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28 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:17am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hello, My names Tim.

I'm English. I'm a freelance graphic designer, so I can photoshop your face on to a monkey. I'm open minded, laid back and I have a dry sense of humour. I'm a nerd. I try to fix the world by getting outspoken at dinner parties. I'm curious and interested in everything, apart from football.

I like good films and the great outdoors and the great indoors, and cycling. And cooking and eating and drinking and David Attenborough.

South america's next on the list of places to go.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make myself and the people around me happy. I'm aware that our existence is pointless, that when we die we disappear as if we never were and the universe won't even notice. I'm comfortable with it. But I do think it's a good reason to make my time here and the time of those around me as good as possible, because there is probably nothing else.
I’m really good at
Fixing things
Breaking things
Rolling cigarettes
Cooking breakfast
Unconsciously stealing lighters
Sitting very still
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea, you'll have to ask them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music of most shapes and sizes but mainly alternative/indie, old school hiphop, Electro and DnB. If you like Radiohead, Nick drake or Elliot Smith you get 100 points. I can't deal with minimal house. (minimal house -50 points) Sorry.

Movies - anything intense, quirky or lovely. Most French films, Studio Ghibli, James Bond, Fight club, High Fidelity, Drive, Little Miss Sunshine, In Bruges, Wes Anderson, Tarantino, The Matrix (1) ANYTHING with Robin Williams, including and especially Aladdin.

Books - Sci Fi (100 points), Fantasy, Ian M Banks, Neil Gaiman, Robbin Hobb, anything that's based outside this here reality.

Any and all Food, but not coriander which should be on the noxious weed list. There is very little that makes me happier than a cheese platter and a nice red wine.

TV - DAVID fucking ATTENBOROUGH ( 100 points ).

Computer games. Usually RPGs, or co-op shooters.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My life
The world
How things work
Why my Spathiphyllum is such a little bitch
How you might climb to the roofs of buildings
On a typical Friday night I am
At a gig
A bit too drunk
Going to make friends with someone
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're fun or interesting or both ( ideally both ). I can learn from you. You can sing or want to have a jam. You want to go for a drink, go on adventures ( I have recently acquired a '96 commodore wagon, from back when practicality was sexy.. ) want to relax and watch films, play cards and generally spend time with me. If you can play an instrument or speak two languages or have a nice bum you also get 100 points.

N.B. Points are redeemable as drinks, dinner, gig tickets, orgasms and probably most other things you can think of.