It's hard to tell new people about myself without sounding shallow and narcissistic. So lets get started. I'm freakin' awesome! I've devilishly handsome. Make that, ok-ishly handsome. I'm a tall 5'5" and even taller with platform shoes. I'm a world renowned comic and singing sensation. Or a least that's how I describe my humor and my amazing ability to sing and tell jokes in the shower. I'm an award winning author...thanks to the short story I wrote in 5th grade. But don't let all my good boy charm fool you. I'm a total bad boy. I've been arrested for stealing. Well I was puled into the Kmart security office and my mom was called after I was caught stealing a Miami Vice soundtrack on cassette tape. But still.
On a few occasions I've been told I'm funny. On a few occasions I've been told I'm a smart ass. On a few occasions I've been told to stop being repetitive and shut the hell up. I enjoy laughing and trying my best to make others laugh. I find humor is the key to life, happiness, and it does wonders in the bedroom.
Other things I enjoy: listening to music, going to concerts/movies, hiking, biking, sleeping in, flea markets, road trips, traveling, making out, hanging out with friends, The Mission, Bluegrass Mondays at Amnesia, Wednesday night comedy at the Dark Room, pub trivia, making fun of my silly friends, dreaming big, both cheap beer and craft beers, owning my own business, lighting bugs, thunder storms, biscuits and gravy.