I like laughing and being silly. I enjoy watching little kids play in the park and dogs run up and down the beach. I chuckle when I see someone trip and pretend it didn't happen. I find it funny when a cute girl tells me a joke and forgets exactly how the punchline goes. All the weird people in this world crack me up. Life is real, and sometimes hard, but I don’t take it too seriously. Humor plays a big role in my everyday life, except on Wednesdays. I’m not real sure what you call it- but I can make fun of people without them knowing I’m making fun of them. Does that make me a jerk?
I was born and raised in a mid-size town of Missouri in the Ozarks - hence the profile name. Moved to the big city of SF over 15 years ago and love everything about this amazing city. I guess growing up so close to the mountains, lakes, and hillbillies- I grew to love the outdoors. I enjoy hiking, biking, exploring, traveling, road trips. I'm a "slow down and take the scenic back roads" kind of guy. I love getting out of the city and going nowhere in particular. I like going out for drinks with friends, live music, movies, standup comedy/improv, and finding useless junk at flea markets, thrift stores, and garage sales. I'm curious, creative, passionate, spontaneous, adventurous, clever, witty, sarcastic. And I'm short and proud of it.