity but rather the
company you're with. Saying that, i like to chill with people who
do not take themselves seriously and are always good for a laugh
with. If you are the kind who is easily offended, please do stay
far far away.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just changed occupation from corruptor of nubile minds to grand
persuader of monetary self-protection.
Yup, my job scope entails persuading others that their life is
worth more than what they think and that they should make sure it
is well protected. Financially that is.
Unfortunately muggles tend to be a stubborn lot
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Small talk. Especially after a beer or two. That's when you really
see my brain work and my mouth move.
I'm shit at online talk/pick up lines though. I work best when i
can see and read people's moods and emotions.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My cheery personality? My awesome sense of humour? My apparent lack
of humility? =D
Then again, people who meet me for the first time always say 'wah
your eyelashes are so long'. Seriously, i dont see what the big
deal is about them. They make my eyes itch when i'm in glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Harry potter series, fantasy books, hunger games series, you know,
the usual popular stuff. Not twilight(couldnt get past first 2
chapters) or 50 shades though.
Big bang theory, himym, modern family, the office, survivor. Gotta
love American sitcoms at the end of a long day when you're in need
of a good laugh. Running man works too! And game of thrones.
And i cant do without Cai fan! What other item in a hawker centre
offers this much variety everyday? Cheap and good too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good company to have an awesome time with.
2. $$$ to afford all these inflated items on our island.
3. Laptop where i can entertain myself watching the above mentioned
4. Water. My favourite drink is actually water. though someone once
told me that's not a good thing. Cause fish f**k in water -.-
5. Holidays! Omg i used to think 1 holiday a year was enough. How
wrong i was....
6. Sleep. nuff said. Cant get enough of it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
when can i finally afford a car? Damn this COE.
(ok, this needs an edit after a friend saw my profile. Let me
rephrase the above statement.)
when can i finally afford a half decent car without sacrificing too
much of my current lifestyle?
Where do I look for my next client so that I can pay off my monthly
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever makes me happy, be it out having a blast or KOed on
the bed because I'm simply shagged out from the week.
I do make exceptions for highly interesting people even when I'm
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I burp and fart. Like who doesnt?
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