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OzarkJunkie

45 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
University
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
If you ask my friends they will tell you I'm special and I'm different. Wait, that doesn't sound right. I mean they will say I'm unique, one of a kind, and freakin' awesome. Then when you're not looking they will ask me for $20.

Things I do to live: work, eat, sleep, breathe.
Things I live to do: laugh, listening to music, hiking, biking, sleeping in, flea markets, road trips, traveling, making out, hanging out with friends, The Mission, Bluegrass Mondays at Amnesia, Wednesday night comedy at the Dark Room, pub trivia, making fun of my silly friends, dreaming big, cheap beer, owning my own business, lighting bugs and thunder storms, biscuits and gravy.

I'm looking for someone special who enjoys those things too. Someone who knows herself and what she wants out of life. Someone smart, fun, funny, pretty, and if you have eleven toes that's fine. I'm not looking for Miss. Perfect. I want to find someone to laugh and be silly with, travel the world with, play frisbee in the park with, go bar hoping with- just not get as drunk as we use to do in our younger days. Someone who won't get grossed out when I ask them to shave my back (jk...or am I?). Someone who enjoys the outdoors, mountains, rivers, camping. Someone who makes me laugh, think, love...
What I’m doing with my life
By day: owner of independent cd/record store in SF...celebrating 16th anniversary in August!
By night: live music promoter.
For fun: host of online radio show.
I’m really good at
Scratching on the 8-ball in pool and falling on my ass when bowling. Yeah I suck, but it's fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on if I'm wearing a shirt or not- my 6-pack abs!
Or maybe, I look younger than I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC: I'm kind of a music junkie...I'm into all sorts of music from alternative rock to alt-country, 80s new wave, Kansas City jazz, indie-folk, classic country, old-time bluegrass, rockabilly...You name it, I love it!

TV: Arrested Development, Modern Family, New Girl, Parks & Rec, Community, Louie, Wilfred, Legit, The League, Girls, Portlandia, Parenthood, The Good Wife, Chelsea Lately, Bob's Burgers.

BOOKS: I like to find old travel/tour books at random thrift stores and used book stores in hopes of inspiring me to travel there someday.

MOVIES: Juno, Garden State, Memento, Raising Arizona, Stand By Me, Pretty In Pink, Spaceballs, classic westerns, quirky Johnny Depp movies, anything with/by Paul Giamatti, Ellen Page, Wes Anderson, Jim Jarmusch, Cohen Brothers, and early Woody Allen.
The six things I could never do without
Music, traveling, sleep, laughter, outdoors, love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what's the difference between country-fried steak and chicken-fried steak?
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing bingo with all my grey haired friends. jk.
I'm either out for live music or home watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was conceived in the backseat of a Shelby Mustang.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
after reading my profile you say to yourself, damn this guy sounds awesome!...I wanna buy him drinks, dinner, and a movie.

You want to maybe take a road trip this summer...along the coast of Maine, stopping off in all the old towns, port towns, and fishing towns along the way.