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OzarkJunkie

44 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
University
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello ladies...and the handful of you weirdo guys out there patrolling okcupid for hot man-on-man action.

It's hard to tell new people about myself without sounding shallow and narcissistic. So lets get started. I'm freakin' awesome! I've devilishly handsome. Make that, ok-ishly handsome. I'm a tall 5'5" and even taller with platform shoes. I'm a world renowned comic and singing sensation. Or a least that's how I describe my humor and my amazing ability to sing and tell jokes in the shower. I'm an award winning author...thanks to the short story I wrote in 5th grade. But don't let all my good boy charm fool you. I'm a total bad boy. I've been arrested for stealing. Well I was puled into the Kmart security office and my mom was called after I was caught stealing a Miami Vice soundtrack on cassette tape. But still.

On a few occasions I've been told I'm funny. On a few occasions I've been told I'm a smart ass. On a few occasions I've been told to stop being repetitive and shut the hell up. I enjoy laughing and trying my best to make others laugh. I find humor is the key to life, happiness, and it does wonders in the bedroom.
Other things I enjoy: listening to music, going to concerts/movies, hiking, biking, sleeping in, flea markets, road trips, traveling, making out, hanging out with friends, The Mission, Bluegrass Mondays at Amnesia, Wednesday night comedy at the Dark Room, pub trivia, making fun of my silly friends, dreaming big, both cheap beer and craft beers, owning my own business, lighting bugs, thunder storms, biscuits and gravy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day: owner of independent cd/record store in SF...celebrating 16th anniversary!
By night: live music promoter. Here's my next big event: https://www.facebook.com/events/1566831240254491/
For fun: host of online radio show.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scratching on the 8-ball in pool. Falling on my ass when bowling. Peeling potatoes. Making mixed CDs. Being late. Getting lost.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on if I'm wearing a shirt or not- my 6-pack abs!
Or maybe, I look younger than I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MUSIC: kind of a music junkie and into all sorts of music from alternative rock to alt-country, 80s new wave, Kansas City jazz, indie-folk, classic country, old-time bluegrass, rockabilly...You name it, I love it! Some of my all-time faves- Prince, XTC, Echo & The Bunnymen, Psychedelic Furs, David Bowie, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Van Halen, Flaming Lips, Luna, James, Louis Jordan, Cab Calloway, Johnny Cash, Ryan Adams & Whiskeytown.

TV: Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Broad City, Modern Family, New Girl, The Mindy Project, Parks & Rec, Louie, Wilfred, Legit, The League, Girls, Portlandia, Parenthood, The Good Wife, The Blacklist, Bob's Burgers. Currently on a Gilmore Girls kick.

BOOKS: I like to find old travel/tour books at random thrift stores and used book stores in hopes of inspiring me to travel there someday.

MOVIES: Juno, Garden State, Memento, Raising Arizona, Stand By Me, Pretty In Pink, Spaceballs, classic westerns, quirky Johnny Depp movies, anything with/by Paul Giamatti, Ellen Page, Wes Anderson, Jim Jarmusch, Cohen Brothers, and early Woody Allen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, traveling, sleep, laughter, outdoors, love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what's the difference between country-fried steak and chicken-fried steak?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's so many things I could be doing on a Friday night- at dinner, a show, bowling, playing pool, drinks with friends, or home watching a movie. But most likely I'm playing bingo with all my grey haired friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I killed a guy once.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
after reading my profile you say to yourself, damn this guy sounds awesome!...I wanna buy him drinks, dinner, and a movie.